Hey bitches guess who

Made this specifically for reblogging from lou-kingof-hell and alastortheradio-demon.

[cottoneyed-jo]

Heyyy

So this is an alt for @ihateeveyoneandeverything

I made it specifically because I don't exactly want my main filled with random family reblogs lmao.

So if smth from @alastortheradio-demon or @lou-kingof-hell gets reblogged here, it's me, Jo.

And if you ever want to interact with me about the family, siblings, whatever, use this acc please.

(@binnarrie @mae-dice @she-who-has-horns @the-toon-demon @eflower8 @leon-morningstar god damn, how many do I have left?? @totoism @jaxinhaswings @sycklyknees247 @heathermorningstar HOLY FUCK @hamilltonaddict @voxyslilprince @celinamorningstar @eugh1)

[lou-kingof-hell]

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Am i wrong or am I alexander Hamiltion?

@cottoneyed-jo(I can't slep again)

uhm....yes-? maybe-? idk- ....i think you need sleep hunny uhm maybe we talk till you get tired and can hopefully fall asleep I'm pretty boring to talk to so

[cottoneyed-jo]

Uhhhh okey.

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

And do you think if I made Baxter bring ice cream to life it would be a good president? Or she. Or he.. Or they. Or ze. Idk I won't asuume the ice cream's gender.

[cottoneyed-jo]

(Okay I'm lowkey bored and in the mood to roleplay, so uhhh. YEAH. Anyone in the RadioApple family can respond to this :3

Idk how roleplaying is supposed to work when the character I'm roleplaying as is... well, me. So I'm just gonna do it how I normally would lmao. I'm gonna write in blue and talk in red.)

Jo sat at the dimly lit bar at... we'll say about 2 in the morning. It was way too early for anyone to be up, even Husk himself, so they sat drinkless. They were scribbling words in a decorated notebook in messy handwriting. Normally, if Jo wrote anything, it would be typed on a computer to avoid the awful handwriting, so it was odd to see them with a pencil in hand.

[hamilltonaddict]

Open Rp! Although I'm hoping the dads™ are the ones who respond @alastortheradio-demon @lou-kingof-hell

Cris was walking home from another long day at work cleaning houses and being the equivalent of a maid. Their flannel jacket they had on had shoe marks from where someone had their feet on them as a footstand. They was tired so of course they didn't notice the person behind them...

[cottoneyed-jo]

Jo tiptoed behind them, being as quiet as they seemingly could, then popped up directly behind their shoulder.

“Cris! How was work?” They say, slightly leaning on Cris' shoulder. Jo noticed the shoe marks, yet decided not to ask about them just yet. But they knew for a fact they already disliked whoever the prints belonged to.

[alastortheradio-demon]

Papa papa! *points to @ihateeveyoneandeverything and @catnormala * Bad wowd! Bad wowd! Hehehe! 😀

Bad word?

He looks at the other two.

Are you teaching her bad words?

[cottoneyed-jo]

HAH NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT HAHAHA-

[catnormala]

YEAAAAAAAAH.... WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???????

[alastortheradio-demon]

Well, maybe because you're both chaotic as hell? For example, you (he points to Jo) made a deal with a rando you summoned out of nowhere. And you (he points to Heather) have started multiple fires? It's not a stretch in the slightest to think you two would teach her to swear.

[cottoneyed-jo]

Well

Crap

[alastortheradio-demon]

Papa papa! *points to @ihateeveyoneandeverything and @catnormala * Bad wowd! Bad wowd! Hehehe! 😀

Bad word?

He looks at the other two.

Are you teaching her bad words?

[cottoneyed-jo]

HAH NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT HAHAHA-

[lou-kingof-hell]

*points to @ihateeveyoneandeverything* Ada! 😶💗 (There's the one who taught me the naughty word!) @alastortheradio-demon

baby let's not say everything they tell you k?

[cottoneyed-jo]

Chat are we cooked

[alastortheradio-demon]

Projects entire period on you because if I have to suffer and bleed then you do to

....I'm going to excuse myself to the restroom and figure out what the fuck to do with this.

(Perfect, I just started my period today.

He will suffer the whole week with me!!)

@lou-kingof-hell

[hamilltonaddict]

DAD DO YOU NEED A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS CAUSE I CAN HELP YOU

-Cris

[cottoneyed-jo]

All he needs to know is that it's basically Hell in Hell, x2 blood, plus products that look like diapers and dildos.

[alastortheradio-demon]

I made you in Tomodachi life living the dream and we're married

No offense, but I'd much rather be married to Lucifer.

[cottoneyed-jo]

*Cough*

Marriage is next.

[alastortheradio-demon]

WHATEVER @BINNARRIE TELLS YOU IT ISN'T TRUE

It better not be, Jo.

[cottoneyed-jo]

IT’S NOT I SWEAR, HE’S TWISTING MY WORDS

And he also tried to ship me with Jesus 💔💔

[alastortheradio-demon]

What...?

[binnarrie]

No im shipping jo with zorp. Jesus is being shipped with my sleep paralysis demon

[alastortheradio-demon]

Who is Zorp...?

[cottoneyed-jo]

My bbg bbq bts what the fuck am I saying

[alastortheradio-demon]

WHATEVER @BINNARRIE TELLS YOU IT ISN'T TRUE

It better not be, Jo.

[cottoneyed-jo]

IT’S NOT I SWEAR, HE’S TWISTING MY WORDS

And he also tried to ship me with Jesus 💔💔

[alastortheradio-demon]

What...?

[cottoneyed-jo]

I don’t even know 🥀

[alastortheradio-demon]

WHATEVER @BINNARRIE TELLS YOU IT ISN'T TRUE

It better not be, Jo.

[cottoneyed-jo]

IT’S NOT I SWEAR, HE’S TWISTING MY WORDS

And he also tried to ship me with Jesus 💔💔

[alastortheradio-demon]

HEYYYyyy father, dad, Alastor, papa.... Looking good today! Did you uhm. Do something with your hair?? Shine your staff maybe???

So I Haha, AHA, may have done... a little... thing.

@cottoneyed-jo (Jo)

What did you do, Jo?

[cottoneyed-jo]

Sooo, here’s the thing…

I maybee made a little. Deal. And I uh, don’t even know who it’s with.. SO YEAH there’s that. Only a littleee bit concerning :3

[alastortheradio-demon]

...Jo, honey...If you're going to make deals, consult me, and know who it's with. That was just reckless.

[cottoneyed-jo]

I KNOWW! I'm sorry father, I just- *inhale*

I just genuinely didn't think it'd work... but alas.. Here I am.

And uh, whoever it is, I'm stuck working for them. In return I get status and a small amount of power. So technically I didn't sell my soul. At least there's that. I should figure out who it is though...

[alastortheradio-demon]

Figure out who it is before I do.

[cottoneyed-jo]

Oh damn, uh, okay...

Well, it was a female voice. I don't think it was Rosie though. She wouldn't say "shit" "fuck" and "bitch" all in the same sentence. Nor call me a "slow ass femboy".

[alastortheradio-demon]

HEYYYyyy father, dad, Alastor, papa.... Looking good today! Did you uhm. Do something with your hair?? Shine your staff maybe???

So I Haha, AHA, may have done... a little... thing.

@cottoneyed-jo (Jo)

What did you do, Jo?

[cottoneyed-jo]

Sooo, here’s the thing…

I maybee made a little. Deal. And I uh, don’t even know who it’s with.. SO YEAH there’s that. Only a littleee bit concerning :3

[alastortheradio-demon]

...Jo, honey...If you're going to make deals, consult me, and know who it's with. That was just reckless.

[cottoneyed-jo]

I KNOWW! I'm sorry father, I just- *inhale*

I just genuinely didn't think it'd work... but alas.. Here I am.

And uh, whoever it is, I'm stuck working for them. In return I get status and a small amount of power. So technically I didn't sell my soul. At least there's that. I should figure out who it is though...

[alastortheradio-demon]

HEYYYyyy father, dad, Alastor, papa.... Looking good today! Did you uhm. Do something with your hair?? Shine your staff maybe???

So I Haha, AHA, may have done... a little... thing.

@cottoneyed-jo (Jo)

What did you do, Jo?

[cottoneyed-jo]

Sooo, here’s the thing…

I maybee made a little. Deal. And I uh, don’t even know who it’s with.. SO YEAH there’s that. Only a littleee bit concerning :3

[lou-kingof-hell]

DAD THE FOG IS COMING WE MUST MAKE HASTE

I HAVE ALREADY INFORMED FATHER OF THE MATTER

@cottoneyed-jo

uhm...dear what fog? I'm sure were fine.....i think idk is it something I should worry about......al???

@alastortheradio-demon

[alastortheradio-demon]

They told me that too. We're going to the top floor of the hotel to make him feel better about..whatever it is..

[celinamorningstar]

*Whines in fear, making grabby hands for someone to pick me up.*

[the-toon-demon]

“There is no fog! Jo is just a lunatic! I would know. It takes one to know one.”

@celinamorningstar @alastortheradio-demon @lou-kingof-hell @cottoneyed-jo

[carmine-radio]

"I'm not so sure, I could have sworn I saw some pretty ominous looking fog this morning...."

[cottoneyed-jo]

Whatever you do, don’t breathe it in. Get to high ground. And if you do breath it in, DRINK AS MUCH MILK AS YOU CAN.

[carmine-radio]

"But I'm lactose intolerant!"

[cottoneyed-jo]

Well shit. I’ve never had that problem with anyone… almond milk may work. But I wouldn’t risk it, just avoid the fog.

[lou-kingof-hell]

DAD THE FOG IS COMING WE MUST MAKE HASTE

I HAVE ALREADY INFORMED FATHER OF THE MATTER

@cottoneyed-jo

uhm...dear what fog? I'm sure were fine.....i think idk is it something I should worry about......al???

@alastortheradio-demon

[alastortheradio-demon]

They told me that too. We're going to the top floor of the hotel to make him feel better about..whatever it is..

[celinamorningstar]

*Whines in fear, making grabby hands for someone to pick me up.*

[the-toon-demon]

“There is no fog! Jo is just a lunatic! I would know. It takes one to know one.”

@celinamorningstar @alastortheradio-demon @lou-kingof-hell @cottoneyed-jo

[carmine-radio]

"I'm not so sure, I could have sworn I saw some pretty ominous looking fog this morning...."

[cottoneyed-jo]

Whatever you do, don’t breathe it in. Get to high ground. And if you do breath it in, DRINK AS MUCH MILK AS YOU CAN.