Bird Lords Of Alaggada

welcome to Alaggada! Come chat with the bird lords!

[alaggadabirdlords]

HELLO HELLO! Welcome to Alaggada! Please enjoy your stay. Stay out of trouble.

[alaggadabirdlords]

I'm coming to hang out with you because papà is being mean again.

-terquisa

Oh poor you, come on, I've got a party going on downstairs.

-rubedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

MY LORD! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

*holding up a very dead animal*

-volatile

YOU PUT THAT DOWN THIS MINUTE YOUNG LADY!

*now actively chasing volatile around to drop the dead animal*

-rubedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

To rubedo:

Are there any nick names you call volatile?

Volatile, volly, vollytine, other I'm yelling at her to get out of the bushes and to leave rocks where she finds them.

-rubedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

Rubedo, do you really hate volatile?

OF COURSE I DO, SHE IS JUST ANOTHER SER-

*looks around making sure no one can hear*

Okay. I don't hate hate her, but I can't have people going around thinking I've gone soft for some servant that I could easily replace with 10 others.

-rubedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

Soooooooooooooo, how are my favorite little birds doing?

Odious and rubedo are fighting as usual and albedo is busy torturing some kind of animal.

-hanged king

[alaggadabirdlords]

Oh yeah, you guys are still around here

Oh, sup sugar, tell terquisa to come over sometime soon, it's been a minute since me and him have had our usual little wine and chatter.

-rubedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

How's odious liking his new fit?

He hasn't taken it off, so I think he quite likes it. He especially likes the pomegranate earrings.

-Albedo

Shiny.

-odious

[alaggadabirdlords]

Tell odious he's gonna get an outfit update

Huh? Why?... Well I work complain, my outfit is so borish!

-odious

[alaggadabirdlords]

Ey odious! I got a silly friend who says hello!

Who dares to greet me and not say it to my face?

-odious

[alaggadabirdlords]

Cremisi is getting more and more distant. Should I be worried?

-rubedo

It's probably because he isn't very fond of cats. Don't put too much thought into it, after all you could be like odious and just have a bunch of servants instead of one important one.

-albedo

He's special to me alright?

-rubedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

So, how is everyone getting along with their work?

-ambassador

*quickly hides his pipe* Ambassador! Didn't think you'd stop by to visit!

-rubedo

*keeps working away with making graphs* rubedos smoking again.

-albedo

*rolls his eyes* tattle tale!

-rubedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

How are my favorite idiots plus one doing?

Ah, Weaver. It's been a long time since you've made your rounds.

*he takes a puff from a pipe*

-rubedo

Yes yes, it's a pleasure to see you around.

*she works on some graphs*

-albedo

Hah, "pleasure", please. She's a pain.

*he keeps restringing his violin*

-odious

[alaggadabirdlords]

For odious. Is it true you used to be a woman?

What?-

-Odious

It's okay big angry guy, I'll explain this one. When I first saw odious he was presented as a woman, so I assumed he was a woman. Later on I found out he's supposed to be a man, so I switched it up so people wouldn't yell at me.

-Reality

[alaggadabirdlords]

This place sure as shit has been quiet.

-Rubedo

Indeed it has, it's nice.

-Albedo

*starts setting up some serious music writing things*

-odious

Aaaannnddd there goes the silence.

-Albedo

[alaggadabirdlords]

PISS CHICKEN

I AM NOT A CHICKEN!

-odious

[alaggadabirdlords]

New servant

Albedo fiddles around with the old pearler servant machine, “finally got this blasted thing to work. Odious, I do believe you are overdue for a new servant, are you not?” Albedo turns to Odious, her claws clacking on the hard tiled floor.

Odious steps up and puts his hand on the glowing screen of the machine for it to scan his hand, “yes, you are correct. I am LONG overdue for a new servant. Hopefully this one is more… obedient.” Odious speaks in a low tone as the old machine huffs and puffs, it pours the liquid slip into the carefully crafted mold.

A few puffs of old mold scented steam puff from the rusted machine and put pops a new servant, this one a pale yellow, long bison like horns that poke out to the sides, and a deformed hand, missing most fingers. Odious grins as the new servant steps out and views the world for the first time with worried, fearful eyes.

“Come, step forward.” Odious commands the small servant, they slowly step forward. “What shall you name it dear brother?” Albedo tilts her head as the small servant merely gazes upon the two lords. “…pesca. It means peach.” Odious hums, “let’s hope they’re just as sweet as the fruit.” Albedo leans against the railing of the machine.

“We best get this one dressed and trained in time for the new era, my dear brother.” Albedo hoots and cranes over the new creature, “yes yes, take him away and have him prepared.” Odious turns and quickly leaves, “oh and one more thing.” Odious stops and turns, “keep this between me and you, dear sister. I doubt our king will take kindly to this new servant.” With that Odious leaves and Albedo has Pesca taken away for training and to be clothed.