A penis' pov.

I am the penis of Albus Severus Potter, but do call me Albus Jr. for short.

[lorcansjr-blog]

-swoons and giggles- You tease~

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Je te veux, mon amour~

[lorcansjr-blog]

Hehehe. Oh how I’ve missed you my sweetling ;-;

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Aw, you darling, you. Gimme a kiss, snookums.

[lorcansjr-blog]

*slinks over to all sexy-like and smooches*

[albusseverusjr-blog]

-dips and le smooches-

[albusseverusjr-blog]

albus i miss you so

i would enjoy being jacked off

and im sure lorcan would enjoy some rubbage also

[potteralbuss-blog]

Why was I born with such a self-indulgent penis.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I would enjoy some buttfucking.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

albus i miss you so

i would enjoy being jacked off

and im sure lorcan would enjoy some rubbage also

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I’m actually a very skilled break-dancer. 

[potteralbuss-blog]

[albusseverusjr-blog]

dont

deny

[potteralbuss-blog]

YOU’VE ALREADY DONE IT ONCE. The Three Broomsticks? Cream? Lorcan’s mouth? Remember? 

I’ll be prepared this time. I’ll bring something to hide you with.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Oh puh leez.

That was sexy. And you know it. 

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

[potteralbuss-blog]

Oh my god.

STOP.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Can't stop won't stop. 

I'm gonna give you an erection in the most awkward possible time and it will be your own doing. You will have brought it upon yourself, Albus Severus Potter.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I'm actually a very skilled break-dancer. 

[potteralbuss-blog]

…………………

You need to stop this.

Okay. 

STOP.

Even if that is the case that still doesn’t make random butt rubbings acceptable. 

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Bu.. but.. bu-but.. I j-just wanna hear Lorcan scream and and and to fill his bum and stuff. Don't you want that, Albus? * o*

[lorcansjr-blog]

Hehehe. Oh how I’ve missed you my sweetling ;-;

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Aw, you darling, you. Gimme a kiss, snookums.

[potteralbuss-blog]

…

You can’t just go touching bums when you feel like it you know.

Onlyifhewantsit.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

(◡‿◡✿) I'm sure he wants it. I know you deny it, but when he mumbles at night, it isn't exactly from nightmares. It's from masturbating, silly naive Alby-kins. He wants you- and me- you and cock combined. We're a delicious pair that match up with Lorcy and that long thing in his trousers that we both are fond of. Wink wink nudge nudge. 

NOW LET'S GO RUB AGAINST HIS BUM AND DO THE LOVELY IN AND OUT YAYAAYYA. ( ಠ◡ಠ )

[albusseverusjr-blog]

If I had hands, I would jack myself off so hard right now.

[lorcansjr-blog]

Maybe I could help, love~

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I’d love that, babe. (;

[lorcansjr-blog]

*giggles* Oh AJ. I love it when you call me that.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Mm. It's best when you say mine~

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I like tight spaces.

[potteralbuss-blog]

Oh no.

You.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Hey, Albus! Albus Albus Albus! Can we go touch Lorc's bum and such? (◕‿◕✿)

[albusseverusjr-blog]

If I had hands, I would jack myself off so hard right now.

[lorcansjr-blog]

Maybe I could help, love~

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I'd love that, babe. (;

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I like tight spaces.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

If I had hands, I would jack myself off so hard right now.

[backtohogwarts-confessions-blog]

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Preach

[potteralbuss-blog]

No. No preaching.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

YES

[potteralbuss-blog]

NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I am reblogging this,

and so are you,

so people are going to see it.

[potteralbuss-blog]

…..

You suck.

Metaphorically.

Meaning.

I hate you.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I love you too. <3