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Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[revenantghost]

[lierdumoa]

Same way we got from "never tell anyone on the internet your real name or where you live" to "let us sell all of your personal data to advertisers for cash money."

[sanitymakesposts]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[alexaloraetheris]

Is this the faschism in a gay hat I've been hearing about?

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

[queercoded-disney-villain]

The three genders.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[corillion]

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[alexaloraetheris]

The steps of my usual creative process

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[luntfontanne]

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

[luntfontanne]

like……… look at this face

UNREAL

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mercurialmilk]

A sweet interaction on the knitting Reddit

[rosslynpaladin]

you... made accessibility gear for a cat. I LOVE this. 10/10. Improving the life of a family member via your skill!

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@littlegreenhouseplant

[echeveriia]

i’m starting a collection

[echeveriia]

the collection grows!!!!!

[echeveriia]

[questcult]

Don’t forget this one.

[urgentkettle]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.

See I know what I’m talking about.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

[anonymousedward]

Greek philosophers be like

[homunculus-argument]

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

[penisgeorge]

you wear a collar

[homunculus-argument]

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

[alexaloraetheris]

"I may choose to kneel recreationally but your name is not on my collar" sounds like a line from a movie about a stubbornly loyal Tibettan Mastiff telling the new owner to go kiss his ass.

[sandmandaddy69]