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This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life
Bruh this a new one gotta try it out
I scrolled past and then scrolled back up :-/
This so cute
Abuela plz.
So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.
Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.
He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.
But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.
I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.
He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.
And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.
I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.
When the fuck did this get notes Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy
dear clothing manufacturers:
make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
stop putting shelf bras in everything
make jeans for short people with big butts
make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway
fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
put pockets on everything i am serious
charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts
end ‘one size fits all’ forever
size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time
* MAKE WHITE SHIRTS THAT ARE NOT SEE-THROUGH. MAKE ALL SHIRTS NOT SEE-THROUGH. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Chopped: A Summary
Contestant 1: my style is rustic with a twist
Contestant 2: I'm so committed to food that i have 97 tattoos and all of them are food
Contestant 3: tragic backstory involving at least one family member who is here in spirit
Contestant 4: I'm just really Italian and I WILL bring that up after seeing each ingredient
*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting
the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.
this omg
Okay but have you considered: making a big thing of Mac and cheese, and then dropping it all on the carpet
When someone is being over dramatic and it isn't humorous at all it's actually really obnoxious
i was prepared to permanently move to australia until i caught this i am finally at peace
Cards Against Humanity is letting customers pick which 2016 candidate they’ll donate to, as long as it’s Clinton
The game’s creators have launched a fundraiser, America Votes With Cards Against Humanity, where they’re letting their customers decide which of the two campaigns should received the donations the company collects.
“Today, we’re letting America choose between two new expansion packs about either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump,” the project’s website reads. “At the end of this promotion, Cards Against Humanity will tally up the sales of both packs, and depending on which pack gets more support, we will donate all the money in support of Hillary Clinton’s campaign.”
incredible
We're all just freshman in the end.
Me thinking about the end of high school
Seems like it got better…
i need this dog in my life
People always joke about the Marauders thinking a stray dog is really Sirius but imagine that the Marauders are exploring the Forbidden Forest and they split up and all of a sudden, a deer comes over and nudges Sirius. And he’s just like, “Oh, hey, mate.” And the deer just nudges him again. And they finally decide to head back to the castle but the deer is having none of it so they literally have to drag him out of the forest. Only they’re panicking because he’s not changing back and come on James, this isn’t funny, you know we can’t get caught. And so they start to worry that something is wrong and he can’t change back. And so they smuggle him back into the castle. And by smuggle I mean, they throw the Invisibility Cloak over him but since he’s a deer, it doesn’t really cover much. And that’s the story of how Professor McGonagall looks up and sees three boys shoving a headless deer past her doorway and she promptly decides that it’s not her problem.
So they get the deer to the common room and it’s only then that they begin to speculate that maybe this deer isn’t James after all. But the deer just keeps doing really vague things that could be James. And they spend the rest of the afternoon having to decide if this really is James and if it is, if he’s messing with them or if something’s wrong, and if he’s not, did they just kidnap a deer?