Fulani

Black Girl Fly.

[albahhh]

2022 🖤✨

[pussymargiela]

[gothgleek]

Pat McGrath Makeup for Maison Margiela by John Galliano SS24

[myfloatingrock]

Thierry Mugler

[86jodeci]

[finalgirlhaircut]

Vivienne Westwood (1941-2022)

[princessprettyprivilege]

10 Pretty Privilege Affirmations FORCED

My beauty brings men to tears every nanosecond

My desirability increases by 10,000% increments at the universe’s speed

I am a show-stopper at every place I visit every nanosecond

My confidence is increasing in magnetism at the universe’s speed

My pretty privilege makes me money every nanosecond

I am immune to low quality experiences every nanosecond

My walk brings traffic to a standstill

I am so stunning, I naturally have a spotlight every nanosecond

I am immune to time wasters every nanosecond

My pretty privilege is opening every door I desire at the universe’s speed

[funnytwittertweets]

[graceandopulence]

[homunculus-argument]

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

[saint-batrick]

y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.

[dunmertitty]

transgender sex?

[juelzsantanabandana2]

*gobbles ur buttcheeks*

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

broad daylight on a Monday. look at you. you deserve a medieval flogging

[lelouch]

[gunkmusher-deactivated20240613]

this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.

[funnytwittertweets]

[plumslices]

[get-you-wet]

Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

[gradienty]

Rose Bud Harlequin (#fcb391 to #46d001)

[theorangepdf]

getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)