Alden Vacker

There’s no reason to worry

[alden-vacker-offical]

your daughter got pushed through a mirror

and we’re doing everything to make sure she’s been okay, no reason to worry

[alden-vacker-offical]

my house burnt to the ground and my parents + dog died

No reason to worry. You can always get a new house.

But may your dog rest in peace.

[alden-vacker-offical]

I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETYYYYYYY

no reason to worry. Just don’t socialize.

[tired-shipper]

MY PARENTS ARE FORCING MEEEEEEE AND I WANT TO TALK TO MY FREINSSSSSSSS SOMETIMESSSS TOOOOOO

[alden-vacker-offical]

Well, wanting to talk to friends is different than normal socializing.

If your parents tell you to talk to someone tell them that you dont want to.

[mesmerholic]

we r being so robbed of grady and aldens dynamic. theyre best friends. geady took aldens job during the sanity fiasco. fheyve probably done shady missions together. i demand more fics about alden "no reason to worry" vacker and grady "ill give you a reason to worry" ruewen

[grady-ruewen-offical]

I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON TO WORRY HEHE

fully hoping that boy doesnt see this

[alden-vacker-offical]

NO YOU WILL NOT

THERE IS NO REASON TO WORRY

[grady-ruewen-offical]

what if i told you fitz jumped off a cliff and died

[alden-vacker-offical]

My son would never, so no reason to worry

[alden-vacker-offical]

A DINOSAUR JUST ATE MY LAPTOP

Well then, no reason to worry. My good friend @grady-ruewen-offical is quite good with dinosaurs. I’m sure he or Edaline can… get it back somehow.

[alden-vacker-offical]

I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETYYYYYYY

no reason to worry. Just don’t socialize.

[raynilikescats]

We must have an eight to six hour time difference, because when you are saying you have to go to bed, my alarm is ringing in my ear.

Anygays... random ask but could you tell me what the deal is with falden?! LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS CRACKSHIP?!?! Most of that sort of material is rooted in reality but... this? This is worse than Rujinu, and that's saying something.

Byeeee :P

(ALSO, this is not "Love, Keefe" It is "Sincerely, @darktalon-the-nightwing)

yessss it's quarter past 11pm for me right now :)

IDK 😭 its the new hot crackship I suppose, and Forkle did call Alden handsome. I think it's hilarious 💔

baiiiii!

[grady-ruewen-offical]

HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS @alden-vacker-offical

[alden-vacker-offical]

Oh has he? Well. That was a nice compliment I suppose.

Although I do have my wonderful wife I love dearly.

[mesmerholic]

we r being so robbed of grady and aldens dynamic. theyre best friends. geady took aldens job during the sanity fiasco. fheyve probably done shady missions together. i demand more fics about alden "no reason to worry" vacker and grady "ill give you a reason to worry" ruewen

[grady-ruewen-offical]

I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON TO WORRY HEHE

fully hoping that boy doesnt see this

[alden-vacker-offical]

NO YOU WILL NOT

THERE IS NO REASON TO WORRY

[alden-vacker-offical]

Hey Lord Alden, I might have exploded a potion i was making in foxfire. Do you have any advice?

Just work harder on correcting your mistakes and there’s no reason to worry

[emthereandeverywhere]

When i was 12 i convinced myself alden was bald and 7 years later i cant get rid of this thought

[keefe-sencen-offical]

@alden-vacker-offical

[grady-ruewen-offical]

LMAO WHAT-

[biana-vacker-offical]

as his daughter, i can confirm @alden-vacker-offical

[alden-vacker-offical]

confirm that I am not bald and have hair, that is.

[alden-vacker-offical]

oh my god bro just tossed the baby out the window.

There’s no reason to worry. The baby will be fine

[alden-vacker-offical]

I just ate a candle. Would I be worried?

Now why would you do that?

No reason to be worried but.. I’d seek help

[alden-vacker-offical]

im worried about my exams :(

there’s no reason to worry, you’ll do great.

[alden-vacker-offical]

Ado you want me to LIST the reasons to worry 😭

- @ro-offical

There are none. No reasons to worry. Just keep on doing what you do, and everything will be fine

[alden-vacker-offical]

dad...

did you ever consider the fact that there might be a reason to worry??

-@biana-vacker-offical

What is there to worry about, Biana? Because there is nothing :)

[alden-vacker-offical]

BUD

BUD YOU NEED THERAPY?

CUZ THERE ARE HUGE REASONS TO WORRY

@grady-ruewen-offical

Grady my friend. It’s alright. Just don’t worry.

[alden-vacker-offical]

THERES NO REASON TO WORRY MY ASS BUDDY -@keefe-sencen-offical

Keefe calm down.

there’s no reason to worry

[keefe-sencen-offical]

YES THERE IS

[alden-vacker-offical]

No, there isn’t. There’s never a reason to worry