If You Were Church; I'd get on my knees.

Duke Charles Kenneth Langston III. Just married.

[cuteboys-n-stuff]

[royal-charlesl]

frannylangston‌:

Let’s get the introductions over with in case any of you forgot who I am. Hi, I’m Francine Langston. Little sister of my dumbass brother, Charles. I have a ton of humiliating pictures of him, for the right price. Now, let’s get this party started.

I meant to tell you, your room is in the dungeon.

[royal-charlesl]

Charles > Alaska

Alaska: Well, she is the more attractive of the Langstons.....

Alaska: ;)

Alaska: Tell her we'd love to have her.

Charles: I feel I have to bring out the photo album.

Charles: See her with braces and frizzy hair.

Charles: I look pretty good in comparison.

[royal-charlesl]

Charles > Alaska

Alaska: 👀👀👀 yes........? What did you do?

Alaska: Franny, your sister, Franny?

Alaska: We'll have to set a room up for her, but it should be fine. I'll let the staff know we'll be expecting her.

Charles: That's the one.

Charles: She said she needed to get away and since she hasn't seen you since the wedding.

Charles: I think she plans on stealing you away from me.

[royal-charlesl]

Charles > Alaska

Charles: Darling wife of mine...

Charles: Franny wants to come for a visit.

Charles: I hope that's alright.

[royal-charlesl]

[royal-charlesl]

elidonahue‌:

I haven’t been up to much– mostly getting properly fit again, now that the holidays are over. And yourself?

What does “properly fit” involve? You always look like some god or something. Could this have something to do with a brunette? --I’ve just been trying to help Alaska get comfortable with her new responsibilities. Acting as the boxing bag when she needs to let off steam--verbally, of course. Trying my best to not overstep and just be there when needed.

[royal-charlesl]

princesssarahmarley‌:

Well, I definitely haven’t been making weird, corny jokes four weeks into the new year about 2018. You need new material, bro. What have you been busy with? Don’t you just stand around next to my sister and look pretty? –I personally have been planning this years events, hopefully to get everyone out of their crappy moods. 

Hey, don’t bash the trophy husband job. It’s a lot harder work than it looks. I have to make sure I never get caught making an ugly expression and stand there and nod. It’s a tough job.

That’s a good idea. I definitely think you’re the best one for the planning. It tends to stress most of us out, but you seem to blossom with that pressure. And honestly, thank you. Alaska hasn’t been as stressed with all of you taking areas to be in control of.

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

You just made it, next week is the cut off for all crappy jokes about the new year. Anymore and it’s off with your head. 

I’ll have to make note of that for future reference - I like keeping my head. And I would be the one to end up losing it because of corny dad joke. Or you’d throw me in the dungeon for life.

[royal-charlesl]

I feel like I haven’t been around since last year. It’s not too far into 2019 to make those kinds of jokes, right? But it does seem like I’ve been so busy lately. What has everyone else been up to?

[alaskatheduchess]

are you fucking kidding me?

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

Just making sure. 

I think we should go to bed.

[alaskatheduchess]

are you fucking kidding me?

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

I do too, y’know. Feel the same. 

I know.

[alaskatheduchess]

are you fucking kidding me?

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

I know.

Good. 

[alaskatheduchess]

are you fucking kidding me?

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

–I guess I’m stuck with you, then.

I love you, Alaska. Truly, from the bottom of my heart.

[alaskatheduchess]

are you fucking kidding me?

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

For now, at least. –Good answer.

[alaskatheduchess]

are you fucking kidding me?

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

Okay, now we’re talking. I’ll put the divorce papers away until the next time I want to blackmail you. 

I did say you’ve grown on me, didn’t I? But have I grown on you? You weren’t counting on a wife with a bad temper, after all.

Phew! I dodged that bullet.

Alaska, when I saw you walk down the aisle, I had already fallen for you. I appreciate your bluntness and temper. It’s part of what makes you, you. Besides, if you were like me, we’d have a really boring relationship.

[alaskatheduchess]

are you fucking kidding me?

[royal-charlesl]

alaskatheduchess‌:

What are you going to do now? Go to Disney World? If you don’t take me with you, I’m divorcing you, just FYI.

When I found out about Ian and Phoebe, when I got mad? I think I was so angry because I was a little jealous. Because I didn’t get that. Because… we didn’t get that. We didn’t have some whirl-wind romance and decide to just get married because we were so in love. We got shoved together and had to make the best of it. 

Of course. Yikes! Good thing I wouldn’t go without you. We can get those Mr. and Mrs. mouse ears and ride Splash Mountain until we’re green in the face.

Who is to say we can’t have it? Especially now that I have grown on you.