Thor Gay Smut Headcanons (REDONE)
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Experience
Thor is 5000+ years old, he has some experience under his belt. From the time he was 15 basically all of asgard was wanting to fuck him- with that huge cock and the confidence and horniness of well... a god, it wasnt very hard for Thor to get layed.
By the time he was 20 he had basically fucked the entire palace.
With all of his travels to other realms, it was only inevitable he had fucked some freaky looking things- he had some tentacle action with an alien woman, even stuck his dick in a rock giant gods that hurt.
Thor is no shy person either, if you show the feinest of interest in him, hes down to fuck- not to mention hes a kinky bastard and doesnt shy from the taboo's.
He's fucked celebrities, politicians, wifes, husbands, fathers, mothers- even his own at one point.
Thor is the God of fertility, so of course he exudes sex, in any way shape or form, if he can fuck it, he will.
Position
Thor is a top, through and through- he doesnt get the appeal of being a bottom, nor does he think any of his partners wouldnt want an ass or pussy full of his dick.
Thor is very dominant- he likes seeing people submit to him, on their knees, spreading their legs ready and willing- he is a king after all.
Now, when he falls in love, that is subject to change, he will always worship the one he loves, and is willing to be a tiny bit submissive at times.
Thor LOVES the mating press, having to be as close to you as possible, his tongue and beard scraping against your skin as he pile-drives you into the bed or wherever you may be- its perfect.
He also loves doggy style- really any position where he can pound you into oblivion is good enough for him.
Kinks
Thor has tried virtually everything, and hes a freaky bitch-
Dom/sub
Worship
Cum/cum eating
Breeding
Armpit/sweat/musk
Daddy
Food
Restriction
Electro stimulation
Spit
Docking
Feet
Choking
Exhibitionism/public
Group/orgies
Pet play
Spanking
Watersports/piss
Incest
Lowkey monsterfucking
He definitely has his favorites, however.
Worship, he loves to have you worship him, esoecially when he sits on his throne and you treat him as a king, your tongue gliding over his most sensitive spots, your lips planting kisses on his chest, nipples, you groping his muscles like your clinging onto them for dear life- he likes to flex for you, watching you melt into his body as touch and kiss and taste him.
Armpit/sweat/musk, the first time you showed interest- or commented about his smell, he lifted his muscular arm and ket you take a sniff, his armpit hair trapping all those delicious scents inside, he doesnt wear deodorant, as he always says "Deodorant doesn't exist on asgard, gods have no need for it" he loves his own scent, especially after a grueling mission, he buries your face in his pit as he feels your tongue lap up that salty deliciousness of his pheromones.
Exhibitionism/public nudity, taboos have almost no place on asgard- clothes are more of a ceromonial thing, often times, the entirety of the palace walks around in the nude, when he first came to earth, he was disappointed at the anount of skin that was covered up, when he started to live in avengers tower, he coaxed them to stop wearing their trivial looking clothes, embracing their beauty- he also loves putting a display on in public, sitting at a bench and slamming his cock up and down, strangers walking by to film or touch or suck on his godly dick, he loves fucking in public, displaying ownership over his partner as he pounds their brains out- it makes him feel more at home.
Looks
Thor is a god, and the god of fertility, he was born to be beautful, with bulging muscles and a charming face, thor was the talk of the nine realms, every person, monster and in between wanted a piece of him, and knowing his nature, they probably did.
Other
Thor is not shy, in any way, and nothing is really off limits either, he's willing to try anything and everything, although its hard to find something he hasnt.
Taboos do not exist on asgard, he's had many run ins with family members and had many different orgies and parties, fucking strangers, and essentially anything that moves.
But when Thor is in love, he's in love, he'll respect your limits, but also asks that you respect his, he's very polyamorus, and has an unlimited sex drive.
He cums so much, buckets full, even, he is the god of fertility, after all- he'll fill his partner to the brim, or absolutely drench them in his essence, it tastes salty, delicous, and leaves a little shock when digested.
Being the god of fertility, theres no doubt that Thor has many children, with humans, asgardians, even monsters- and he's sure he's fooled around with some of his spawn.
Additionally, with his magic he can even cause men, even cisgendered men, to become pregnant, he has impregnanted many a people, and if his lover asks, he will do so without a doubt.
Thor loves sex, and will never turn it down when offered, he's fucked asgard and the nine realms, avengers, celestial beings, and of course, his favorite human- You.