love is not a victory march;

Duchess Alaska Conroy. 32 y/o.

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[alaskatheduchess]

royal-amberl‌:

Very true. He’s doing good; he took Chloe out of our mom’s grip so she could have a semi-normal life. Adrienne is still with mom, so I don’t know how she is. But Chloe and Ash seem good. They came by yesterday and saw the babies. Ash let that Jamie’s middle name is his go to his head and Chloe was offended, but in my defense, Chloe is a hard name to make as a middle name. 

I’m glad to hear about both of them-- it’s been strange not seeing them as often. Hopefully having the babies will give them more reason to visit more often. --Well, you could always have more children, so she could get named after. 

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[alaskatheduchess]

royal-amberl‌:

It doesn’t come without a cost, though. Even blonde hair you have to bleach and it gets nasty. Ash had to shave his head, which made him such a drama queen. 

I mean, he was always a drama queen, to be fair. How is he, by the way? And everyone?

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[alaskatheduchess]

royal-amberl‌:

You grew up only seeing brunette and I grew up with a house full of blondes. I was so grateful when Adrienne and Ash went through rebellious stages and dyed their hair wild colors. 

--I think I remember that-- I was always so jealous that I couldn’t dye my hair crazy colors. 

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[alaskatheduchess]

royal-amberl‌:

It’s those Conroy genes that make them so cute. And my blonde hair, I already see it. 

I think I see it too-- hopefully it stays that light. It’s a nice change from all the boring brunettes around here.

[royal-amberl]

It’s been a long couple of days

[alaskatheduchess]

royal-amberl‌:

but, let me introduce the newest members of the Conroy clan:

Isla Adrienne Conroy - 5lbs and 8 inches, born on July 16th at 3:06 am

and

Jamie Ashton Conroy - 4lbs and 7inches, born on July 16th at 3:15 am.

I am exhausted.

Oh, they are even cuter than I imagined they’d be. Isla definitely has your nose.

[alaskatheduchess]

Mass Text || Sibs

Tris: So, following the trend of alerting everyone to news over a mass text...

Tris: I like girls and I’m really tired of people trying to set me up with eligible bachelors. First: I can find my own future partner. Second: Let me think girls are hot and guys are not.

Tris: Okay, vent over.

Tris: No! Just because I can’t walk people act like I’m damaged goods and “there’s still a chance for me” please! The only thing my legs are good for is running away from your dumbass options...

Tris: ...okay the vent is done now. I like girls. And I’m gonna punch someone one of these days.

Alaska: please don’t punch anyone, I have enough trouble keeping everyone else’s dirty laundry from getting onto the tabloids, I really don’t need everyone talking about you punching someone 😭

Alaska: I love you though. And I’m happy that you’re being true to yourself. Consider any talk about eligible bachelors for you an act of treason. 😜

[alaskatheduchess]

frannylangston‌:

I love it. Definitely pull it out and show it to everyone, okay? Anyone with any kind of fame, show them the picture. –Eh, he’ll get over it. He’s already banishing me to the dungeon. Soon he’ll be threatening to behead me. Just a normal Wednesday.

Oh, I’m planning to, believe me. Make sure to send any others my way-- we want some variety, after all. --Oh, he doesn’t have beheading privileges yet, so you’re safe for now. Besides, a beheading would put a real damper on this nice visit, and we don’t want that. How long will we be having you, by the way?

[alaskatheduchess]

frannylangston‌:

Thank you, Alaska. I will give you one for free since you’re now my sister, but the rest will be at half price. I’ll make the first one a good one, though. Like him wearing a dress and having a tea party. –That sounds great. Thank you for having me for a visit. 

Having a tea party in a dress is perfect. I’ve been planning on putting together an album-- it’ll be a great addition. --We’re happy to have you. Well, most of us are. 

[alaskatheduchess]

frannylangston‌:

Let’s get the introductions over with in case any of you forgot who I am. Hi, I’m Francine Langston. Little sister of my dumbass brother, Charles. I have a ton of humiliating pictures of him, for the right price. Now, let’s get this party started.

Franny, it’s so nice to have you back with us! --I’m very interested in the humiliating pictures, but shall we get you situated first?

[alaskatheduchess]

Charles > Alaska

Charles: That's the one.

Charles: She said she needed to get away and since she hasn't seen you since the wedding.

Charles: I think she plans on stealing you away from me.

Alaska: Well, she is the more attractive of the Langstons.....

Alaska: ;)

Alaska: Tell her we'd love to have her.

[alaskatheduchess]

Charles > Alaska

Charles: Darling wife of mine...

Charles: Franny wants to come for a visit.

Charles: I hope that's alright.

Alaska: 👀👀👀 yes........? What did you do?

Alaska: Franny, your sister, Franny?

Alaska: We'll have to set a room up for her, but it should be fine. I'll let the staff know we'll be expecting her.

[alaskatheduchess]

royal-charlesl‌:

I feel like I haven’t been around since last year. It’s not too far into 2019 to make those kinds of jokes, right? But it does seem like I’ve been so busy lately. What has everyone else been up to?

You just made it, next week is the cut off for all crappy jokes about the new year. Anymore and it’s off with your head. 

[alaskatheduchess]

text || tris & alaska

tris: I don’t want to, but for now I think it is what would be best. One day I’ll be able to do more outside of the castle, but being bound to a wheelchair is kind of difficult to do things outside.

tris: but I will do whatever you wish to give me. Running people over when they’re being idiots? I’m your girl.

alaska: that's not a terrible idea. it does seem like i'm surrounded by idiots all the time. :p

[alaskatheduchess]

text || tris & alaska

tris: nope. You’re softening. Charles has ruined you.

tris: he is. and yes, let her do all that work none of us enjoy

tris: that sounds great for them.

tris: see? It shouldn’t all be on you. But shared.

tris: What can I do from the castle?

alaska: he has not.

alaska: okay, i'll let him know when he gets back.

alaska: you think?

alaska: i hope it helps.

alaska: you don't have to stay at the castle, tris.

alaska: but if that's what you want, i'm sure we can come up with something.

[alaskatheduchess]

text || tris & alaska

tris: not nearly enough snark.

tris: I do think he’d be good at that, in all honesty. Sarah could plan stuff. Like when we have to throw parties and what not.

tris: promote Eli & Emily, they’re already pretty much siblings. Get them more involved.

alaska: i'm a little rusty, gimme a second to bounce back.

alaska: he would. he does have a way with people, surprisingly. when he wants to, i mean. i think he's been holding out on us. --oh, she'd love that.

alaska: i'd promote eli to head of security, if he wants it. emily could be my assistant. or ian's, if she'd like.

alaska: what do you see yourself doing?

[alaskatheduchess]

text || tris & alaska

tris: idk. We all have strengths and weaknesses. Use them. Nobody rules alone. You have five other able bodies to help

alaska: maybe....

alaska: ian could be in charge of international relations, since he seems to love leaving the country.

alaska: was that too snarky?

[alaskatheduchess]

text || tris & alaska

tris: you could give us more responsibility to help.

alaska: like what?