"Magrat bought occult jewellery as a sort of distraction from being Magrat. She had three large boxes of the stuff and was still exactly the same person."
- Terry Pratchett - Witches Abroad
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we're not kids anymore.

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"Magrat bought occult jewellery as a sort of distraction from being Magrat. She had three large boxes of the stuff and was still exactly the same person."
- Terry Pratchett - Witches Abroad
WHITE SUPREMACISTS DO NOT BELONG IN THE WITCHCRAFT AND/OR PAGAN COMMUNITY
Neither does anti-semitism or transphobia. If you disagree, get the fuck out.
[ID: Two pictures of dungeons and dragons character sheets in 18 point font.]
Hereâs a large print character sheet, for any players with low vision. We couldnât find any that were clear and kept the same style as the original one so we made one.
Free to use, please reblog if you do!
Whatever floats your boat. An HD Remaster of an old favorite, with added bonus DLC content!!!
Maybe thereâs someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr
Twelve standard Dungeons & Dragons player character backstories:
Heroic fighter for truth, justice, and killing bad guys and taking their stuff
Dwarf dwarfing dwarfily something something dwarfdom
On the run from the law due to a harmless misunderstanding in which eight people died
Bad gambling debts with the actual Devil
Likes swords a little too much
Traveller from a far-away land whose particulars donât really matter because itâs mostly an excuse to put on an outrageous accent
Just, like, really hates their dad
Member of a group that seemingly consists entirely of kind-hearted loner rebels against a nebulously oppressive status quo
Unjustly persecuted for the trivial peccadillo of eating peopleâs faces
Evil in theory
Novella-length tale of tragedy and intrigue thatâs somehow never relevant in actual play
Hoping no one notices they lifted their backstory from a Naruto character
AU where Sokkaâs high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)
based on this beautiful tumblr post
bonus:
Howls moving castle movie: the black door leads to a war-torn countryside, with steampunk flying battleships dropping bombs and evil monsters that attack Howl
HMC book: the black door leads to a suburban neighborhood in Wales and the worst thing there is Howlâs sister
âWe chose the term âasexualâ to describe ourselves because both âcelibateâ and âanti-sexualâ have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. âAsexualâ, as we use it, does not mean âwithout sexâ but ârelating sexually to no oneâ. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.â
â The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972
Note the date, people:
Thatâs 1972
29 years before AVEN was started online,
and 47 years before the present.
And thatâs only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.
So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.
John Mulaney + Quarantine
Balthazar of Blueberry Pond and Pipistrelle, Messenger of Odoak
My friends and I are started a ttrpg where we play as little woodland adventurers and itâs been good. I play as Balthazar (he is the friend-shaped toad)
Bro itâs got a heart shaped barrel
Itâs a magical girl musket
Cupidâs back, and this time heâs PISSED!
the GM: the field is populated with ornamental flamingos.
the monk: i donât know if my characterâs ever seen a flamingo before.
the GM: roll to know what a flamingo is!
the monk: *gets a nat 1*
the monk:
[GIF ID: An extremely muscular, shirtless person does a standing windmill on a soccer field filled with several dozen plastic flamingos. Then, they kick every single flamingo out of frame in a frenetic rage, then rage-run offscreen. End ID.]
one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.Â
i would describe his demeanor that second time as âincredulousâ
What the fuck who drinks that
itâs such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. itâs the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
the whole 'leaving alucard behind and going away to check out creepy villages' was some bs this season and i demand justice