𐕣 Sal 𐕣

𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ 𖤐 𖤐 I ship 2doc, if you have a problem with that, then block me 𖤐

[alemonyoyo]

(Cancelled Until Further Notice) No Country For Young Humans (North Star x Reader) MASTERLIST:

AO3 Link

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 8.5

Chapter 9

Hi! This is just a masterlist to put in my bio while the fic is coming out to make it easier for those who need to access the different parts! I reblog a lot of random stuff and that can bury the previous chapters. Please respond to this post if you'd like to be tagged when the new chapter comes out!

Thanks! <3 <3

[homkamiro]

Praise

[tyzfol]

[mojavedesertfan]

[wispinwish]

if i had a nickel for a ship that included a cowboy with questionable morals and a person obsessed with beauty, id have like. a quantity higher than two. this is good for the ecosystem

[p00lmaintenance]

Yeller Flowr

STOP CRIMINELL!!

[mihych]

Petal Dance

[p1nkc4lyps0]

we got a full house.

[frejs-froggy-artblog]

More flowers

[pumee001]

Big dawg

[starridge]

just gonna find a good place to bury myself alive

[armaangstla]

anyway this is much more normal than that

[brekkbrekkel]

[watermelontoaster]

I don’t think a lot of people know how disturbing Gorillaz is, TAKE NOTES ALL OF THESE ARE APPARENT, IM NOT SURE IF THESE ARE TRUE!!!

Murdoc is a zoophile, and a necrophila

Murdoc gets turned on when Noodle chokes him

Murdoc sold 2D’s kidney on eBay, and he also tried to sell 2D heart (I think)

Russel once tried to peel off 2D’s face

Murdoc didn’t care when 2D got SA’d

Murdoc got asked how low his age consent of women is, he said 16 with heels (?)

Russel tried to commit sucide (I think I mispelled that) by jumping in the ocean

Murdoc once shoved a girl in a box, and forgot about her for several years

Murdoc was starred in Snoop dogs porno film

Murdoc tried to kill 2D

I’m sure there’s more but uhh

[alemonyoyo]

I know where you got at least a couple of this from, and I definitely want to clarify the second one.

Prior to Phase 4, Noodle would reprimand Murdoc by choking him.

During Phase 4, Murdoc joins S&M communities, so he is often being physically hurt for sexual pleasure. Thus, when Noodle goes to choke him to reprimand him, he associates that pain with his kinky sex time and pops a stiffy.

The framing of the original comment which I believe is from a recent reddit post makes it seem like Murdoc is sexually attracted to Noodle which is weird and gross ofc, but its moreso that he is attracted to being choked.

Can't say much about the rest of them, but that the phrasing of them with a grain of salt

[theemurdocfaustniccals]

How big's that dick boy?

Oh, you lot do make me bloody laugh, y'know that? Look at you, a bunch of absolute perverts, the lot of you! I expect nothing less.

Let’s just say, he's got his own security detail and insurance policy, a bespoke rider consisting of real Egyptian silk cushions and he's currently banned in at least twelve countries for inciting absolute public hysteria and civil unrest. Real weapon of mass destruction, mate. A proper beast.

[alemonyoyo]

And his own post code

[taiyomoyo]

squad goals, as the kids say

(inspiration + other versions under the cut!)

[rajzo-lo]

Waiting for the airport to open