semi-formal with a hint of fictional character

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Me af 😂🌱

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One of my coworkers told me this morning that she’s pregnant and five seconds later I’m like “HEY I’M BUYING YARN FOR A BLANKET WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT!?”

I like knitting baby stuff even if I don’t like babies.

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Oh my god my husband and I started the house hunting process and we’re going to see our first house tomorrow! I’M SO NERVOUS AND EXCITED.

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I’m trying to come up with a book list of young adult and middle grade books that have a musical theme. So far the only one I can come up with is Stargirl (who played the ukulele throughout the book). Do you guys know of any others?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bluelelie-deactivated20161215]

this is my favorite post omg

[dreamadove]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I was told we’re having fancy feast.”

Photos via CatsInBusinessAttire

[lightlybow]

Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat. 

 Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person. 

 Two weeks later:

He won’t leave.

[asummerrae]

AAAAAAAAH

I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[fanfckery]

“problem” cats just need a safe person. Someone who is patient and doesn’t push them. Once you gain their trust they will love you forever.

[awellboiledicicle]

Most problem cats are only a “problem” because people try to push them into being something they aren’t comfortable being. And they’re usually the most loving, sweet, and gentle animals once they realize you aren’t going to demand that of them.

[scentedpiratealpaca-deactivated]

@why-animals-do-the-thing For the one animal thing that made you smile, this post does it everytime

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Hell yes.

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I’ve been having a pretty terrible week (and it’s only Wednesday) but today a student really lifted my spirits when she told me she loved my teaching style and I’m already helping her learn more English than she expected (she’s only been in my class for three days!).

Any way...what has made you happy today?

[kabber]

So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”

[xcziel]

quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more

[michelleion]

war - picks fights with all the other PTA moms, constantly starting shit on facebook

famine - forces her family to try bullshit fad diets, chastises her daughter for not being thin enough

pestilence - anti-vax, probably supports ‘autism speaks’

death - posts her shitty opinions everywhere, in favor of state mandated corporl punishment + death penalty

can you imagine anything more frightening

[lugubrious-bish-deactivated2016]

So my boyfriend asked me to prom today w 350 balloons filling my entire room and my dog, Penny, had more fun than anyone else.

[mustgetlonely-deactivated202603]

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Revv up that vintage soft grunge

[spongy-moments]

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Watching Avengers: AoU

Vision: I'm not Ultron.

Vision: I'm not JARVIS.

Vision: I'm, I'm . . .

Dude behind me: JAVERT!

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tv pilot: immediately sets up its main male and female characters into a will-they-or-won't-they relationship that will take 2 or more seasons before they inevitably end up together

me: deep, internal sigh

[knittingandbooks]

In case you were wondering what happened after the Mad Men finale…

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Ahhhhh, 7 days until I get married!