A QUICK LOOK AT SIMON'S BUTT 👀 SHADOWHUNTERS (1.05)

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A QUICK LOOK AT SIMON'S BUTT 👀 SHADOWHUNTERS (1.05)
Truth or Dare
Fandom(s): The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
Relationship(s): Simon Lewis/Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Alec Lightwood, Simon Lewis/Jace Wayland, Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland
Archive Warning(s): No Archive Warnings Apply
Series: Nico's Multiamory March 2023
Summary: Jace, Alec, and Simon have a sleepover together, despite the fact that they all live in the same Institute.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
@polyamships
Shadowhunters: The fandom where you can ship anyone with anyone and we're all fine with it. Except Magnus and Alec. You ship them with anyone except one another, and you die.
Making The List
(Advent Prompt: Naughty/Nice List | Silec | Teen ) (Read on AO3)
“Someone’s on the Naughty List this year,” Simon says, crossing his arms. “And not in the sexy way.”
Alec rolls his eyes as he looks up from the paperwork on his desk he’s filling out from today’s patrols. “Neither of us celebrate Christmas, Simon,” he points out.
“We also don’t celebrate dinner time, apparently,” Simon counters.
Alec glances at the clock and curses. “Shit. Sorry, Si. I meant to text you but I lost track of time.”
“That’s not why I’m upset. You’re the only one of us who actually needs to eat, and you’re overworking yourself again,” Simon says, closing the door to Alec’s office before crossing the room to pull Alec’s chair back, away from his desk.
It’s Simon’s tried-and-true work distraction technique, moving with practiced ease (and trying not to think of the first few failed attempts at this particular maneuver) to nudge both of Alec’s thighs together into the middle of the comfortably large chair, facing his boyfriend as he places his knees on either side of Alec’s legs and sits himself down onto Alec’s lap.
Alec’s arms instinctively wrap around Simon’s back as Simon says, unnecessarily at this point, “I think you need a break.”
Simon expects Alec to indulge him in a few leisurely kisses before shooing Simon away to finish whatever work is keeping him late, because that’s what Alec always does.
Except not always, apparently. Alec must be way more stressed than Simon thinks because Alec immediately leans into the kiss, arching up against Simon, pulling him closer. When Simon’s lips move from Alec’s - tugging away with a gentle nip of his bottom lip - down his neck, Alec only tilts his head to the side to give Simon easier access to kiss along his deflect rune.
Well then.
“We should really stop...” Simon points out reluctantly, remembering the whole point of this visit is to make sure his boyfriend doesn’t starve himself. “Dinner...”
“What if I want to work up an appetite first?” Alec asks, with an enticing roll of his hips that leaves Simon sucking in an instinctive breath, despite the fact that he doesn’t need to breathe at all.
“Looks like someone’s trying to move right past the Nice List to the other Naughty List,” Simon mutters against the side of Alec’s neck.
“Not if we’re both fully clothed in this chair,” Alec points out. “I’d move us, but I’ve been advised I’m already overworked. Wouldn’t want to put any more unnecessary strain on myself,” Alec adds, and Simon has to wonder when he got so goddamn sassy.
Then Simon realizes that’s probably a tiny bit his fault for always caving when Alec gets like this, knowing full well he’s only encouraging the sass.
Simon’s off the chair a moment later, using his vampire strength to lift Alec easily despite their height difference. Moving swiftly with Alec’s legs wrapped around him Simon swiftly deposits his boyfriend onto the very convenient sofa across the room.
Stepping back with a quiet, considering hum, Simon surveys his boyfriend with a very thorough up-and-down glance.
“Yes, definitely overworked. Let’s see what we can do about releasing that tension...”
The night-sky turned a cold, icy blue colour as the brim of a winter morning came. Simon looked at the water under the Brooklyn bridge. Sometimes, he wondered how people could forget how beautiful this city was. Maybe it was part of the way mundanes lived. Maybe not. He tried to blink away the thought, but it did not leave his mind. Of course. He was not a mundane any more, but he couldn’t bear the idea of belittling them. It was more a Shadowhunter thing.
‘Think you can jump from up high and land safely at the bottom, walk under the water to the shore and pull a Robert Pattinson?’
‘I really shouldn’t have told you about Twilight.’
Alec softly shook his head.
‘The movie was awful, but Raphael’s reaction was priceless.’
‘And yet, he’d seen it more times than Clary and I combined.’
‘’Must suck.’
Simon turned around to look at him, a questioning look in his eyes.
‘Having people write books, make movies about your kind, and totally messing it up.’
‘I don’t think he minds. I mean, by now it’s probably a guilty pleasure or something.’
‘Are we really having a conversation about Raphael’s guilty pleasures right now?’
Simon burst into laughter. Alec smiled.
‘I can’t believe it. This is so...’
‘Inappropriate.’ said a new voice. ‘And untrue.’
Alec didn’t seem fazed but Simon jumped into his own skin.
‘Why did you do that?’
Raphael glared at him for five whole seconds.
Simon blinked, used to it.
‘The sun will soon be out. It is time for us to return to the Hotel, Simon.’
‘Yes, Mom...’ Simon sighed dramatically. ‘See Alec, this is why we can’t have good things. Parents always going out of their way to get us back on track and feeling miserable. Well, I guess I’ll see you around at night, mister Shadowhunter.’
‘The way you said that, people will start thinking I’m as nocturnal as the both of you.’
‘In a way, you are. Now, Simon, say goodbye to your friend and let’s go.’
Incorrect core four quotes
Alec:*at a clouthing store* Alabama I like that top what do you think
Alabama: For the third time Alec you’re pointing at your wife
1x02 | 3x07
requested by Anonymous
Yo ADHD Simon and Autistic Alec as friends! They bond over over stimulation, executive dysfunctions, and the general daily struggle of why neurotypicals are so dismissive and rude to them. I just I love this hc, and I will probably write more about it but just know that I will be obsessed with this from now until who knows.