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Peter Solarz

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@aleexmurphy
me: i want to feel something
emotions: okay here you go
me: Put It Back
The move by Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah's government means gay men could face "medieval" stoning.
Brunei has implimented a death penalty (by stoning) for gay men (Lesbians are to recieve ‘40 lashes’ by cane and 10 years in jail), please spread the word so that people are aware it’s happening!
I don’t know if this has any effect, but please don’t give your money to these hotels that are owned by the Sultan of Brunei.
Talent: overthinking
the thing about everything is that it all gets easier with practice, so be careful what you practice
being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win
you’re too smart to be following me
The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.
it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.
Thanks, I hate it!
a list of things to be:
kindhearted, angelic, soft, courageous, flower-scented, blushy, smart, self-confident, overly loving
people i make myself look good for:
myself
gay women
my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
drunk girls in bathrooms
freddie mercury who’s watching over us
Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him
if you knew me between the years 2012-2016, let me reintroduce myself