Ryuji: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Akira: Theyâre for Akechi.
Ryuji: Why are you making pancakes for Akechi?
Akira: He doesnât know how.
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Ryuji: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Akira: Theyâre for Akechi.
Ryuji: Why are you making pancakes for Akechi?
Akira: He doesnât know how.
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âSometimes I toss something in the air, it just doesnât come back downâ
âI canât talk right now, Iâm doing hot girl shitâ
Things Iâve Said at Work Starters
âA little bit of arson would be really therapeutic right now.â
âI have all this ambition, but the gods got scared of it and nerfed me with this mortal coil.â
âWho has the brain cell? I need it for five minutes.â
âIâll go get you a body bag, hold on.â
âOh look, itâs all sticky for you.â
âThe concept of time has left me and I have no clue what day it is.â
âFirst it was cat scratch fever, then potentially a flesh eating disease, then less of a chance of that, so Iâve had a roller coaster of a week.â
âThis guy refused to set foot there, and I couldnât have been happier.â
âYou know why Iâm so thrown off? I havenât had my latte in like, a week.â
âIâm gonna be such spitfire on Saturday like, you donât even know.â
âCool Iâll just light it on fire. Probably.â
âHmm⌠no I think itâs a little too wet.â
âIf I could sense their inevitable presence as a psychic, I wouldnât be here right now.â
âThat guy knew what they were about. Came in, candy, and left. Bless âem.â
âHas anyone seen the sacrificial knife? Yâknow, the sharp thing?â
âAlright, I shall abscond and stop pretending that this is all reality.â
âSo what youâre saying is that you wouldnât object to some morale doughnuts? Free morale doughnuts?â
âThe toaster I can understand⌠but why the a waffle iron?!â
âI was gone for four minutes, how did I miss three high people at once?â
âIâm sorry, but the laws of physics simply say no to your stupid request.â
âListen, I just wanna float enough to not touch the ground. Screw gravity.â
âThis is the pile of the soon to meet âemergency storageâ and this is the pile of maybe weâll use them before they go to âemergency storageâ.
âA yes, glitter. Well time to light myself ablaze to get rid of the evil.
âI put those in the temporary heat prison for about five hours.â
âSomeone only almost fell through the ceiling, like the place only almost burned down. One of those is gonna happen for certain eventually.â
I am alive, and will be doing the replies on the morrow
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âHmm lots of hot takes on the dash, and people being wrong, the best p&f song is Iâm meâ
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the addams family (2019) ⌠sentence starters
âWhat a nervous man.â
âI wonât tell if you wonât.â
âWhat a lovely morning!â
âI need help, arenât I people?â
âYouâre welcome in advance.â
âIt was my youth. I made mistakes!â
âNo one torments my family but me.â
âYour hand is as cold as a dead fish!â
âI know that tone, dig up your brother.â
âIâll never forget you, although I will try.â
âYou put your underwear in the freezer.â
âGive my creature life! Live! I tell you, live!â
âDonât forget to kick your father goodnight.â
âIâve practiced that move in a lot of houses.â
âDonât you dare talk to your mother like that.â
âI havenât bathed in 2 weeks⌠or is it months?â
âYou donât have a cellphone? That is so weird.â
âItâs easy to be happy when you have no choice.â
âHow do you know what cotton candy tastes like?â
âDarling, is that really as tight as you can make it?â
âThis day is becoming most wonderfully disruptiveâŚâ
âTomorrow, youâll become a man, and Iâll be a fugitive.â
âI wish something would liven this already tedious day.â
âIt appears sheâs worked everybody up into a crazed mob.â
âThese people are monsters! Theyâll ruin the neighborhood.â
âIâm not locked here with you, youâre locked in here with me.â
âIf Iâd known you were coming I couldâve made up the dungeon.â
âYouâre just grumpy because you havenât had your morning coffee.â
âAh, I have read about those in my Abnormal Psychology journals.â
âI think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.â
âRasp-berry preserves⌠must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.â
âYou have got to try these coffee grounds, they have a certain grit to them!â
âWhatâs so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?â
âMy mom has a lair and a jail? I knew I shouldâve picked to live with my dad.â
âI always kind of knew itâd end like this, I just didnât think it would be this soon.â
âStrange. Thereâs usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these.â
âWhen youâre all grown up, you can travel all you want, but for now itâs safer here.â
âWhoâd ever think a man like me, a total zero, would wind up with you, also a zero?â
âDeranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, Iâm hearing wedding bells!â
âItâs not (name) Iâm worried about, itâs all the others. We may have to provide an alibi.â
âEveryone all right? No missing limbs that werenât already missing before you came?â
âDonât worry about me, I can just sleep in the attic and youâll never even know Iâm here.â
âHand over all your explosives, and the TNT, and the M-80s, and the Roman candlesâŚâ
âI may not have a⌠cell-phone, but you donât have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.â
âWell not exactly, there are restrictions. Iâm not allowed to go into a mall, the zoo, a buildingâŚâ
âNot much. Friends turning against each other, girls making other girls feel bad about themselves, you know, typical junior high.â