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Quotes from Discord Pt. 7
“It must be great being that stupid, imagine how much less anxiety I'd have if my brain were that empty."
“When an egg falls out of a tree, we call that a coconut."
“On the topic of 'Smash or Pass'...."
“Curse you with your knowledge of my love for Japanese snacks, you bastards."
“I'm mad because the diddling fuckler won."
“It was tonguing me and everything."
“THE SNOW COMES FROM THE UP!? THE SAND COMES FROM THE DOWN!?"
“We are a responsible illegal establishment."
“It's my simpy cup!"
“As someone with severe seasonal allergies, I think the Greeks had it dead on accurate when they decided that the goddess of spring was also the queen of hell."
“East is the direction of bread."
“Daily dose of vitamin B - the B stands for blood.”
“Speak print you cursive-writing goblin.”
“My memory is a goldfish cracker, yes.”
“If those crackers are saltines without the salt, would that mean they're just 'ines' (eens)?"
“You don't understand- I'm a tsundere, I'll die!"
“I wanna know who decided to look at a pancake and decide 'let's give it jiggle physics'."
“It tastes like Faygo Red Pop but To the Left."
“He was too big for a tiny man to jump on and adjust.”
“Give me your moisture."
“We can't have a boyband walking around everywhere we go."
“God said he'd teach me karate."
“Those are what we call a crusade, and we don't do those anymore.”
“You're like a reverse dog."
“Okay sir we're leaving before the skeleton figures out we're abusing metaphysics."
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Initial Impressions Starters
“Weird, is how someone might describe you.”
“I’m not the most familiar to these kinds of things, I’ll be honest.”
“Is that just, a normal thing? That happens often?”
“Call me impressed, and I won’t respond.”
“Shudder at the thought of what you may do next.”
“Bad feelings and ominous tendencies. That the usual MO?”
“You wouldn’t happen to be that latest rumour going around, would you?”
“I fail to see how this might give me pause.”
“Given the circumstances... I’d like to return them.”
“How did you do that just now? That was... I don’t even know.”
“You’re a stranger that’s only getting stranger.”
“I have to admit... that was... grand.”
“Have you not met me, or my reputation before?”
“I know everyone like the back of my hand, and you’re a new spot on it.”
“Uhg... couldn’t have gotten anyone better?”
“So the expert on all of this is... you?”
“I’m beginning to think there is doubt stirring between us.”
“There isn’t full confidence here. Maybe, half full confidence. Two thirds at most.”
“Well this certainly has me blown away.”
“Don’t you look exotic and fun.”
“Elegant and stunning... do go on, tell me more!”
“You could do it better... I think. Try again?”
“I beg of your most pardons?! Care to repeat that?”
“I didn’t insult you! I only said something and I didn’t know the consequences of!”
“Care to help a bit? It’s a bit of a mess...”
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4 Words 4 You Starters
“Hey, get back here.”
“You know I love...”
“What you up to?”
“Well that’s just funny.”
“Did you need something?”
“I’m here, you know?”
“You have no control.”
“I’m perfectly fine, okay?”
“Kindly fuck right off.”
“I won’t be going.”
“You won’t believe this!”
“Tired, exhausted, the usual.”
“I’m gonna do it.”
“You and me. Now.”
“Aw, come over here.”
“Brought snacks and... snacks.”
“No. Cold. Begone you.”
“You want to... y’know...”
“I cannot believe you.”
“Of course you’re cool!”
“And one crisis later...”
“Care to explain that?”
“I shan’t be going.”
“Persistent and very cute.”
“Here, just take this.”
Starters from Inspirobot 2
“Get up. Bless. Give Up.”
“Go on making wealthy women rich.”
“Always remember that you are pleasant, meaningful, and make life deserving of attention.”
“Physics challenges everything we know about occultism.”
“Friendship is the new art form.”
“There are normal eyes, then there are evil eyes.”
“Originality is healthy in small doses. Really small doses though.”
“Participate in bisexual ideas. Because.”
“You have always been a coward. Impressive!”
“Here comes desperate people!”
“Get impaled.”
“You are a guy. That’s not a compliment.”
“When in doubt, remind yourself that you are hot.”
“When we die, everything will seem like an illusion. So you Might as well keep eating.”
“Rule 4: Take a nap.”
“High fructose corn syrup is one hundred percent calories.”
“Intimidate strangers. It makes the one’s in power cry.”
“Wouldn’t it be nice if cats and dogs united?”
“If we can get angry at diets, we can strangle social structures.”
“If you’re the first person in the problem, get out of the problem.”
“Say yes to cake.”
“Nudity works.”
“Kitten’s don’t care.”
“Believing that you’re fucked makes you the same as everyone.”
“Sometimes the bravest thing to do is be annoying.”
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Quotes from Discord Pt. 6
“You fancy, fancy fuckass."
“Birds are just fluffy lizards."
“They're selectively a fucker. it's a trust thing™️”
“I can't believe you can summon god with a recorder. No wonder they took them away from us in school."
“Am I not at not at least worth five dollars?"
“Sometimes you just drown a little bit, it's okay."
“I don't want to give the straights to the volcano, the volcano deserves better."
“I have magic hands and toasted beans."
“You could probably bribe someone with a whole ass chicken."
“I'm gonna judge if you're drinking hot soda."
“It's schroedinger's knife-fight at this point"
“Why end the war? Because gay."
“I'm appropriating the natural beauty from purgatory."
“I'm abusing my god powers for stairs, I think you guys'll survive."
“I have the physique of a pool noodle.”
“He literally made a big booty bitch."
“Is the litmus for quality a dump truck ass now?"
“But I'm your dork and that's pretty poggers."
“I don't want Tony the Tiger anywhere near my cheeks!"
“I've seen this man's junk, I trust him"
“Clearly it's two gay ninjas having a good time. Constantly trying to kill each other."
“As soon as a third person shows up, it gets stupid immediately."
“That's about right. Pants happy, brain smooth."
“If you expect me not to fight you as an evolutionary dead end you are sorely mistaken.”
“You have a demonic sugar daddy. Congratulations."
More Things Said at Work Starters
“So I prevented two murders today! With self control.”
“These toddlers had better manners than the adults, and that’s disappointing.”
“I tried to DoorDash myself some food but it was delivered into a hallway of no description. Guess a drunk fae needed it more than I did.”
“I need to look at them again without the eye of oooh shiny.”
“Yes I want a sticker that says ‘get in losers we’re going to end the patriarchy’!”
“What you’re going to do is breathe, what you aren’t going to do is commit arson, which is unfortunate.”
“I cursed him to get fucked by a metal, frostbitten cactus. In my head, obviously.”
“I get creative when I’m angry.”
“I didn’t give a good description because that person didn’t wrong me in the brief moment I paid attention to them.”
“I can’t wait to be like: Congrats! We’re all neurodivergent and none of us is straight!”
“I wanna go home and have fun with dragons.”
“Finally people are appreciating what’s on my shirt.”
“Can people not bother me when something is about to go in my mouth?”
“Ah yes, all the idiots are out today. Fantastic.”
“You’d be surprised the amount of people that yell at me for trying to save them money.”
“Do you guys not think about apocalypse scenarios all the time?”
“We don’t know what we’re doing, but it’s something that’s gotta be done.”
“We do one thing at a time and if they don’t like it, well too bad! Get us more people.”
“We’re working with babies.”
“So let’s forget about this drab reality and let me pull you into the world of fiction.”
“Impulse buys that warm the heart but stab the wallet. Retail therapy.”
“You’d think people wouldn’t ask such stupid questions like if they can go beyond the sign that says DO NOT CROSS BROKEN GLASS but here we are.”
“I’m the kind of person who you’re terrified of not knowing what I can do to you.”
“These were absolutely not gone through individually, there’s too much gay in here.”
“My brain is piloting myself in bed, not here.”
Quotes from Discord pt. 5
“I'm not putting [blank] through that, I've seen Neverending Story."
“You can't convince me the Trojans weren't furries."
“In the words of my people: Uh, WHAT?!?"
“I don't have bullets. I mean, I have bullets, I just have to hit the button that says I get bullets."
“Fuck the stone fish. They look like rocks."
“Go to the place to see how much hair is.....I just realized how strange that probably sounded."
“I am un-vincible."
“I swear you have "bitch eating crackers" disease."
“Oh, caught ‘im right in the cheeks!.....Usually when someone talks about clappin' cheeks that's not what they mean."
“This just in: Bitches can't climb."
“If I strapped two toddlers to my arms I'd float for a second."
“Man. Smith's must be the horniest motherfuckers ever, huh?"
“I wonder what it would be like to be a Giga-Chad."
“When have I ever given off the impression that I know what I'm doing?"
“Did you just yip at me, motherfucker?"
“We've got too much heresy for one day."
“Don't you bring that olive propaganda around here!"
“Where in the HTML-"
“How dare you say I'm nice to the people here! I'm an asshole to the people here!"
“Fuckin' catboi money."
“I didn't get this far by thinking."
“Bones are just the calcium sticks of the body."
“The magical school of Heteromancy."
“It's like herding cats but they can swim!"
“We went through the gender bubble."
Quotes from Discord pt. 4
“People! Stop having no info! I want to creep on your info!"
“We can transcend boxes."
“That's such a profound way to fuck it up."
“Y'know what, yeah, tasteful vulgarity."
“Get the fuck out of here with that 'itsy bitsy' we ain't a spider."
“Look at my bones. Do you not see my exposed bones?"
“Hypercompressed ocean? I CAN FISH IN IT?!?!?"
“The knives never bite me."
“I dunno, sometimes you're just given a god and go 'well okay I guess'."
“I'm so poor, I can't afford to talk."
“Apparently ______ ass cannot be contained."
“We ate his ghost."
“You can eat my entire left asshole."
“I just realized they're called 'herbal teas' because they're made from herbs."
“We can't do that, that's lesbian."
“SNOW IS JUST WATER YOU CAN BEAT UP AND BULLY."
“I am at minimal blood."
“We can be a bit fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps."
“What if he gives me 'what are you gonna do, shoot me vibes?"
“I didn't suddenly become a crackhead!"
“I like to think it's always big brain time for me."
“Phrase of the night: LETS-A FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
“How dare you, I am a professional amateur!"
“You are negative ass."
“Invest in grenades. Once it's out of your hands, it's not your problem anymore."
Things I’ve Said at Work Starters
“A little bit of arson would be really therapeutic right now.”
“I have all this ambition, but the gods got scared of it and nerfed me with this mortal coil.”
“Who has the brain cell? I need it for five minutes.”
“I’ll go get you a body bag, hold on.”
“Oh look, it’s all sticky for you.”
“The concept of time has left me and I have no clue what day it is.”
“First it was cat scratch fever, then potentially a flesh eating disease, then less of a chance of that, so I’ve had a roller coaster of a week.”
“This guy refused to set foot there, and I couldn’t have been happier.”
“You know why I’m so thrown off? I haven’t had my latte in like, a week.”
“I’m gonna be such spitfire on Saturday like, you don’t even know.”
“Cool I’ll just light it on fire. Probably.”
“Hmm... no I think it’s a little too wet.”
“If I could sense their inevitable presence as a psychic, I wouldn’t be here right now.”
“That guy knew what they were about. Came in, candy, and left. Bless ‘em.”
“Has anyone seen the sacrificial knife? Y’know, the sharp thing?”
“Alright, I shall abscond and stop pretending that this is all reality.”
“So what you’re saying is that you wouldn’t object to some morale doughnuts? Free morale doughnuts?”
“The toaster I can understand... but why the a waffle iron?!”
“I was gone for four minutes, how did I miss three high people at once?”
“I’m sorry, but the laws of physics simply say no to your stupid request.”
“Listen, I just wanna float enough to not touch the ground. Screw gravity.”
“This is the pile of the soon to meet ‘emergency storage’ and this is the pile of maybe we’ll use them before they go to ‘emergency storage’.
“A yes, glitter. Well time to light myself ablaze to get rid of the evil.
“I put those in the temporary heat prison for about five hours.”
“Someone only almost fell through the ceiling, like the place only almost burned down. One of those is gonna happen for certain eventually.”
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Quotes from Discord pt. 3
"He could be part Zeus and we all know how much of a furry Zeus was!"
"Beavers are one of the only animals that have committed crimes."
"Yes, and they need to continue."
"Aw man I wanna get fookin' appah juice..."
"God dammit he's a genius. Why is he such an idiot?"
"I'm giving god a very bad performance review."
"Drywall? More like bye-wall."
"It's big enough that it will run off with my money!"
"I'm so poor, I can't afford to talk."
"I'm supposed to be a teacher and I failed to count to four properly."
"I'm the best thing doer around."
"I like my music with a side of violence."
"It took me until I was drunk to remember that one."
"To be fair: I've only played one furry."
"A paladin is a tank by having heavy armor. A bear is a tank by being a fucking bear."
"You got diddled by space crystal. Congratulations. Go fight God."
"Keep that squash sin away from my house."
"They get their powers from drugs and Jesus just like everybody else."
"Sometimes the answer to 'why not?' is fucking don't."
"What's up fuckers?!"
"Use the failure of others to succeed."
"As much as I love being a "cantrip whore"... "
"Demon sugar daddy was like, here's your allowance."
"Uh yeah, we definitely didn't drink his soul like kool-aid."
"Don't you get sad when you accidentally murder one of your friends?"
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