[reasonandempathy]

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

[i-wanna-do-something]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[frickiestfricks]

[cannibalchicken]

[violetsandshrikes]

washington zoo has had it's first armadillo (southern three-banded) birth in 116 years and the baby is so so so so so precious i could cry

congratulations to new armadillo parents Vespa and Scooter!!! (x)(x)

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

[toastbutteregg]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[stowks]

This should not be hidden in the comments

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[funnytwittertweets]

[anxietyproblem]

[huffylemon]

ok I take back what I’ve said about contemporary art. This is amazing.

[saywhat-politics]

[pdlcomics]

all the places

[spooniestrong]

[anarcho-smarmyism]