[judging you]

[bigboibai]

Who knew Vic was so inspirational

“Only you can prevent forest fires”:

“I Want You”:

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First Episode of Allstars 3

Trixie: *breathes*

Everyone: OMG SHE'S THE WINNER! I FOUND THE WINNER! SHE ALREADY WON!

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*looks at a drag tour*

Me: I'm going

Mom: You can't, you're like 7.

Me: Fine-

Mom: But I'm going.

Me:

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News: Hurricane Katia... blah.... blah

Me: HURRICANE KATYA!

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Trixie: Oh, let's do death..

Katya: LET'S DO DEATH! DEATH! *mumbles stuff* THAT'S GREAT!DEATH! I LOVE DEATH! I DO! I LOVE DEATH AND DYING, IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE TOPIC!

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"I don't have diabetes,

I've never had diabetes.

If I wanted to get diabetes, I could.

But you can't get diabetes because you are not that kind of high fructose girl."

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Dear Diary,

It's me, LaGANja. Today, all the girls sat separate from me and I lived alone under a table.

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I'm SCREECHING

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90% hear the laugh, 10% hear a kettle whistling.