the most powerful gender

Jae he/him/his she/her/hers ♍

[sollgaleo]

another headstone news update on this dead blog

regarding one of the two ex boyfriends as the major reasons i no longer wanted to be on this blog

back in roughly 2012/2013 my at the time boyfriend jason "slee/plock" had admitted to only dating me to try and get at my 500 spare dollars from my college grant. a lot of money at the time for us 19/20 year old losers.

he then left me for ike "sque/akchic"

apparently the two were whirlwind pair in 2013-2015 florida cosplay scene, even going so far as to do a convention proposal. they would also go on to e-beg for money from their young fanbase. being androgynous and attractive, they of course got plenty.

they clearly loved the fame. hard to fault someone for enjoying attention, bitter as i was

evidently though, ike had an iffy past in the south park fandom getting a bit too comfortable with girls much younger than them.

this of course sets the stage for rest of the story. sometime between 2015 and 2019 the two break up but not before Jason was in the room and complicit in Ike's illegal actions with a minor (allegedly).

ike goes on to be known as Evan "ci/el star", a ci/el phant/omhive fact kin influencer, his past catches up with him, and he's serving 10 years house arrest

a gross summation but im not a reporter. id never wish for victims to exist for me to have catharsis. but it IS cathartic to know he was the fucked up freak and not me. i may be a fat softboi genderfreak. but ive definitely aged better than the pedo he left me for.

im not after anything. this blog will continue to be dead.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[gigglincactus]

ғғ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴs  ›› [1/?]

sʜɪᴠᴀ, FFX.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

this is amazing

[shofie-irl]

hey quick question, what the fuck is up with the KFC marketing team

[sollgaleo]

lol who remembers that time someone I lived with for three years kinned a rape victim character from a porn game and left me so he could kin date a person who ided as one of that characters potential rapists

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

[notabrobro]

@nagunkgunk

[lord-kitschener]

It’s a knword and it’s Valid

[acidanarchist-deactivated201808]

I don’t wanna like Kill The Joke but this brings up a really cool fact about swords in ~14th-16th century Germany! The only people who were allowed to own Real Swords were the royalty and nobility BUT! Everyone else was allowed to own knives. The definition of a knife, however, was based on not length but handle construction, and to some extent how it was sharpened. The handle had to be constructed Like So with 2 pieces of wood sandwiching the metal tang.

Only one edge was allowed to be sharpened, but oftentimes a small part (a couple inches) of the short edge (e.g. the edge that wasn’t sharp) would be sharpened, and weapon design often allowed for this

In this way, something that looked like This, a messer of just over a meter in length…

…would be legally considered a knife, and therefore allowable for non-nobility to possess. (you can also see the bit on the back of the tip that would be sharpened)

So @swordmutual, there’s a not definitive but certainly interesting historical perspective on your question

[thegmsighs]

when you're level 1 and you face your first boss

[cocainesocialist]

Bill Gates buys big chunk of land in Arizona to build 'smart city'

"Bill Gates is known for innovation and those kind of things and I think he picked the right place. He's coming to Arizona."

v cool to be seeing capitalism morph back into feudalism before our eyes

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I like how they always choose a nice name for these destructive developments. I guess “Smart City” sounds less threatening than “Microsoft City”.

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

“smart city” 

>built in the desert 

[butchflirt]

Claims to be smart Builds city in the Sonoran Desert anyway

[dabblingindissent]

This meeting has been a long time coming, hasn’t it? You’ve come a long ways, literally, and I suspect, figuratively as well.

[papasmoke]

bring me a copy of apple’s internal servers

[naruhoe-deactivated20220131]

y’all act like horny on main is some kind of great sin, like cum jokes and jackin off jokes haven’t been the fodder of blogger humor for years. we need to face the real, true shame. kpop on main.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[al-fletcher]

We don’t deserve Hank Hill

[sollgaleo]

@leaffall I’m not afraid of you iggy only a top can kill a bottom leaning verse

[sollgaleo]

@gladiolusmutual did your partner just invite me to a threeway

[sollgaleo]

@leaffall I'm not afraid of you iggy only a top can kill a bottom leaning verse

[heyoscarwilde]

From imdb: ”During the filming of some scenes for The Princess Bride, the weather became markedly cold for Robin Wright Penn. Andre the Giant helped her by placing one of his hands over her head; his hands were so large that one would entirely cover the top of her head, keeping her warm.”

comic by Box Brown :: via flickr.com

[midnightsylph1]

This is so sweet how can I NOT reblog this. 

[catbountry]

D’aaawwww.

[coelasquid]

All of the behind the scenes stories about Andre the Giant were adorable like this, Apparently Wallace Shawn is deathly afraid of heights, so he was freaking out while they were doing the scene scaling the cliff and Andre was like “it is okay, I’ll keep you safe.” there’s a behind the scenes thing on the DVD and everyone is choked up and misty eyed when they talk about working with him.

[poupon]

Andre the Giant was a radiant human being.

[triss19]

I’m so glad he gets to go down in history as everyones favorite giant. What a legacy!

[xkumah]

reality check

[suneato]

extremely self-indulgent kirishima-ing

[whatpumpkin-deactivated20181222]

Happy 11/11! Today’s the first installment of the weekly TROLL CALL, which you can track here. New trolls will be revealed every Wednesday…and you can see them all in HIVESWAP: ACT 2, coming Spring 2018.

[animepopheart]

チエ | republished w/permission