Delete your internet

I come across so much weird crap on internet on a daily basis that it amazes me. I just want to gather it on one place where I can rant about it. Get it out of my system. Those people are out there. Walking among us.

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Go into deviantart. See this. Fml. 

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Hey look! Another drawing that makes me ill just by looking at it! I know, pregnant stuff must be a thing on deviant art but I keep finding it but this is not some creepy pregnant "whatever the hell we've been looking at previously" image. No sir! This one is actually DIGESTING her LOVER and is happy and sad at the same time! The thought makes me sick, the image makes me sick, god damn people make me sick. 

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While I understand that this may be a fetish and some people find it totally normal, I will still have to wash my eyes with battery acid and never ever even consider sleeping again. Let us recap: This is an old dude with a gag mask thing, a pink wig, a pigs nose, tons of weird make up and jewelry that is wearing God knows what. Forget having a fetish for this, how do you even COME up with it?! I guess it belongs on DeviantArt after all because that's where I found it!

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You know what, I don't even care anymore. Just go ahead and make this crazy crap and see if I write a long-ass rant about it. I won't! I've made peace with what ever the fuck this is. I'm totally ok with it now. Just kidding, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT THEEEE FFFFCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ISSS GOINNNGG ONNNN :|   (also being gay is ok and all but the guy is totally half rain deer which is where I put my foot down)

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Why the hell does this have to exist?? WHYYYYY!?? It was actually a challenge having to look at it enough to save the image and then upload it and I am in pain right now as I am writing this cuz the badly drawn overused mange style character with her FRIGGIN LIMBS CUT OFF (seriously what is wrong with you) has green SLIME coming out of her wounds! Seriously, delete your internet forever. If this is some reference to something I don't get because I'm just not messed up enough, I don't care. 

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Oh god. 

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What the literal fuck is going on?

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watttttttttttttttt

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I am not even attempting to understand whats going on here. 

http://marioman94.deviantart.com/art/Wario-and-Pauline-s-Date-421764364

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So deep, I need 8 shovels to get out.

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Dude with a balloon and a dinosaur mask. You don't need anything else folks! 

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So dark and edgy.

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I lold. 

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I have successfully found the end of the internet. My eyes will never be the same again. I feel like I'm already an 8% worse person after seeing this. And oh, don't forget to read the creepy comments. 

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Seriously, what the hell.... What should I draw today? Oh I know! More big tittied, preggers/fat fox people. You need to be born next to a spectacularly large nuclear reactor to be into this shit.  

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This is so thought trough. We totally need a reference sheet for that. Now I can finally make pregnant busty fox fan art!

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This is literally the worst thing I have ever found on the internet. No one has ever made me feel THIS uneasy without using genitals or gore.  Read it like a comic, be scarred for life. Oh yeah, here is the super creepy description too. "A husband going to extreme lengths to show his love for his wife, even laying down his life for her at her request.

Please note that this folder contains taboo themes and that those sensitive to them should therefore move away from this folder as soon as possible 

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brb. throw up.

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The weird deviant art gallery find of the day. I . DONT . EVEN. 

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And he has so much of this! Just look at his gallery folders.