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“𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 this place is so poor they couldn’t even afford award winning chefs. i feel like a low rank celebrity. is there anything lower than a D list celebrity? this is sick. criminal even.”

#omg..... not me finally hitting the dash... crazy #with the worst starter known to man #rfmstart

(assumption) you plan to shake things up

"tell me, how should i do so? should i walk into the kitchen and bash someone's head into the counter? kiss one of the producers so that they feel obligated to have me win every challenge? the sky's the limit."

#answered #cracks fingers : time to bring out my inner jwow

(assumption) you want to be the center of attention

"yes? beautiful people are the face of reality tv.”

#answered

( assumption ) you never fully trust anyone

"if there's one thing tangled taught me it's that your closest friends (or kidnapper in this case?) are your biggest haters.”

#answered #?

( assumption ) you'd be on naked and afraid

"absolutely not, those people look disgusting. unwashed hair and body? it’s just a big no from me. plus the god ugly make-shift clothing? it’s a pass for me.”