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imssg - alexa
vanessa: shut up i just make out with him thats not all that real
vanessa: because it's still gonna be fake you know what i mean
alexa: are you sure :/
alexa: i dont!! know what that means!! explain
imssg - alexa
vanessa: hot tea!
vanessa: it's all fake yeah lol
vanessa: yeah :/ like kindergarten get annoyingly giddy around him its gross alexa
alexa: wow!! well dorian likes you we all know that so :/
alexa: what's stopping you from making it real?
imssg - alexa
vanessa: dont tell him im telling you this i swear to god
vanessa: but dorian and i started dating because our managers thought it would be a 'good' idea but now i swear i like him and i hate it lmao and idk what to do
alexa: the tea!
alexa: wow so you guys really aren't dating but now you like him?
alexa: are you sure you like him or :/
imssg - alexa
vanessa: i have a lot i need 2 say and i need 2 tell you
alexa: i'm all ears babygirl
tylccr:
“–and that’s, my friends, exactly the reason i started my own business instead of working for someone else.”
‘ oh business man, huh ? no wonder you have the patience tolerance of a toddler. what is it that you do ? ’
umgisele:
excellent. ok the second step, no underwear. third, the alcohol. dark or light? and why?
‘ no underwear ? i guess i could do that. uh light because it’s not as strong ? ’
scbrinvs:
“ i’m that bitch that offers to buy an ouija board when i go to haunted places with my friends, and they just give me this look. ”
‘ november third, two thousand and fourteen—— remember that ? i bet you don’t. this is why we don’t go to washington state anymore. ’
tylccr:
“–you kidding? this one’s my favorite. i just have no idea what happened with all of the previous staff.”
‘ the economy is crashing— they probably got tired of being paid what, seven dollars an hour ? ’
tylccr:
“i do. but isn’t this a fast food restaurant? i ordered a burger and some fries – and that’s taking them twenty minutes?” tyler sighed, shaking his head as he checked his phone. “twenty-three, to be exact.”
‘ then leave. there’s a fast food place across the street— go there instead. ’
umgisele:
ok well then i’ll make a buzzfeed quiz. anyways, the first step to a successful night is the outfit. you have something short, black, and slutty correct?
‘ buzzfeed seems more up my alley. who doesn’t own something short, black and slutty ? pretty sure that’s what my entire closet consists of. ’
fculkners:
‘i didn’t mean it like that, sweetheart, but you wish. i meant maybe what you’re in dire need right now are glasses to help you with your obvious seeing problems. this is what i get when i try to help someone out.’
‘ sure you didn’t. how were you trying to help me out ? ’
tylvrs:
a big smile appeared on his lips as he slowly opened his eyes again to look at alexa. “ hm, yeah? me too.” he whispered, his hand going up to stroke her cheek. “ can i ask you something?” he asked, noticing how his heart started beating faster.
‘ anything. ’ she replied, biting her lip as she waited for him to ask his question.
tylccr:
“—yeah right, i’ve ordered my meal like twenty minutes ago, what do you mean it’s still cooking?” tyler complained once again, rolling his eyes at the waiter. “FINE, i’ll wait. just hurry up.”
‘ good things come to those who wait— you know that, right ? they seem to be short-staffed, quit throwing a tantrum. ’
tylvrs:
“ yeah.” he nodded, carefully leaning in further to place a kiss on her lips.
she kissed him back, her heart racing as her hand came up to cup his jaw. ‘ so long... i’ve been waiting for so long to do that. ’ she breathed out, pulling away slowly.
We’re Latinos and we’re representing. We’re breaking the mold.
hcllies:
“ it’s 2017 and i’m STILL getting turned down for shoots for having an ass and a decent sized pair of tits —– can you b e l i e v e that ?? “
‘ i wish i could say i don’t but as someone who works in the fashion business— it happens all the time. seriously, we need to start promoting diversity and if it’s any help at all, i think you have a rockin’ body. if i ever need any models, just know you’re on my call list. ’