Whats A Phantom Thief(TM)

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[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ryuji: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Akira: They’re for Akechi.

Ryuji: Why are you making pancakes for Akechi?

Akira: He doesn’t know how.

[mysdrymmumbles]

[theinboxmemebook]

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[akirusu0]

“Sometimes I toss something in the air, it just doesn’t come back down”

[akirusu0]

“I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit”

[justmorerpmemes]

Things I’ve Said at Work Starters

“A little bit of arson would be really therapeutic right now.”

“I have all this ambition, but the gods got scared of it and nerfed me with this mortal coil.”

“Who has the brain cell? I need it for five minutes.”

“I’ll go get you a body bag, hold on.”

“Oh look, it’s all sticky for you.”

“The concept of time has left me and I have no clue what day it is.”

“First it was cat scratch fever, then potentially a flesh eating disease, then less of a chance of that, so I’ve had a roller coaster of a week.”

“This guy refused to set foot there, and I couldn’t have been happier.”

“You know why I’m so thrown off? I haven’t had my latte in like, a week.”

“I’m gonna be such spitfire on Saturday like, you don’t even know.”

“Cool I’ll just light it on fire. Probably.”

“Hmm… no I think it’s a little too wet.”

“If I could sense their inevitable presence as a psychic, I wouldn’t be here right now.”

“That guy knew what they were about. Came in, candy, and left. Bless ‘em.”

“Has anyone seen the sacrificial knife? Y’know, the sharp thing?”

“Alright, I shall abscond and stop pretending that this is all reality.”

“So what you’re saying is that you wouldn’t object to some morale doughnuts? Free morale doughnuts?”

“The toaster I can understand… but why the a waffle iron?!”

“I was gone for four minutes, how did I miss three high people at once?”

“I’m sorry, but the laws of physics simply say no to your stupid request.”

“Listen, I just wanna float enough to not touch the ground. Screw gravity.”

“This is the pile of the soon to meet ‘emergency storage’ and this is the pile of maybe we’ll use them before they go to ‘emergency storage’.

“A yes, glitter. Well time to light myself ablaze to get rid of the evil.

“I put those in the temporary heat prison for about five hours.”

“Someone only almost fell through the ceiling, like the place only almost burned down. One of those is gonna happen for certain eventually.”

[akirusu0]

I am alive, and will be doing the replies on the morrow

[anserinii-deactivated20230117]

promo me, or i’ll honk into this bottle until you notice me.

[akirusu0]

“Hmm lots of hot takes on the dash, and people being wrong, the best p&f song is I’m me”

[sakizremade]

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[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

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[akirusu0]

“My fatal flaw is hubris but it won’t kill me, I’m built different”

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↖️Achievement: Drop of Poison

🏆This Muse is an Assassin type

[queerava]

shall we start the game?

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the addams family (2019) … sentence starters

“What a nervous man.“

“I won’t tell if you won’t.“

“What a lovely morning!“

“I need help, aren’t I people?“

“You’re welcome in advance.“

“It was my youth. I made mistakes!“

“No one torments my family but me.“

“Your hand is as cold as a dead fish!“

“I know that tone, dig up your brother.”

“I’ll never forget you, although I will try.”

“You put your underwear in the freezer.“

“Give my creature life! Live! I tell you, live!“

“Don’t forget to kick your father goodnight.“

“I’ve practiced that move in a lot of houses.“

“Don’t you dare talk to your mother like that.”

“I haven’t bathed in 2 weeks… or is it months?“

“You don’t have a cellphone? That is so weird.“

“It’s easy to be happy when you have no choice.“

“How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?“

“Darling, is that really as tight as you can make it?“

“This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive…“

“Tomorrow, you’ll become a man, and I’ll be a fugitive.“

“I wish something would liven this already tedious day.“

“It appears she’s worked everybody up into a crazed mob.“

“These people are monsters! They’ll ruin the neighborhood.“

“I’m not locked here with you, you’re locked in here with me.“

“If I’d known you were coming I could’ve made up the dungeon.“

“You’re just grumpy because you haven’t had your morning coffee.”

“Ah, I have read about those in my Abnormal Psychology journals.“

“I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.“

“Rasp-berry preserves… must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.“

“You have got to try these coffee grounds, they have a certain grit to them!“

“What’s so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?“

“My mom has a lair and a jail? I knew I should’ve picked to live with my dad.”

“I always kind of knew it’d end like this, I just didn’t think it would be this soon.“

“Strange. There’s usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these.“

“When you’re all grown up, you can travel all you want, but for now it’s safer here.”

“Who’d ever think a man like me, a total zero, would wind up with you, also a zero?“

“Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, I’m hearing wedding bells!“

“It’s not (name) I’m worried about, it’s all the others. We may have to provide an alibi.”

“Everyone all right? No missing limbs that weren’t already missing before you came?“

“Don’t worry about me, I can just sleep in the attic and you’ll never even know I’m here.”

“Hand over all your explosives, and the TNT, and the M-80s, and the Roman candles…“

“I may not have a… cell-phone, but you don’t have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.“

“Well not exactly, there are restrictions. I’m not allowed to go into a mall, the zoo, a building…”

“Not much. Friends turning against each other, girls making other girls feel bad about themselves, you know, typical junior high.“