take me back to the start

hi, i'm alec vargas twenty two years old. college drop out & part time waiter.

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[seth--bryant]

It figures I would bring the rage of the entire Italian mafia down on me cause I wanted to get off. Well sine I am basically number on on a hit list I guess we better make the most of it and just never stop having sex.I’m talking all day, all night. I’ll jut hide you in my jeans so you can be down there while I work and everything.This is solely for my benefit since when I’m killed I’m sure you’re gonna take my job and start blowing TJ Hawthorne or something. You unfaithful little shit.

[alec-vargas-blog]

If there was ever anyone in the world who would invoke the rage of the entire Italian mafia, it would be you. But eh, sure. I guess I could do that. I mean the whole having sex with you all the time thing. Who said I even wanted to blow TJ Hawthorne? He’s not even my type. 

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[seth--bryant]

You kinky little bastard.No wonder why I love you. But you’re still not getting my job. Even if I didn’t want it, I wouldn’t put you in a place to get a drug addiction so your crazy cousin can find and kill me.  Pretty sure her and my boss are part of the Mafia and frankly, she scares the shit out of me.

[alec-vargas-blog]

My cousin is going to find you and kill you regardless of what you get me in to. Having sex with me basically puts a target on your head. 

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[seth--bryant]

You would, you so would, and I mean if you gotta suck someone’s dick for something it’s gonna be mine. You may not get drugs but I pay half the rent and bills so damn it that better be good enough. And fuck you very much, but if you stroll in with your pretty boy face and you’re pervy flirting and get a promotion after my year of hard work I will lock your ass in a cage for the rest of your life. I might do that anyway.

[alec-vargas-blog]

I suck your dick daily. At this point it’s not like you gotta ask, I’m probably already on my knees before you get the words out. You know, pervy flirting can get you anywhere. Just say you’re good at sucking cock to anyone and you’ll probably get extremely far in your job. Kinky. I like it. 

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[seth--bryant]

Well I would but you’re young and impressionable and will probably end up addicted to coke, so no, and being a waiter is basically what I do  but instead of getting food from the kitchen I have to go to another part of town to get what my costumer wants to eat.But I mean we can trade if you want? I am down for the trade, but when you get promoted I want my job back.

[alec-vargas-blog]

Usually I would be offended by that statement like that but when I really think about it, I’m probably going to end addicted to some kind of narcotic if I tag along. Hell no. You’re staying as a waiter. There’s no way I’m giving this job back if I get promoted.

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

When you have to listen to someone complain that their coke dealer and their pot dealer don’t get along so they’re getting no drugs you kinda just wanna shoot yourself in the face.

[alec-vargas-blog]

Remind me to tag along with you to your job one day. It sounds so much more exciting than being a waiter.

[alec-vargas-blog]

#Man I miss that hair #You should grow it back

[seth--bryant]

Hey the key word here is like a sixteen year old. Every guy has a school girl fantasy.Put your ass in a little skirt and some knee socks…get you some pigtails… I think we have our Saturday night all planned out, don’t you?

[alec-vargas-blog]

You know, my ass would look great in a skirt. But I refuse to give in to your sick twisted teenager sex fantasies.

[alec-vargas-blog]

#Man I miss that hair #You should grow it back

[seth--bryant]

Hey I might be into that, you never know. Besides it’s nice to have something I can pull.

[alec-vargas-blog]

You're into fucking guys who look like they're sixteen? Great, my boyfriend is a pervert and why am I not surprised at all that you said that?

[alec-vargas-blog]

#Man I miss that hair #You should grow it back

Shaggy hair makes me look I'm still in my teens, I can assure you that isn't the look you want for me.

[scottsjuice-deactivated20161004]

[daelectrify]

[alec-vargas-blog]

insp.

[seth--bryant]

Words cannot express how much I hate you right now.

[alec-vargas-blog]

For some odd reason I never believe you when you say that.

[seth--bryant]

Well though I want to argue with you just to prove a point,I can’t honestly say that this conversation wont end with me sticking my dick in your mouth, so I shouldlearn to quick I’m behind and offer you dinner first at least. You know… dinner not being my junk in your mouth…

[alec-vargas-blog]

But I was so looking forward to having your junk in my mouth though. My whole night is officially ruined.

[seth--bryant]

Well then… When this conversation began I expected to get the better of this exchange, but alI got was a semi hard on and the feeling of defeat. God love is grand.

[alec-vargas-blog]

Looks like my work here is done then.

[seth--bryant]

Oh hell naw you did not just dis this fine piece of ass I got swinging in the back here. We’re about to fight. You’re on thcouch. We’re done.

[alec-vargas-blog]

Okay. Quick question. By couch, do you mean I'm sleeping on it, or am I going to be bent over it? Just looking for some clarity here.

[seth--bryant]

Fuck Monday, fuck Tuesday, fuck every single day of the week. Is it too late for me to become a stripper?

[alec-vargas-blog]

You don't have enough junk in the trunk to be a stripper.

[straywhitt]

[seth--bryant]

I'm so fucking hungover

[seth--bryant]

That… There’s  chance that that may or may not be true…

[alec-vargas-blog]

There's no chance, it is true. Tonight will end up like most nights, with me being bent over some type of furniture and you fucking me. Hell, it could happen right now if you just admit I'm right.