my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like âim gonna ruin this pussyâ âim gonna wreck this pussy for anyone elseâ like stop.. thats not yoursâŚ!
âImma destroy that pussyâ my friend đ
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like âim gonna ruin this pussyâ âim gonna wreck this pussy for anyone elseâ like stop.. thats not yoursâŚ!
âImma destroy that pussyâ my friend đ
the age old question
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Happy Pride! We're now taking artist applications for our Queer BG3 Tiefling Zine, Chromatic Legacy!
All proceeds at the end of this project will go to a (soon to be) determined queer/trans charity!
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some of these blorbos don't have tragic enough backstories to justify all that I won't lie
Based on the design made by @googoogaga733!
being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations
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tomorrow i have to give my daughterâs pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery
(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like sheâs really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK đđđđ so i was like âok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say âpikaâ. if you want to use she/her say âchuâ. and if you want smth else say âpikachuââ. and my daughter had her say âchuâ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesnât HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people wonât assume sheâs a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)
her results look great, congrats pikachu! đâĄď¸đłď¸ââ§ď¸
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everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20
Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.
ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the âdonât buy coffee anymoreâ thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the âno more avacado toast!â thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation
Started relistening to Bahumia⌠my muse Moonshine
these are getting weird
Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
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