“It’s perfect weather for sweaters!”
“Isn’t it beautiful this time of year?”
“Ugh, it’s raining. Again.”
“It’s a window of Fall in the middle of a Summer week.”
“Why can’t it cool down already?!”
“I’m actually allergic to pumpkins, you know.”
“Oooh, a farmer’s market! Let’s go!”
“It’s sweater weather but only for the first four hours of being awake.”
“Can you smell the season changing?”
“It’s never too late to decorate for Halloween!”
“I don’t even know what Halloween is, and at this point I am too afraid to ask.”
“So, care to explain the skeleton in the lawn chair?”
“I’ve become one with the leaf pile.”
“I hate this time of year.”
“I love this time of year!”
“I wish summer never ends…”
“The leaves are so pretty this year.”
“Want some fresh pie to warm you up?”
“Let’s get some coffee sit on a bench to enjoy the weather.”
“Want to go to the orchard with me?”
“Look at all these apples!”
“What a waste of a good pumpkin.”
“This is the weirdest looking squash I’ve ever seen.”
“Someone just left their excess homegrown produce on my doorstep.”
“Did you leave all these cucumbers in my mailbox?”