Genshin Impact Characters at the Dentist Headcannons
Childe: Literally has so many broken or chipped teeth from his fights, dentists hate him.
Kazuha: I’m telling you, this man has perfect teeth. He never has any problems, other than maybe them being a little sensitive naturally. His appointments are usually very fast and easy.
Venti: Still has baby teeth, always a bunch of cavities from his alcoholism. Has to literally be forced to go when the others are fed up from him complaining about toothaches.
Diluc: Nice teeth, probably stained from grape juice. Never has had any cavities, is always on time for his appointments. Hates small talk with the dentists.
Kaeya: Perfect teeth, probably uses whitening strips. Goes to the dentist like four times a year because his hygienist (male) is “hot.”
Chongyun: Probably a few cavities and a lot of sensitivity from eating all those damn popsicles. Makes Xingqiu come because he’s terrified.
Xingqiu: Never has any issues, reads while there are literally three different metal tools in his mouth. Never hesitates to accompany Chongyun.
Mona: Cannot afford to go but on rare occasions when she does, there always happens to be some sort of problem.
Xiangling: Girl always has food stuck to her teeth, her cleanings usually last around an hour.
Raiden Shogun: Never needs to go because she can just “replace her teeth.”
Hu tao: Whenever she goes to an appointment, she always bites the dentists fingers and the suction in her mouth. They do not like her and complain when she comes for a visit.
Klee: Always throws some sort of massive tantrum when Albedo has to take her for a checkup or cleaning. Cries in the dentist chair while big brother Albedo tries to calm her down.
Albedo: Goes whenever he’s required to, integrates the appointments into his schedule way before he even needs to. Very calm and relaxed the entire time. Great about his dental hygiene but always somehow has at least one or two cavities from his sweet tooth.
Sucrose: Very anxious when it comes to going, I see her having braces idk. Even though nothing is ever wrong, she is rather insecure and requires Albedo’s support (As if the poor man isn’t already busy enough). Flinches whenever a tool makes even slight contact with her mouth.
Beidou: Super confident when she goes, as she should be. Employees love her charisma, always listens.
Qiqi: Never goes, she has Baizhu to treat any pain.
Diona: Also never goes, will put up a fight if encouraged to do so.
Fischl: Believes she does not need to go as “princesses are immune to such problems” but caves in when her toothaches start becoming bad.
Razor: Absolute abomination, worst teeth in Teyvat. Has to go six times a year and doesn’t even know what the dentist is, or why it is necessary. Probably has 16 cavities or something.
Bennett: Constant issues, given his bad luck. Usually has lots of chipped teeth and also needs around three root canals every time.
Ganyu: Dentists try to comfort her the entire time, as they can see her visibly trembling from insecurity and discomfort. Always leaves without any problems but quietly sobs in the car from the anxiety of it all.
Zhongli: Teeth are super strong, never needs to go but does anyways. Talks about Liyue’s past the ENTIRE time, even when there are tools in his mouth.
Keqing and Ningguang: they’re part of the Qixing. If there is even a slight problem, they will both have it fixed immediately. They are too busy for those issues.
Eula: Rambles about vengeance when the dentist accidentally pokes her a bit too hard, pretty much causes them to melt in fear.
Xiao: Doesn’t go. At all. Ever. Enough said.
Noelle: Poor girl is always terrified but it goes well every single time. Dentists enjoy seeing her because of her kindness.
Rosaria: Does the dental work herself, surprisingly good at it.
Jean: Good teeth but probably stress grinds them at night, dentists will point it out.
Babara: Persistent about going to have those pretty idol smiles that she sees on magazines.
Lisa: Beautiful smile but goes to the dentist more often than required to flirt with the female employees.
Thoma and Ayaka: Will go together. Thoma will protect her and will also clean up the entire room when he has the opportunity. “Hmm, there’s a lot of dust right here, you could get allergies from this.”
Gorou: Deadass terrified of going but complies when Kokomi deems it “very necessary as a general.” Once he does, he usually has minor cavities from all the sugar he eats. ESPECIALLY nervous when he’s required to get them filled, hugs his tail.
Itto: Deadass sobs the entire time, dentists are very confused.
Xinyan: Very normal teeth, dentists love her.
Kokomi: Tries to keep her composure the entire time but anyone could tell that she’s absolutely terrified. Takes deep breaths and hypes herself up beforehand.
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