A Lesbian Princess

"The sun is a man. A cowardly man. And I scare him away at the end of every day by screaming at him like this: AAAAAAAUUUGHGGGHGH!" - Firebringer, by Team Starkid

[amelia-friend]

Happy New Year!!!

[hopeful-darlings]

just girlfriends doing their thing

[thebootydiaries]

Sorry chap I wish I could have an opinion on things but my brain is full trying to memorize all of the ABCs (there are 26 of them) not showing off just stating the facts

[keanureevesdaily]

#the fact that he’s now 54 and still looks like he’s in his 30′s

[neutralfleur]

u are hella petty

and conceited i thought this said pretty

[gl3nblu3z-deactivated20210301]

Why I love Eating Pussy..

I love that gasp from the first lick, being in control, wrapping my arms around those legs and keeping that body held down from squirming away from the pleasure, watching the body lose control when my lips wrap around the clit and I start sucking and licking it. And that climax is so satisfying to watch.

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[bramblepatch]

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

[justshannanigans]

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

[gaayboobs]

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

[safitheartist]

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[pensierovfisso]

[niggazinmoscow]

This Pitbull gave birth and she put all of her puppies in her owners lap 

Bye I’m crying 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

[abortiondelight]

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

[pensierovfisso]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

[cheesethesecond]

[indecisivemessatyourservice]

India finally legalises homosexuality and I want to be out in the streets screaming for all the people out there whose love had its own legal struggle. ❤️ i have never felt so happy for anyone else before.

Oh Love, you beautiful, Invincible force. ❤️

(Artwork: not mine)

[just-a-few-more-lbs]

stomach: feed me

me: *chugs 0 calorie drink*

stomach: thank god

stomach: wait