Artist of Hell

Just casual peep y'know? | he/they/ne/xe | trans man with fag tendencies | d1 yappper

[alan-p-49]

Hi guys so I had a job. Didn't make enough sales so they kicked me out and I realized that the only money I have is to pay my credit card this month so I'm opening emergency commissions. I will draw your blorbos and OCs. I accept venmo or zelle only

For basic no background no shading portraits I'll charge 25 USD a piece. +10 USD per additional character for group portraits. +5 USD per character if you want these to be full body portraits (if it's like a fairy floating in a group I won't charge the extra 5 USD for that one character)

For fully rendered with detailed background I'll charge 45 USD. For something like this I'll change 75 USD (not charging the full body fees bc everyone is crouched and the more complex stuff is hidden behind the babies)

For this one is the base 45 USD

I will not draw porn but I will draw gore and body horror. Furry is permitted. The art I'll produce is for personal purposes only. Payment upfront. I'll send the PNG files to you via email (it will be in a zip folder) and all images are at least 2k resolution

If you cannot commission me then please reblog it. Someone who follows you may have the ability to pay

Thank you

[alan-p-49]

Update to this:

I only accept venmo or zelle. Not even a check

[bamsara]

"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

[bamsara]

these are my mutuals I call them 'advertisement' and 'propaganda' and 'newspaper' and their job is to flood my dash with posts that have no root in my current interests. for enrichment

[camerahoax]

so hungry i could eat a mutual......

[webginz]

[shencomix]

[venusbambisa]

#idwtbamg Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl is a sick IP. Has that classic, quality Cartoon Network feel.

[trexchristine-deactivated201407]

[roboticdreams]

I have waited literally all year to reblog this

[teafortteu]

We don’t deserve this

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

@pillowspace

[pillowspace]

My delay in replying to my mentions lately means I have to run to reblog this while it’s still December

[pillowspace]

I’m amused by the people who scheduled this post off of me from last year

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

one of the biggest indicators that biphobia is still raging through the queer community is that people act like chappell roan is god’s gift to sapphics for writing mainstream songs about being queer as if we’ve never had an openly gay female artist before while women like lady gaga and kesha and doechii are just treated like allies to the community despite literally being bisexual like you’re not slick how obvious it is y’all think lesbianism is a more valid form of queerness than bisexuality, these women are not allies they are PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY. They are not “for the gays” THEY ARE THE FUCKING GAYS.

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

Reading comprehension test:

Is this post saying that you shouldn’t celebrate lesbian artists?

Is this post insinuating that bisexuality is more valid than lesbianism?

Is this post saying that lesbians shouldn’t be excited about seeing another lesbian artist?

Is this post telling you that you shouldn’t enjoy chappell roan’s music?

If you have answered no to all of the above, please move on with your business as usual. If you have answered yes to any of the above, please read the post again before making it my problem.

[the-haiku-bot]

Is this post saying

that you shouldn’t celebrate

lesbian artists?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alan-p-49]

i think we should add these reading comprehension parts to posts tbh (i answered all no)

[asexual-amanita]

Disabled people can be complete and utter assholes btw. They can have the absolute worst opinion ever and that doesn’t not give you the right to speculate on the validity of their disability. Disabilities aren’t some god given gift only granted to those with pious hearts or some shit. Anyone can be disabled, no matter what horrible takes they may have.

[eyecantread]

[alan-p-49]

i come back and WHY DOES THE LIKE AND REBLOG BUTTONS THAT WAY WHAT THE FUCK?

[vagun1ka]

happy vacation to fat miku only

[tlirsgender]

Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

[tlirsgender]

And then under all the layers of subtext it's actually about her currently having a headache

[z1lla]

4 am doodles in a random public magma I was in

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[razziecat]

He might as well, we're not using it

[scarysoup]

In the sun with mama

[strangegutz]

the better to eat you with, my dear!

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[hungry-skeleton]

Girl you do NOT want my scared ass behind the wheel I'll take you all with me whether I'm trying to or not