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[trillow-deactivated20131226]

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

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[alecwalker-blog]

In 3rd Grade

Friend: (whispers) “If your stupid say what”

Me:”What?”

Friend: OH MAN.

OH.

OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST.

I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME.

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD, EVER.

JESUS, JESUS HELP ME.

[deleteyourinternet]

Oh god. 

[notfruitanymore-deactivated2019]

I’ve seen enough hentai…

[alecwalker-blog]

I KNEW YOU WATCHED HENTAI

[notfruitanymore-deactivated2019]

[alecwalker-blog]

i-am-the-potter-who-lock:

I can not even……

It won't let me add anymore pictures:( whatever I tried this and they said "Hey there sexy wanna have fun? F 25...asl?

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[alecwalker-blog]

Life hack: Can’t do homework if you don’t have a home, burn it down you lil shit

[alecwalker-blog]

My new wallpaper

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[alecwalker-blog]

Why is 11 not pronounced onety one?

[alecwalker-blog]

Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house, Everyone felt shitty, Even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse, Dad smoking grass; I’d just settle down For a nice piece of ass

Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my chair To see what was the matter

When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick, I knew in a minute It must be St. Nick

He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell. I knew in a moment, The fucker had fell

He stuffed all our stockings, With pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney, With a thunderous fart That son of a bitch, Blew my chimney apart

He swore and he cursed As he rode away, Piss on you all And have a hell of a day.

[internetkiss]

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

[jacquelinebouvier]

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

[2frunk2duck-blog]

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

[winoaunt-deactivated20160728]

I don’t get it either isn’t that a honeydew melon?

[notfruitanymore-deactivated2019]

I don’t know what this is supposed to mean.

[alecwalker-blog]

Its a cantaloupe guys, a cantaloupe

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[dreamofhircine]

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

[sofapizza]

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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