My main blog is @caitlyns-left-mountain, follow that blog for wlw arcane content!
I decided to make a separate blog for Resident Evil to keep both my interests organized. That being said, I'm currently in school, and I need to lock in so I can provide for my future wife and our daughter(s), so I doubt I'll be posting on either blog very frequently. I appreciate your patience and support! More on who/what I'll write below.
MEN DNI. Alcina is for the girls tyvm <3
What I won't write:
Daddy kink (for women)
G!p
Somnophilia (unless both parties are awake enough to consent. Foreplay/seduction can totally happen when one person is asleep though, I just want everyone to be able to consent to sexual acts.)
Scat/Vomit (Pee is okay though depending on the request.)
Basically everything else I'll write. HCS will always be quicker/easier to write, so if you request please specify if you'd like hcs or a oneshot type piece. If you request a oneshot just be aware that it will take longer to write, that's all! <3
survivor!lara || under the cut. i am making this for me and the like three other Lara stans out there. smut, obviously. MINORS DNI.
-> in fandom it seems to be a general consensus that Lara hasn’t had much experience before, and I agree.
-> it isn’t like she doesn’t enjoy sex, but I think she thinks of it as very intertwined with emotional connection. so she doesn’t have many one night stands, if any at all - really.
-> so she wouldn’t know really what she was doing so well the first time, but as with everything, Lara Croft is a very quick learner.
-> as time goes on and you both learn more about each other, she’s better able to know what she likes
-> switch - doesn’t like the idea of giving or receiving degradation, so she also prefers to be with someone who’ll mirror that when they’re dominant!
-> in contrast, MASSIVE praise kink
-> tell her you’re proud of her and that she’s doing well and she’s ready to jump your bones
-> incredible at oral. this woman takes directions like a champ.
-> will drag her nails teasingly down your body whilst buried between your legs, looking at you with a smirk on her face, wholly amused by the sounds she’s producing from you
-> loves praising you, but even more so she adores telling you how much she loves you through it all - again, goes back to how heavily she associates sex with feelings
-> incapable of teasing. she’ll try and then get so carried away by the sounds you’re making, she’ll wanna make you cum over and over again
-> nervous kisser at first, not able to work up the courage to do anything but peck you for the first kiss, yet she quickly makes up for it (and then some)
-> loves lavishing your whole body in kisses throughout, I’m not sure she’d love to mark you with hickeys but she would love to be marked.
-> she is a little embarassed if someone notices, though. she would prefer them somewhere only the two of you could see them, it feels more intimate that way anyway.
-> Jonah once noticed a hastily concealed one on her neck and poked fun at her, she didn’t speak to him for the next hour
-> LOVES neck kisses. fastest way to get her worked up, that and paying attention to her nipples, be it with your tongue or fingers.
-> vocal in her own way. she’s not screaming in pleasure, i see her more as the type to let out soft, breathy moans. becoming more like whimpers and louder the closer she gets.
-> will always moan your name when she cums, even when she’s masturbating
-> cums easiest from head. it’s just the right balance of intense and relaxed for her. though she still loves her partners fingers being used on her.
-> she’s a little into light choking, to the point she’ll hold her own breath before cumming sometimes without even realising.
-> genuinely quite vanilla in most other ways, but it doesn’t matter when she’s so talented.
-> she’s literally the sweetest. always reminding you of how pretty/good you look because part of her is just in awe.
-> will use and receive the strap, but I think she prefers using it on her partner.
-> when on top, she’s incredibly soft. Unable to joke or giggle - she’ll just keep praising and reminding you how much she loves you and doing this. will follow your every instruction, in her head her one role in that moment is giving you as much pleasure as she can.
-> when bottoming, she’s much the same, except just incredibly grateful for everything.
-> going back to the hickeys for a second, incredibly easy to mark up. has pale-ish skin so love bites/bruises show up easily (much to her dismay).
-> always soft after sex, and is always in such a rush to take care of you. sometimes you have to all but strap her to the bed to let you take care of her for once.
-> generally prefers holding you, but after sex I imagine her favourite thing to do is to lay on your chest, listening quietly to the sound of your heart beating.
-> doesn’t fall asleep easily most of the time, but ever since you came into her life it’s certainly helped. she still has nightmares and nights where she struggles getting to sleep - but something about sharing a bed with you in general will always help comfort her.
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this ended up being longer than I intended and has also been sitting in my drafts for like 2 months lmao whelp enjoy I hope x
sometimes i wanna hug her and let her know everything will be okay... other times i want to hear her begging me to let her cum - it's definitely a spectrum
Wow guys I wrote this in like basically one night I’m so skilled 🤭
A = Aftercare
Whichever one of you is less tired is usually the person to venture to the kitchen for refreshments, or to the bathroom for a damp washcloth. I think that Grace definitely wants to snuggle a little to bask in the afterglow with you for a minute or two before one of you gets up to take care of the other person. In addition to that, I think that Grace enjoys showering or bathing with you afterwards as a way to extend the intimacy of the moment without things being inherently sexual. If things got really hot and heavy, bathing with one another is also a way to ease the soreness of your limbs and relax.
B = Body Part
For Grace, I'm not sure she was all that confident in her body before your relationship. She had no friends and certainly no romantic interests, so she didn't see anything to be confident about when she looked in the mirror. After you show her that she indeed has something to be proud of when it comes to her body, I think she would begin to favor her legs and chest. She’s incredibly flustered by how you can make her legs shake and cover her thighs in her own juices, the sight is so incredibly captivating to her. Plus, if you worship her small chest, she gets so incredibly flustered. Everything about her is so incredibly sensitive, including her tits.
C = Cum
When it comes to Grace eating you out, I think she likes it when you tell her to “clean you up.” Of course she’d taste your wetness and slick, but there’s just something so dirty about asking her to taste your cum, too, and it makes her heart beat so fast. When it comes to Grace cumming, though, I feel like there’s a few things to note. Sometimes if you tease her enough she cums really hard and the white substance is obvious on your fingers or toy, and sometimes she squirts. Not a lot, but enough to form a small puddle in your sheets or to ruin her pants. Whenever she gets close and she feels herself about to squirt she becomes frantic and embarrassed, not wanting to embarrass herself or make a mess on you or your bed. In a way it’s your fault for hitting all those spots, but she still feels so embarrassed about it until you reassure her that you don’t mind.
D = Dirty Secret
First of all, everything feels dirty to Grace. I guarantee that she believes she’s the world’s most perverted person ever and she’s really just normal. That being said, I feel like one of her fantasies includes being woken up by sex. She doesn’t want to wake up and already be like skewered on your strap or anything, but she wants to wake up to you teasing her. Whispering in her ear, kissing down the column of her neck, groping her boobs over her sleep shirt and teasing her over her panties. In her mind, it would feel like you simply can’t get enough of her and you need her so bad that you can’t help but wake her up. She just wants to know that she has that large of an effect on you, that’s all.
E = Experience
Grace has barely any experience with relationships in general, and she certainly has no idea what to do when it comes to sex. She’s seen porn obviously, but the real thing is so much more confusing, intimidating, and downright horrifying. Poor girl barely knows how to kiss. Please be patient and gentle with her.
F = Favorite Position
Okay I feel like she loves tribbing. She loves it when you’re both so wet and she loves it when you make an absolute mess out of her, lovingly, of course. I’m also seeing missionary because she loves it when she can kiss you and hold you close when she cums, especially if she’s really sensitive and she feel like she can’t handle any more. If she’s feeling a bit freaky maybe she’d want one of her legs over your shoulders or both.
G = Goofy
Not goofy at all. She’s nervous and stressed to the max, and if you laugh at her she’d want to crawl under a rock and die. Once she feels comfortable, she wouldn’t really mind any jokes you crack or if one of you makes a mistake and you laugh. She just waits for you to get over it so you can get back to work.
H = Hair
So I don’t think the carpet matches the drapes exactly. I think her pubic hair wouldn’t be as white or as bright as the hair on her head, but definitely still blonde. As for grooming I think sometimes she has a bush, but when you come around and there’s more opportunities for sex she’d keep it relatively trimmed. She’s shaved before and might do it on a special occasion but usually it’s just not something she does.
I = Intimacy
Grace loves it when you’re intimate, but she’s a bit inexperienced herself. Grace is the type of person who would initiate small gestures like hand holding, eye contact, and some kind of verbal communication as a gesture of intimacy rather than booking a hotel room and filling it with rose petals (She’d do it if you asked, though.) Intimacy can definitely consist of grand gestures, but for her, I think things feel more intimate when she’s close with you emotionally as well as physically.
J = Jack Off
Embarrassed and pathetic, obviously. The location can vary between her bed and the shower, and that’s really it. I feel like most of the time she likes to rub her clit and she only involves penetrating herself when she’s really needy or at a particular point in her cycle. Sometimes when she’s stressed from work she uses the shower head on her clit to get rid of the stress fast, but that’s really it. Before she met you, masturbation was really just an opportunity to manually rid her body of stress, and she really only got horny from another person if she was ovulating or when she finally meets you, if that makes sense.
K = Kinks
Praise. Obviously. She wants you to tell her how pretty she is, and how good she makes you feel, how good she is for you, all of it. She needs to hear it.
Cum eating. Hello? We talked about this earlier. She loves to eat your cum out of you, as dirty as it sounds. She loves doing it not just because it makes you feel good and because you like it, but also because she loves it when you tell her how pretty she looks and how you play with her hair while she’s pleasing you. She also likes it when you make a show of eating her cum, too. If you call her a messy girl and lick the cum from her thighs she’ll be ready for round two in five minutes flat.
Edging. Maybe I’m projecting because I want to hear her cry and beg but…I know you want it too. Grace is a bit particular when it comes to edging because she doesn’t want it to be a punishment at all. She just likes to hear you coo into her ear and hold her sweetly while she gets so close and sensitive. She likes it when it’s more intimate and passionate than anything else, never punishing.
L = Location
Bed! She’s basic I think. When it comes to sex she loves to focus on intimacy, closeness, comfort, and safety. There’s no place like her bed, to put it simply. Sometimes shower sex is possible especially after a hard day at work, and sometimes oral on the couch will happen, but I feel like in order to have full sex a bed would be necessary.
M = Motivation
First, Grace loves it when you make her feel safe. If you can show her that she’s perfect and has a special place in your life that will never change, I think that gets her going. She also likes it when she can tell that you feel really attracted to her, whether it be staring or flirting or anything along those lines. There are some physical attributes that she definitely finds attractive on you *ahem* tits *ahem*, but ultimately Grace also loves it when you think ahead. When she gets home and dinners on the stove, Emily is taken care of, a pair of Grace’s pajamas are in the dryer waiting to envelope her in comforting warmth, and she doesn’t have to worry about a thing. Fondness shifts to appreciation, and then she just feels so seen and cared for, and then boom her panties are ruined. (Same…)
N = No
So she did get kidnapped by Victor so please don’t choke her or tie her up unless you want to give her a panic attack 😙. In addition to that, she doesn’t want public sex and she probably won’t like anal either. (Not shaming, I just have a feeling.)
O = Oral
Doesn’t even care. Any day that your pants are off is a good day in her book. I feel like Grace likes to receive just a bit more than she likes to give, but that’s not to say that she doesn’t like giving at all. I’ve mentioned her eating your cum twice, so…she obviously enjoys it. She’s just a bottom, that’s all.
P = Pace
Hmmm…she likes it slow and sensual, obviously faster when she’s close. When it comes to giving, however, I honestly think she’s just doing whatever down there. Like pressing random keyboard buttons when your computer is fucked up and hoping for the best (Sorry) but she will do whatever you tell her to. That being said, I feel like with her lack of experience she’d be a bit frantic while pleasing you, especially when you get close to orgasming. She’s so embarrassed and eager to prove herself so you’ll have to show her exactly how fast, hard, and deep you like things until she becomes familiar with your body.
Q = Quickie
Not her favorite. If there’s a moment of passion that happens between you two, she’d rather it be a frantic makeout session than exchanging sexual acts. That way it builds tension for later when she finally sees you and the sex you have is really charged. Plus, Grace needs ample foreplay and also time to come down with you before aftercare takes place. Quickies don’t really involve any of that.
However…if you were to eat her out in a bathroom or something…she might enjoy it.
R = Risk
It depends on the type of risk. If you’d consider having sex on the couch instead of the bed “taking a risk,” then hell yea she’s a risk taker. Otherwise, no. She wants to prioritize comfort and safety, and while she feels those things naturally with you, there are certain things she just doesn’t want to be around for multiple reasons. Guns, knives, and generally anything that provides the illusion of a lack of safety are definitely a no. She did almost die multiple times. However, if you’re looking to spice things up and want to try a new technique or toy, she’s okay with that.
S = Stamina
It probably depends on what you guys are doing. If you edge her for an hour and finally let her cum, she’s probably going to be too sensitive for another round. Depending on what you guys are doing I’d say maybe two…? (I have no idea how this works guys I’ve never done any of this before I’m just a perv)
T = Toys
She owns one toy. She bought it online because she’d be too embarrassed to go to a physical sex shop to buy one, and it’s probably a simple, generic g-spot vibrator that she uses more on her clit than she does her actual g-spot. She doesn’t use it often because when she needs to relieve stress the closest option is her hand. The only reason she would use her toy is if you were gone on a trip or something and she was needy. Otherwise, she generally likes to save toys for having sex and she would definitely use them on you if you wanted, and she doesn’t mind you using toys on her. The usage of toys honestly depends on how the both of you are feeling and you probably won’t use toys every single time.
U = Unfair
Gives you literally whatever you want. Sometimes she gets frustrated when you’re unfair with her, and even though she might want to take some kind of revenge, she never can. She makes you come however and whenever you want, and never seduces you unfairly when you aren’t able to have sex.
V = Volume
Go replay the game with no health items and then get back to me.
On a serious note, she whines, whimpers, moans, and even cries sometimes. She begs and pleads even though she’s embarrassed to do so. She can be quieter but it depends on how you’re touching her, and she’s generally the loudest when you’re edging her.
W = Wild Card
Sometimes it flusters her when you make a perverted joke and she wishes you weren’t joking. For example, licking whipped cream off her, telling her not to shower when she gets home, etc.
X = X-ray
(Ugh im already blushing 🤭)
Innie and her clit is small. Trimmed bush as we’ve talked about earlier, and I think that the color of her inner labia would be more of a pink and obviously gets darker/redder if she’s aroused.
Y = Yearning
Honestly, once a week. Sometimes sex isn’t full on, though. You both don’t always have the time or energy to bust it open for like five hours on a Thursday. Grace is a milf now and you’re basically a step mom, who both work full time jobs, so while sexual acts always occur at least once a week (maybe more if the situation permits) sometimes it’s just mutual masturbation or oral.
Z = Zzz
Not super quickly. Once she’s wiped down sometimes she needs to use the bathroom, or wants a snack/drink, then she’s usually back in bed to snuggle and fall asleep with you. Other times she’s down to shower with you and then sleep, though she’d be a bit sore and tired.
☆ her love languages include physical touch, words of affirmation, and quality time
☆ physical touch : loves to use you as a weighted blanket, especially when her anxiety is giving her trouble. she loves to play with your hair, scratching your scalp softly as she focuses. she also loves when you play with the softness of hers - it puts her to sleep so quickly. loves light skin scratching, especially on her arms and back. kisses kisses kisses. she can't get enough of them. she takes any opportunity she can to snuggle or be close to you and is very happy to sit in your lap, or have you sit in hers while she works
☆ words of affirmation : is a sucker for reassurance. tries not to ask for it too much, however out of fear of being annoying. sometimes she feels that her anxiety and panic attacks are too much for you to deal with. too much of a bother. too much of an inconvenience. maybe she was even an embarrassment to you? it was thoughts like this that could further a spiral. you wished she would just ask for reassurance before she let herself spiral, but you've gotten very good at being able to tell when she needs it. your comforting words are a soft blanket to her.
when her anxiety isn't bothering her, she loves when you whisper your praise and love for her into her skin. decorating her with it like a painting.
☆ quality time : grace is pretty introverted, and doesn't have much of a social battery. except for people she loves and cares about like you. even then, it runs out eventually. sometimes she'll need a couple of hours to herself but when she's ready, she wants to spend a lot of time with you. at home, she loves playing board games with you or cooperative video games, reads quietly by your side, watches a lot of movies and shows with you - if you start or finish something new without her she will sulk. when not at home, she prefers quieter dates. she loves going to museums with you. she might even do things like an escape room (i can see her being really good at those).
when the outing is more domestic, like shopping for groceries, she likes having you there. to her that is also quality time spent with you that she'll cherish
☆ is obsessed with plants. your home could double as a garden centre with the amount of them she keeps
☆ i see her as more of a cat owner than a dog owner. she still loves dogs, but her lifestyle suits that of a cat more. her first cat was a little tortoiseshell that was glued to her, and then when emily came along, she got her a fluffy ginger. just because her own cat favoured her, and she didn't want emily to feel left out