Be My Friend

My Life Uh... so, My name's Albus Severus Potter. Most people are lazy and just call me Al though. Please, please, please don't call me Albina, Alby-pus, Ally-pop or any other nicknames you might have heard for me. I'm a 5th year in Slytherin house. I have an older brother called James and a younger sister called Lily, but they're in Gryffindor. Some people call me naive... I wouldn't say that. I just like people to be blunt. it makes life a lot simpler. SLYTHERIN { wear }

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feels all over

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To be blunt, I wouldn’t mind some rubbage.

[lorcansjr-blog]

That can be arranged~

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I’m surprised Albus isn’t getting all mad at me for agreeing with testicles. 

[potteralbuss-blog]

I'm not mad, I'm jealous. You and your testicles seem to get along nicely. Hmph.

[idrathercatchnargles]

I miss you guys. I’m not going to have internet for much longer tonight. I miss you. I laughed so hard I cried because I was reading Albus arguing with his penis. Thank you for that, Amy

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And miss you ;-;

I MISS YOU ALL.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

albus i miss you so

i would enjoy being jacked off

and im sure lorcan would enjoy some rubbage also

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Why was I born with such a self-indulgent penis.

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[lorcansjr-blog]

You’re looking good Lorcy-pup. Are we going on a date? Will we hook up with AJ and Albus? If so don’t forget to do your hair down here~

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-touches up hair that Lorcan jr. is referring to- 

I dunno if we are. But with looks like these, I’m bound to be irresistible. -smirks-

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...Who are you talking to?

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YOU’VE ALREADY DONE IT ONCE. The Three Broomsticks? Cream? Lorcan’s mouth? Remember? 

I’ll be prepared this time. I’ll bring something to hide you with.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Oh puh leez.

That was sexy. And you know it. 

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

[potteralbuss-blog]

It was not sexy. You have no restraint. You should be ashamed.

God dammit what would it take to silence you then?!!1?

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I’m actually a very skilled break-dancer. 

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[albusseverusjr-blog]

dont

deny

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or

what.

prove

it.

[gaspardullielgerfansite]

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Oh my god.

STOP.

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Can’t stop won’t stop. 

I’m gonna give you an erection in the most awkward possible time and it will be your own doing. You will have brought it upon yourself, Albus Severus Potter.

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YOU'VE ALREADY DONE IT ONCE. The Three Broomsticks? Cream? Lorcan's mouth? Remember? 

I'll be prepared this time. I'll bring something to hide you with.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I’m actually a very skilled break-dancer. 

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[theyoungestpotter]

That time Dad and I tried to watch a muggle horror film…

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You'd think after killing one of the darkest wizards to ever live he might have been able to stomach some Muggle horror.

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…………………

You need to stop this.

Okay. 

STOP.

Even if that is the case that still doesn’t make random butt rubbings acceptable. 

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Bu.. but.. bu-but.. I j-just wanna hear Lorcan scream and and and to fill his bum and stuff. Don’t you want that, Albus? * o*

[potteralbuss-blog]

Oh my god.

STOP.

[monsieurgaspardulliel]

[heythereandreaa]

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…

You can’t just go touching bums when you feel like it you know.

Onlyifhewantsit.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

(◡‿◡✿) I’m sure he wants it. I know you deny it, but when he mumbles at night, it isn’t exactly from nightmares. It’s from masturbating, silly naive Alby-kins. He wants you- and me- you and cock combined. We’re a delicious pair that match up with Lorcy and that long thing in his trousers that we both are fond of. Wink wink nudge nudge. 

NOW LET’S GO RUB AGAINST HIS BUM AND DO THE LOVELY IN AND OUT YAYAAYYA. ( ಠ◡ಠ )

[potteralbuss-blog]

.....................

You need to stop this.

Okay. 

STOP.

Even if that is the case that still doesn't make random butt rubbings acceptable. 

[albusseverusjr-blog]

I like tight spaces.

[potteralbuss-blog]

Oh no.

You.

[albusseverusjr-blog]

Hey, Albus! Albus Albus Albus! Can we go touch Lorc’s bum and such? (◕‿◕✿)

[potteralbuss-blog]

...

You can't just go touching bums when you feel like it you know.

Onlyifhewantsit.