my glee corner

[mcclane-deactivated20130428]

[clarkeygriffy]

#the reactions are all kinds of amazing #puck and kurt are like OH SHITTT #same with lauren #quinn is like lol i don’t give a fuck #rachel is like shit don’t laugh don’t laugh #sam is like mmmmm wait haha yeah that’s true as he visualises finn dancing #jesse you are perfect

[ricsaltzman]

#look at all the fucks Quinn gives #she looks like she’s about to pass out from boredom

[kurtsies]

[frog-autumn]

 #remember how the last time Blaine went to a dance with a boy he got beat up #and in this moment he gathered every bit of courage and strength he had #and stepped into the middle of a crowd of a known homophobic school #and asked his boyfriend to dance #because all Blaine ever wants is to see Kurt smile

[rocketkit]

klaine doodle so i don’t starve you guys

[gellmet-head]

Kurt: * walks in the room sobbing* *informs everyone of his dead bird friend* * stops crying to roast and throw massive shade at Blaine* *continues to cry whilst singing a Beatles song in honor of dead bird friend in a room full of fancy sad boys*

Blaine:

[inthenameofsephiroth]

Kurt Hummel + TV Tropes

[snarkyhag]

@spaceorphan18 I forget how old Blaine and Kurt were when they got married. 21 and 20?

[spaceorphan18]

Kurt is 21.

Blaine is however old you’d like him to be. Going by how old he’s supposed to be? 20-ish. Going by how old he looks? 35. Going by how old he dresses? 82. The choice is really yours.

[snarkyhag]

82 but too young to buy booze when they are newlyweds. Perfect.

[loserlikewe]

[dantanchel]

Ship It Like UPS: Graziella & Riff (Quinn x Mike)

[blaindersonkummel]

[spaceorphan18]

“Don’t they get together in the end?”

[fuckyeahdikrats-defunct]

[adropofdeleted-deactivated20130]

FTM!Kurt in canon.

[craintheodoras]

[hummels-turn]

you wanna be a LOSER LIKE ME

[melynskeys]

[thatsoul-foryou-isinme]

*sigh* So classic. Love their faces.

[mysoulknew-deactivated20140316]

BLAINE ANDERSON YOU SMUG LITTLE FUCKER

[akira-emberheart]

songs I’d like to assign to the glee kids (part II)

Read Part I (for Kurt Hummel)

I’d like to start by letting you know that I’m not done with songs for Kurt. Oh no. There are more to come. I just feel it will be best to introduce others as well, since my list is not exactly complete or in some sort of specific order, and I’ll easily keep adding more songs.

Apologies for any spelling mistakes and canon misconceptions - I watched Glee last year and some seasons stuck in my head more than others. Here we go!

for Blaine Anderson

> Piece by Piece by Kelly Clarkson

"He takes care of me He loves me Piece by piece, he restored my faith That a man can be kind and a father could stay"

I heard this one for the first time in Jenna Ushkowitz’s voice, and for that reason I did think about it for Tina, because it sounded wonderful. But then it made so much sense for Blaine, and his voice would flow beautifully, making a beautiful scene of him singing this to Kurt.

We don’t really know much about Blaine’s relationship with his family, much less with his dad, unfortunately. The few canon pieces we have is that he wasn’t super accepting of his sexual orientation, and that he (possibly?) left his mom around S6. Without much info, I usually don't like headcanoning that he was a terrible father - parenting is hard, and you’re bound to make mistakes. With the very scarce hints we had from other tidbits over the series, I’m headcanoning that Blaine’s father is rather absent, and not so readily accepting of Blaine as a person, but at the same time not a terrible, abusive parent. Still, after observing Kurt’s relationship with Burt, I believe Blaine must have felt at least some jealousy, and that surely, when Klaine would be to have their own kids, Blaine would steer clear of acting like his father did.

This song, lyrically, takes us to a much more dramatic and negative experience, and for that reason, doesn’t seem to fit perfectly with this relationship. But emotionally, I think Blaine would definitely hear this song and feel something. Maybe after a less than pleasant conversation with his dad, or after spending some time with Kurt and his family and feeling like he was deprived of a good relationship with his own father.

So for this song, it would probably have to happen in a non canon scene, as I said, maybe after a fight with his dad. I also like this one to be sung in an assignemnt for Glee club, in the choir room, directed at Kurt. Quiet instrumentals, just sung over a piano like Darrren Criss does so well. Kurt and everyone would tear up.

***

> Oceans by Seafret

“It feels like there’s oceans

between you and me once again

we hide our emotions under the surface

and try to pretend”

There are a lot of songs that I can choose for Klaine’s breakup and their time apart - this one speaks to me a little differently.

Oceans is about distance. Physical, emotional - here’s no difference here. It’s about a relationship that isn’t exactly falling apart, but somehow drifting away in the distance.

In the beginning of S4, we see Kurt move to New York (pushed by Blaine), and slip into this whirlwind of a new busy life - while Blaine stays at McKinley, finishing high school in his small town life. It’s a hard balance to maintain, long distance is hard, and with everything keeping him so busy, Kurt ends up distancing himself, even though it’s not on purpose.

We see Blaine feeling lonely and left behind, and that’s exactly where this song would fit. Oceans lives a lot from the amazing vocals, so that woudn’t be an issue for Blaine at all.

I would imagine this one being sung more or less when he did “Barely Breathing” with Finn - as he considers his feelings, his relationship, going through his day to day feeling that Kurt is unreacheable (which, as we see from those phone calls, he kinda is).

“we hide our emotions under the surface

and try to pretend”

There’s also a lot of pretending everything is fine, when it really isn’t. Blaine could have tried to have an honest conversation with Kurt about how he was feeling, and about their relationship, but instead, he stayed in his corner, maybe thinking things would change, maybe witing for Kurt to realize. And as time passed, as Blaine felt more and more alone (and eventually made that mistake that led to their breakup), their relationship grows more and more distant.

***

> Always by Panic! At The Disco

“When the world gets too heavy

Put it on my back,

I’ll be your levy.

You are taking me apart

Like bad glue on a get well card.”

I am very into Blaine singing Panic! At The Disco songs - solely because his voice would fit so, so well.

This song initially made me think about how devoted and careful Blaine is with Kurt - mainly because of that first lyric. The immediate image that popped into my head was of Kurt arriving to the New York apartment after a workday, tired, and Blaine just being there, with dinner ready, ready to take care of him and make it all better.

But upon closer inspection, that’s not really what the song is about. The lyrics seem to describe someone who is deeply, irreversibly in love with someone who just doesn’t really reciprocate, or at least someone who does not answer similarly.

With this in mind, I actually have a very specific time that this song would fit in very well - the back half of S4, when Blaine and Kurt have somewhat reconciled, are friends, have even hooked up a number of times. But that’s not enough for Blaine - he wants a relationship, like they had before he made that mistake. Kurt isn’t there quite yet - and at that point, Blaine wonders if he’d ever be. Cheating is a hard thing to get over. Even if they had hooked up, Blaine couldn’t be sure Kurt would really want a serious relationship with him again.

So I would picture him singing this around that time - he’s available for Kurt, he isn’t giving up, and he’s still giving him all his love and care and attention, waiting for the day Kurt will will want the same as him.

***

> Impossible Year by Panic! At The Disco

“There’s no sunshine

This impossible year

Only black days and sky grey

And clouds full of fear”

Another one by Panic! At the Disco. Once again, Blaine’s voice would absolutely kill in this song - we all know the power of Blaine and a piano.

I love this song. In short, it’s about bad times, in a depressing and dramatic way.

I see Blaine singing this one shortly after the Break Up with Kurt - either one of them. Because in both situations he is in a really bad place, lonely, depressed, and just lost the love of his life. So it’s up to you when Blaine goes to the lonely piano in the auditorium and performs alone, to the empty chairs and dim lights.

***

> Us by James Bay

"So tell me how to be in this world Tell me how to breathe in and feel no hurt Tell me how 'cause I believe in something I believe in us"

Admittedly, I have way too many angsty songs for Blaine.

This song fits very well into Blaine's vocal ability. It seems to be about having someone very special to hold on to when everything else is falling apart.

I like this one for around S5EP16 - when Blaine is struggling with body image and adjusting to New York life, and how different his relationship with Kurt is from when they were in high school. And because of how much his self image is crumbling as he doubts himself, that doubt bleeds into the relationship he has with the most important person in his life.

In the episode, if I remember correctly, after their heart to heart the next sceen they show of Blaine and Kurt is much more lighthearted, but in my head, this song would fit right after that talk - when Blaine realises he can't just keep bottling up his problems and doubts, and that Kurt will be there for him as he builds himself and his confidence back up.

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Sam : Santana’s worried about her bike sitting idle so she wants us to take it out once a day [Tosses keys to Kurt]

Kurt : I think you should do this. You’re more the biker type. I once saw you use a toothpick in public. [Tosses keys back to Sam]

Sam : Bikes are death machines, I’m not risking it. I have a wife and two kids! [Tosses keys to Kurt]

Kurt : Are you saying my life matters less because I don’t conform to society’s hetero-normative, child centric ideals?

Sam : Are you really pulling the gay card right now?!

Kurt : [Deadpan] Yaaasss, Queen.

[akira-emberheart]

songs I’d like to assign to the glee kids (part II)

Read Part I (for Kurt Hummel)

I’d like to start by letting you know that I’m not done with songs for Kurt. Oh no. There are more to come. I just feel it will be best to introduce others as well, since my list is not exactly complete or in some sort of specific order, and I’ll easily keep adding more songs.

Apologies for any spelling mistakes and canon misconceptions - I watched Glee last year and some seasons stuck in my head more than others. Here we go!

for Blaine Anderson

> Piece by Piece by Kelly Clarkson

"He takes care of me He loves me Piece by piece, he restored my faith That a man can be kind and a father could stay"

I heard this one for the first time in Jenna Ushkowitz’s voice, and for that reason I did think about it for Tina, because it sounded wonderful. But then it made so much sense for Blaine, and his voice would flow beautifully, making a beautiful scene of him singing this to Kurt.

We don’t really know much about Blaine’s relationship with his family, much less with his dad, unfortunately. The few canon pieces we have is that he wasn’t super accepting of his sexual orientation, and that he (possibly?) left his mom around S6. Without much info, I usually don't like headcanoning that he was a terrible father - parenting is hard, and you’re bound to make mistakes. With the very scarce hints we had from other tidbits over the series, I’m headcanoning that Blaine’s father is rather absent, and not so readily accepting of Blaine as a person, but at the same time not a terrible, abusive parent. Still, after observing Kurt’s relationship with Burt, I believe Blaine must have felt at least some jealousy, and that surely, when Klaine would be to have their own kids, Blaine would steer clear of acting like his father did.

This song, lyrically, takes us to a much more dramatic and negative experience, and for that reason, doesn’t seem to fit perfectly with this relationship. But emotionally, I think Blaine would definitely hear this song and feel something. Maybe after a less than pleasant conversation with his dad, or after spending some time with Kurt and his family and feeling like he was deprived of a good relationship with his own father.

So for this song, it would probably have to happen in a non canon scene, as I said, maybe after a fight with his dad. I also like this one to be sung in an assignemnt for Glee club, in the choir room, directed at Kurt. Quiet instrumentals, just sung over a piano like Darrren Criss does so well. Kurt and everyone would tear up.

***

> Oceans by Seafret

“It feels like there’s oceans

between you and me once again

we hide our emotions under the surface

and try to pretend”

There are a lot of songs that I can choose for Klaine’s breakup and their time apart - this one speaks to me a little differently.

Oceans is about distance. Physical, emotional - here’s no difference here. It’s about a relationship that isn’t exactly falling apart, but somehow drifting away in the distance.

In the beginning of S4, we see Kurt move to New York (pushed by Blaine), and slip into this whirlwind of a new busy life - while Blaine stays at McKinley, finishing high school in his small town life. It’s a hard balance to maintain, long distance is hard, and with everything keeping him so busy, Kurt ends up distancing himself, even though it’s not on purpose.

We see Blaine feeling lonely and left behind, and that’s exactly where this song would fit. Oceans lives a lot from the amazing vocals, so that woudn’t be an issue for Blaine at all.

I would imagine this one being sung more or less when he did “Barely Breathing” with Finn - as he considers his feelings, his relationship, going through his day to day feeling that Kurt is unreacheable (which, as we see from those phone calls, he kinda is).

“we hide our emotions under the surface

and try to pretend”

There’s also a lot of pretending everything is fine, when it really isn’t. Blaine could have tried to have an honest conversation with Kurt about how he was feeling, and about their relationship, but instead, he stayed in his corner, maybe thinking things would change, maybe witing for Kurt to realize. And as time passed, as Blaine felt more and more alone (and eventually made that mistake that led to their breakup), their relationship grows more and more distant.

***

> Always by Panic! At The Disco

“When the world gets too heavy

Put it on my back,

I’ll be your levy.

You are taking me apart

Like bad glue on a get well card.”

I am very into Blaine singing Panic! At The Disco songs - solely because his voice would fit so, so well.

This song initially made me think about how devoted and careful Blaine is with Kurt - mainly because of that first lyric. The immediate image that popped into my head was of Kurt arriving to the New York apartment after a workday, tired, and Blaine just being there, with dinner ready, ready to take care of him and make it all better.

But upon closer inspection, that’s not really what the song is about. The lyrics seem to describe someone who is deeply, irreversibly in love with someone who just doesn’t really reciprocate, or at least someone who does not answer similarly.

With this in mind, I actually have a very specific time that this song would fit in very well - the back half of S4, when Blaine and Kurt have somewhat reconciled, are friends, have even hooked up a number of times. But that’s not enough for Blaine - he wants a relationship, like they had before he made that mistake. Kurt isn’t there quite yet - and at that point, Blaine wonders if he’d ever be. Cheating is a hard thing to get over. Even if they had hooked up, Blaine couldn’t be sure Kurt would really want a serious relationship with him again.

So I would picture him singing this around that time - he’s available for Kurt, he isn’t giving up, and he’s still giving him all his love and care and attention, waiting for the day Kurt will will want the same as him.

***

> Impossible Year by Panic! At The Disco

“There’s no sunshine

This impossible year

Only black days and sky grey

And clouds full of fear”

Another one by Panic! At the Disco. Once again, Blaine’s voice would absolutely kill in this song - we all know the power of Blaine and a piano.

I love this song. In short, it’s about bad times, in a depressing and dramatic way.

I see Blaine singing this one shortly after the Break Up with Kurt - either one of them. Because in both situations he is in a really bad place, lonely, depressed, and just lost the love of his life. So it’s up to you when Blaine goes to the lonely piano in the auditorium and performs alone, to the empty chairs and dim lights.

***

> Us by James Bay

"So tell me how to be in this world Tell me how to breathe in and feel no hurt Tell me how 'cause I believe in something I believe in us"

Admittedly, I have way too many angsty songs for Blaine.

This song fits very well into Blaine's vocal ability. It seems to be about having someone very special to hold on to when everything else is falling apart.

I like this one for around S5EP16 - when Blaine is struggling with body image and adjusting to New York life, and how different his relationship with Kurt is from when they were in high school. And because of how much his self image is crumbling as he doubts himself, that doubt bleeds into the relationship he has with the most important person in his life.

In the episode, if I remember correctly, after their heart to heart the next sceen they show of Blaine and Kurt is much more lighthearted, but in my head, this song would fit right after that talk - when Blaine realises he can't just keep bottling up his problems and doubts, and that Kurt will be there for him as he builds himself and his confidence back up.