Kangaroo

Problematic fanfic author. AO3 @alcoholic_kangaroo

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I think my therapy helped me realize I don't want boys. I want my brother. Yay?

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Today I will discuss the parallels between Flowers in the Attic, The Cement Garden, and the Boxcar Children-

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That said, I don't really recommend that book. It's not that it's bad, it just feels incomplete. Like when you get a plot bunny and write the first part but are like "Okay now what?" I dunno, I was expecting it to go like full Lord of the Flies and instead it was like, oh we're dirty and regressing and having sex with our siblings. Okay so the Brits have just discovered rednecks.

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The way I show up to only post incest movie clips and dip again

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Why are there so few incest novels? At this rate I'm gonna have to write my own.

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Camping wth your brother be like

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Just a normal brother/sister reunion nothing to see here

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"Next time you’re high, tired, cold, overwhelmed, or horny (your four moods), spicy tteokbokki will change your life." - ChatGPT

I appreciate that it knows me so well yet still can't count to five.

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YouTube, what the hell are these ads you're giving me?? This wasn't even the first time???

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I gotta admit I didn't expect to hyperfixate on the Little House series again. It's only been like...30 years? since the last time.

Also apparently they're making a new series? I hope there's a scene where Pa visits a brothel.

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It's 2026 and I'm writing Almanzo Wilder/Cap Garland fics like wtf is this

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Understanding now that "Intolerance of Uncertainty" is a medical term associated with my OCD and not me just being a freak of nature helps so, so much. I felt so guilty about the shutdowns these caused in the past.

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How did the fic where I was fucking my brother behind his wife's back turn into the wife dying in a car accident and me being stuck raising her kid?

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I have moved onto Claude and...boy does this one love rape. Like I didn't want it to be rape, dub-con at best, but Claude is just rape this, rapist that.

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I do appreciate that Henry Creel in the end pulled a Kyle Broflovski.

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Actually I'll take one thing back. I haven't done it but y'all know I don't write actual porn. It's just not something I'm good at and don't enjoy doing because it's hard to make it sound unique each time.

I wonder if people would prefer AI written porn in my fics where everything else is still written by me. Or if they just prefer my usual fade to black method.

(Obviously I'd mention it was AI guided and not my own work so people don't feel like they're getting tricked.)