Believe The Hype

Hey, my name's Seth. I'm 21 and I like to drink and mingle with celebrities. Spent the first two decades of my life fucking around and now I pay for it by being Hollywood's errand boy while I secretly plot to kill my boss and take his place. I'm living the dream baby.

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[alec-vargas-blog]

My cousin is going to find you and kill you regardless of what you get me in to. Having sex with me basically puts a target on your head. 

[seth--bryant]

It figures I would bring the rage of the entire Italian mafia down on me cause I wanted to get off. Well sine I am basically number on on a hit list I guess we better make the most of it and just never stop having sex.I’m talking all day, all night. I’ll jut hide you in my jeans so you can be down there while I work and everything.This is solely for my benefit since when I’m killed I’m sure you’re gonna take my job and start blowing TJ Hawthorne or something. You unfaithful little shit.

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[alec-vargas-blog]

I suck your dick daily. At this point it’s not like you gotta ask, I’m probably already on my knees before you get the words out. You know, pervy flirting can get you anywhere. Just say you’re good at sucking cock to anyone and you’ll probably get extremely far in your job. Kinky. I like it. 

[seth--bryant]

You kinky little bastard.No wonder why I love you. But you’re still not getting my job. Even if I didn’t want it, I wouldn’t put you in a place to get a drug addiction so your crazy cousin can find and kill me.  Pretty sure her and my boss are part of the Mafia and frankly, she scares the shit out of me.

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[alec-vargas-blog]

Usually I would be offended by that statement like that but when I really think about it, I’m probably going to end addicted to some kind of narcotic if I tag along. Hell no. You’re staying as a waiter. There’s no way I’m giving this job back if I get promoted.

[seth--bryant]

You would, you so would, and I mean if you gotta suck someone’s dick for something it’s gonna be mine. You may not get drugs but I pay half the rent and bills so damn it that better be good enough. And fuck you very much, but if you stroll in with your pretty boy face and you’re pervy flirting and get a promotion after my year of hard work I will lock your ass in a cage for the rest of your life. I might do that anyway.

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

[alec-vargas-blog]

Remind me to tag along with you to your job one day. It sounds so much more exciting than being a waiter.

[seth--bryant]

Well I would but you’re young and impressionable and will probably end up addicted to coke, so no, and being a waiter is basically what I do  but instead of getting food from the kitchen I have to go to another part of town to get what my costumer wants to eat.But I mean we can trade if you want? I am down for the trade, but when you get promoted I want my job back.

[seth--bryant]

Some days I hate my job.

When you have to listen to someone complain that their coke dealer and their pot dealer don’t get along so they’re getting no drugs you kinda just wanna shoot yourself in the face.

[alec-vargas-blog]

#Man I miss that hair #You should grow it back

[alec-vargas-blog]

You know, my ass would look great in a skirt. But I refuse to give in to your sick twisted teenager sex fantasies.

[seth--bryant]

Well you give into every other fantasy so I mean...But it's okay,i wont make you wear a skirt and pigtails.Assless chaps though... Not there's an idea...

[alex-bryant-deactivated20150423]

#Baby bro! #I see you got that rat off your face...

[alex-bryant-deactivated20150423]

…so, anyways. New topic. How’s life? How’s Alec? How’s the weather? 

[seth--bryant]

Why are we never allowed to have girl talk?I just want you to love me. I just want to be part of your life.

[seth--bryant]

I love my niece so much but I'm starting to think I gave birth to her the way I watch her these days...

[alex-bryant-deactivated20150423]

#Baby bro! #I see you got that rat off your face...

[alex-bryant-deactivated20150423]

Is this what you call concern? I call it stupidity.

[seth--bryant]

You know I'm not sure I like this new boyfriend of yours.In addition to failing at helping you dress better he is making your super sassy and no one has time for that ,brother. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself girlfriend.

[alec-vargas-blog]

#Man I miss that hair #You should grow it back

[alec-vargas-blog]

You’re into fucking guys who look like they’re sixteen? Great, my boyfriend is a pervert and why am I not surprised at all that you said that?

[seth--bryant]

Hey the key word here is like a sixteen year old. Every guy has a school girl fantasy.Put your ass in a little skirt and some knee socks...get you some pigtails... I think we have our Saturday night all planned out, don't you?

[alex-bryant-deactivated20150423]

#Baby bro! #I see you got that rat off your face...

[alex-bryant-deactivated20150423]

..I..I don’t even have a response to that, you’re an idiot.

[seth--bryant]

I AM BEING CONCERNED FOR YOUR HEALTH! Ingrate. 

[alec-vargas-blog]

#Man I miss that hair #You should grow it back

Shaggy hair makes me look I’m still in my teens, I can assure you that isn’t the look you want for me.

[seth--bryant]

Hey I might be into that, you never know. Besides it's nice to have something I can pull.

[alex-bryant-deactivated20150423]

#Baby bro! #I see you got that rat off your face...

Was everyone against me having facial hair or something?

[seth--bryant]

You mean why are we all so against you gluing roadkill to your face? Because you can get rabies,man,get it together.

[stilesstilinskidaily]

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[stydiaislove]

[seth--bryant]

LUX

[luxyweston]

That’s the life to lead my friend, If responsibilities didn’t come knocking at my door when I was twenty two I would still be on spring break and finding out how I could get paid for it. You’re already young, talented and tactful. In five years I don’t think the ladies will be able to handle you, they barely know how to now. If only. Next thing you know i’ll be drinking with my kids. Well now that’s disturbing, there was never anything right about a action figure being able to twist it’s leg all the way around.  It’s okay I might fuck you up even worse, but I do have boobs to comfort you with. That’s pure nipple abuse!

[seth--bryant]

Porn. That's just, I mean that's the answer: you get paid for it with porn. Girls Gone Wild: MILF Edition. But hell, if in five years I'm not in jail, homeless, or I haven't knocked anybody up I'll consider that a victory. And hey, it's impossible to fuck up your kids if you drink with them. That's just the best kind of bonding right there. I mean I personally don't want my mom at the strip club with me because she might try cleaning everything and dressing the girls or pulling the men by the ear, but you can totally make it for for you, Lux. But I know, he's a keeper, aint he? Gotta love those closet freaks.