hello vonnie
ojovivo
noise dept.
Product Placement
RMH
cherry valley forever
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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titsay
wallacepolsom
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
izzy's playlists!
$LAYYYTER
occasionally subtle
Origami Around
Kaledo Art
will byers stan first human second
Keni
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@inthefallofasparrow
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Modsā¦ change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.
10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.
11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.
12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.
13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.
14. My daughter shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition my family for a redress of grievances.
15. My daughter will not interfere with the social, cultural, or technological development of other civilizations.
16. My daughter's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.
17. The act of observing my daughter will change the state she is in. 18. Any headline that ends with a question mark can be answered by my daughter.
19. Do not get my daughter wet or feed her after midnight.
20. My daughter can only move forward, but she captures diagonally.
21. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by my daughter.
22. My daughter is the mind-killer. She is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my daughter. I will permit her to pass over me and through me. And when she has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see her path. Where the daughter has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
23. If my daughter is bigger than your outstretched thumb, then you are within her blast radius.
24. For every daughter, there is an equal and opposite mother.
Who said that? - Shakespeare edition
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Dick the Butcher (Henry VI part 2)
Abhorson the Executioner (Measure for Measure)
Philip Faulconbridge the Bastard (King John)
Costard the Clown (Love's Labour's Lost)
Cinna the Poet (Julius Caesar)
James Soundpost the Musician (Romeo and Juliet)
"...I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit."
Sir Oliver Martext (As You Like It)
Sir John Falstaff (Henry IV part 1)
Sir Piers of Exton (Richard II)
Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Twelfth Night)
Sir James Blunt (Richard III)
Sir Eglamour (Two Gentlemen of Verona)
"Monster, I do smell all horse-piss; at which my nose is in great indignation."
Puck the Fairy (A Midsummer Night's Dream)
Shallow the Justice (The Merry Wives of Windsor)
Trinculo the Jester (The Tempest)
Sir Toby Belch the Drunk (Twelfth Night)
Owen Glendower the Welsh Leader (Henry IV part 1)
Doll Tearsheet the Prostitute (Henry IV part 2)
"Villain, I have done thy mother."
Antipholus of Ephesus (Comedy of Errors)
Mercutio (Romeo and Juilet)
Earl of Gloucester (King Lear)
Tullus Aufidius (Coriolanus)
Aaron the Moor (Titus Andronicus)
Second Murderer (Macbeth)
I could tell Hellblade 2 was going to have a hard time living up to its predecessor as soon as I realised the story was going to include other human NPCs. The whole crux of the first game was built on it being essentially a monodrama from the point of view of a very unreliable narrator, and the story worked because the player had to experience it through Senua's perception of reality. All the other human characters are only ever seen through flashback cutscenes, memories and visions; they're not tangibly there with her. As soon as you add other external characters for Senua to interact with and a verifiable external conflict to deal with (rather than an internal struggle that's potentially just going on inside her mind), it changes the dynamic of the game entirely.
Hellblade 3 just got announced for those who missed it. Hopefully, they've worked out the best way forward.
God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.
All right hang on lemme look something up real quick
haha found it again! look at him neck
sorry what were you talking about?
God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.
All right hang on lemme look something up real quick
What's WRONG With American Schools? | FunkyFrogBait
Who said that? - Shakespeare edition
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Dick the Butcher (Henry VI part 2)
Abhorson the Executioner (Measure for Measure)
Philip Faulconbridge the Bastard (King John)
Costard the Clown (Love's Labour's Lost)
Cinna the Poet (Julius Caesar)
James Soundpost the Musician (Romeo and Juliet)
"...I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit."
Sir Oliver Martext (As You Like It)
Sir John Falstaff (Henry IV part 1)
Sir Piers of Exton (Richard II)
Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Twelfth Night)
Sir James Blunt (Richard III)
Sir Eglamour (Two Gentlemen of Verona)
"Monster, I do smell all horse-piss; at which my nose is in great indignation."
Puck the Fairy (A Midsummer Night's Dream)
Shallow the Justice (The Merry Wives of Windsor)
Trinculo the Jester (The Tempest)
Sir Toby Belch the Drunk (Twelfth Night)
Owen Glendower the Welsh Leader (Henry IV part 1)
Doll Tearsheet the Prostitute (Henry IV part 2)
Is this supposed to be the scary one or the sexy one?
Sexy of course. He would do number on the internet, especially as a creepypasta
He would 'do number'? singular? is it you?
You can't fool me. I know for a fact that ketchup does exist.
KICK THE CAN!
Letās play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS RIGHT THERE JESUS CRUST
jesus crust
I SWEAR IN THIS FANDOM WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERY OCCASION
Who said that? - Shakespeare edition
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Dick the Butcher (Henry VI part 2)
Abhorson the Executioner (Measure for Measure)
Philip Faulconbridge the Bastard (King John)
Costard the Clown (Love's Labour's Lost)
Cinna the Poet (Julius Caesar)
James Soundpost the Musician (Romeo and Juliet)
"...I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit."
Sir Oliver Martext (As You Like It)
Sir John Falstaff (Henry IV part 1)
Sir Piers of Exton (Richard II)
Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Twelfth Night)
Sir James Blunt (Richard III)
Sir Eglamour (Two Gentlemen of Verona)
see every time i see this status i get angry because iāve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you canāt make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the gameās functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so itās not like someone modded it in by adding the line āint const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;ā. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because iām too petty to have any say in the matter
I tried my hand at one of those two-column (contrapuntal) poems! I have a new level of respect for anyone who writes these lol
You can also read it on ao3 where I learned how to code an HTML table for this.
