i don't remember it being this way

the world isn't what I thought.

[alaskachubbs]

what cars would say sexually

vroom vroom

stick it in me

could you shift a little to the left

i need a paint job

fill me up before you go,go

no, dont stall out

keep going

fuck it, lets go to mcdonalds

honk honk

[alaskachubbs]

What in the literal fuck was i on when i wrote this. Serious to god

[biphoenix]

How dare you compare beans on toast to cheese on cornflakes !!! Slander !!

they’re both equally horrifying

[sweetplaypretend-deactivated201]

WTF YOU GUYS BEANS ON TOAST DONT HAPPEN IN AMERICA?????

[biphoenix]

no we may be terrible people but we respect ourselves

[jane-thor-foster]

WHAT THE FUCK DO UNI STUDENTS HAVE FOR BREAKFAST

[biphoenix]

real food

[alaskachubbs]

Yeah. Its called regret

[vviirgo]

having someone gently kiss you all over your body is underrated

[flourescentbadolescent]

[sicklygrl]

kink: people with kind hearts and good intentions

[dededeman]

[zarrynotzerrie-blog]

[coluring]

oh hot damn

[blacberries]

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine If men had a permanent erection and everyone could observe our dick size by looking at our pants. Now think how a women feels when you keep staring at her tits.

[loosesealbluths]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[russian-chaos-agent]

When the Roman soldier found out Jesus’ tomb was empty:

[timhortons]

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

[russian-chaos-agent]

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

Crying is healthy I support it lets all cry