Salutations.

Alastor roleplay blog -> formerly @the-radiodemon-alastor

[alastortheradio-demon]

Salutions, dear listeners. This account was formerly @the-radiodemon-alastor , but some bastard scammer deleted all my shit. So we're trying again.

Blog is set post season two.

Content disclaimer: MOD is a minor -> 17! This blog is PG-13! Alastor may use strong language, make (fake) threats of violence, or include sexual jokes and/or innuendos. Regarding that last one, nothing will be graphically depicted, although, he may reference past experiences or make jokes about his sexuality. Don't like it, don't interact! Plus, you're free to block with no given reason.

Btw, "OOC:" will be used when the person behind the account is talking.

If you have a roleplay blog and would like to roleplay you can DM me and we can talk about it, I'm willing to do just about anything!

Other important stuff:

-Headcanons-

Alastor is dating...Lucifer.

Radioapple Kids

Lucifer: @lou-kingof-hell

Husk: @gambling-husker

Vox: @vox-shark-lover + @vincentwhittman-vox / @vincentwhittman-vox3

Rosie: @rosie-of-cannibal-town

Niffty: @niffty-cleans

Deals:

@xpebblefm

Anons:

🎵

☕🐾💜

🪸

🐰

My other blogs:

@what-the-actualhell (main)

@abel-sonofadam

@loser-angeldust

@jaxx-talks

@luci-kingof-hell

@fizzy-roli

@k0kich1-0uma

@pimp-overlord-val

@vill-populi

@lucifer-godsfavorite

@kaz-ultimate-mechanic

@voxteks-vox

@trixntricks (hh oc)

@best-radio-host (human Alastor)

@literally-tweaking

@cursed-mccormick

@lubb-bub

@sal-ghost

[alastortheradio-demon]

Im definetly gonna waste your time bamb

*start yapping about how youre useless Mr useless*

[alastortheradio-demon]

*anon has been sitting next to Alastor*. “Im tired. I need to sleep now.” *anon starts to fall asleep against the back of the couch, but then lays down with their head on his lap. They instantly fall asleep.*

Alastor freezes for half a second, before quickly pushing the anon to the floor, then disappearing into the shadows.

[alastortheradio-demon]

OOOO BABY CAKE LOOK AT THAT GYATT JNJBHUVUTYXYRTRY

...What...?

Somebody please tell me what they're attempting to say.

[melcolm-of-spalding]

They’re saying that you have a good ass… which I think is grounds for execution for you.

[alastortheradio-demon]

...I see...

[alastortheradio-demon]

Hey alastor im currently sick with a cough and I absolutely hate it, love you so much btw❤️🫶

I'm not sure what to do with that information...But always glad to see a fan.

[alastortheradio-demon]

Hey alastor would you like to come to my house and enjoy a bowl of jambalaya with me

I think I'd rather make my own jambalaya, but thank you.

[alastortheradio-demon]

OOOO BABY CAKE LOOK AT THAT GYATT JNJBHUVUTYXYRTRY

...What...?

Somebody please tell me what they're attempting to say.

[alastortheradio-demon]

Alastor, my baby refuses to sleep in his own bed and insists on sleeping by pulling my hair. As someone with so many children, what can I do to solve this?

Not a clue, I never had any of them when they were babies.

[lou-kingof-hell]

uh Celina? ...Listen dear sometimes you just have to put the baby down and let it cry they will eventually calm down

[alastortheradio-demon]

I don't consider her a baby, I consider her....something between a baby and a toddler....

[alastortheradio-demon]

how many fingers am I holding up

🖕

thank you for your time

Mature.

[alastortheradio-demon]

A quick question, Alastor.

Where do you get your suit tailored or do you have a personal tailor?

That is all. Have a good day, sir.

Where everyone else gets their suits tailored.

[alastortheradio-demon]

whats your favorite color

[alastortheradio-demon]

Alastor, my baby refuses to sleep in his own bed and insists on sleeping by pulling my hair. As someone with so many children, what can I do to solve this?

Not a clue, I never had any of them when they were babies.

[alastortheradio-demon]

Alastor can you give me some singing tips pleaeee *gives you a big jambalaya*

I don't believe I can.

(Did you mean to send 3 asks??)

[alastortheradio-demon]

Hey father, my irl sister would like to say a few words to you. Idk why. I'm letting her say whatever she wants. Ahem:

hello i am the 2nd child, feed me chilly me hangrey

-- @cottoneyed-jo (Jo)

Am I required to feed this one?

[cottoneyed-jo]

yes you must feed me i like liver and zebra

[alastortheradio-demon]

Uhm...Alright..?

[alastortheradio-demon]

Hey father, my irl sister would like to say a few words to you. Idk why. I'm letting her say whatever she wants. Ahem:

hello i am the 2nd child, feed me chilly me hangrey

-- @cottoneyed-jo (Jo)

Am I required to feed this one?

[alastortheradio-demon]

You’re getting put in a ship chart. Good luck, and be prepared parental figure.

Um...I'm not even sure what that is, so alright..?

[what-the-actualhell]

Friendly reminder to any pussy ass bitches who can't handle being in the wrong to keep my boyfriend's fucking name out of your fucking mouths.