[terrypratchettparadise]

"Magrat bought occult jewellery as a sort of distraction from being Magrat. She had three large boxes of the stuff and was still exactly the same person."

- Terry Pratchett - Witches Abroad

[unseendeity]

WHITE SUPREMACISTS DO NOT BELONG IN THE WITCHCRAFT AND/OR PAGAN COMMUNITY

[relinkyoti]

Neither does anti-semitism or transphobia. If you disagree, get the fuck out.

[unseendeity]

[cortlandrpg]

[ID: Two pictures of dungeons and dragons character sheets in 18 point font.]

Here’s a large print character sheet, for any players with low vision. We couldn’t find any that were clear and kept the same style as the original one so we made one.

Free to use, please reblog if you do!

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Whatever floats your boat. An HD Remaster of an old favorite, with added bonus DLC content!!!

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[memewhore]

[prokopetz]

Twelve standard Dungeons & Dragons player character backstories:

Heroic fighter for truth, justice, and killing bad guys and taking their stuff

Dwarf dwarfing dwarfily something something dwarfdom

On the run from the law due to a harmless misunderstanding in which eight people died

Bad gambling debts with the actual Devil

Likes swords a little too much

Traveller from a far-away land whose particulars don’t really matter because it’s mostly an excuse to put on an outrageous accent

Just, like, really hates their dad

Member of a group that seemingly consists entirely of kind-hearted loner rebels against a nebulously oppressive status quo

Unjustly persecuted for the trivial peccadillo of eating people’s faces

Evil in theory

Novella-length tale of tragedy and intrigue that’s somehow never relevant in actual play

Hoping no one notices they lifted their backstory from a Naruto character

[miamitu-illust]

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

[takeabiteoutofthesilversandwich]

I’m -

[kryptoniteconundrum]

Howls moving castle movie: the black door leads to a war-torn countryside, with steampunk flying battleships dropping bombs and evil monsters that attack Howl

HMC book: the black door leads to a suburban neighborhood in Wales and the worst thing there is Howl’s sister

[tenitchyfingers]

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Note the date, people:

That’s 1972

29 years before AVEN was started online,

and 47 years before the present.

And that’s only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.

So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.

[ginandweas]

John Mulaney + Quarantine

[sticksandsharks]

Balthazar of Blueberry Pond and Pipistrelle, Messenger of Odoak

My friends and I are started a ttrpg where we play as little woodland adventurers and it’s been good. I play as Balthazar (he is the friend-shaped toad)

[norseminuteman]

[triangular-rose-deactivated2021]

Bro it’s got a heart shaped barrel

It’s a magical girl musket

[gunsandfireandshit]

Cupid’s back, and this time he’s PISSED!

[dndaddyissues]

the GM: the field is populated with ornamental flamingos.

the monk: i don’t know if my character’s ever seen a flamingo before.

the GM: roll to know what a flamingo is!

the monk: *gets a nat 1*

the monk:

[GIF ID: An extremely muscular, shirtless person does a standing windmill on a soccer field filled with several dozen plastic flamingos. Then, they kick every single flamingo out of frame in a frenetic rage, then rage-run offscreen. End ID.]

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[fris-sucks]

the whole 'leaving alucard behind and going away to check out creepy villages' was some bs this season and i demand justice