Long way from home

Chris || He/She || Main Acc: amagicalpieceofshit ||Mostly Books || Currently obsessing over Harry Potter

[alex-ferrero]

Will: Well Im not the one knocking on death's door!

Nico: I dont knock on his door! I break it down

[alex-ferrero]

Alex to Sam: You know I really like those movies where two characters just bump into each other and feel an immediate connection-

Magnus: *accidentally bumps into Alex and makes him drop his garrote*

Magnus and Alex: *goes to pick it up and touches hands*

Magnus: Im sorry bout that

Alex: Yeah, next time can you watch where the fuxk you're going?"

Alex to Sam: As I was saying Im such a hopeless romantic

[alex-ferrero]

Magnus: You know the more Y's somebody has in their "heyy" the more interested they are in you

Magnus: With that said, Heyyyy

Alex: He

[solacemewill]

percy: ten years go, i married my best friend percy: annabeth is still pretty mad about it but jason and i were drunk and we thought it was funny

[irosl6]

Reblog this with the last song you listened and replace the last word with “Jim”

-nothing without Jim-

[spydertrans-deactivated20210911]

Next to Jim

[aridan-avison-deactivated201805]

Everything She Jims

[youtubershavinglotsofsex-blog]

Dark Jim @xxxamerican-psychoxxx

[wastelandcatartist]

Don’t You Ever Forget About Jim

[anothermarkiplierfan]

How do you jim?

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Jim

[maybe-aliens-deactivated2023012]

Dancing Jim

[plutoandpolaris]

Take me Jim

[galacticmercy-deactivated202005]

Written in the Jims

[space-croww-blog]

Killer Jim

[tycr0by-deactivated20200429]

Billie Jim

[adorkwithhats]

Never gonna give you Jim

[royal-king-q]

Hope of Jim

[cloudyssskies]

The other side of Jim

[danitheforgetful]

The Secret of the Jim…

[chicasteak]

We don’t talk any jim

[jim-and-jims-protection-blog]

best of both jims

[mag-mae-moo]

Sweet Jim

[thegremlinprince]

London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Jims

[cats-with-blogs]

End it with a Jim

[drai0cht-deactivated20190217]

wonder jim

[thatsanswitch]

Death by Jim

[ghostieboii]

Say That We’re Sweethearts Jim

[gaudfish-naudsm]

Does anybody have a Jim

[ghostswithoutjournals]

Before you start your Jim

[lusaph]

Carol of the Jim

[smooththegoofyshark]

Hungry like the Jim

[macaroni-0verlord]

Carrying The Jim

[nyamafriend]

Crazy=Jim

I was feeling nostalgic

[randomfandoms153]

The Song of the Jim

[fiji-water]

Our own Jim

[f-aggotry]

Death of a Jim

[dumb-frickk-deactivated20200120]

Jim Cheetah

[nicodibaengelo]

When The Party’s Jim

[alex-ferrero]

You are the Jim

[alex-ferrero]

Percy: Goes to the underworld to save his mom

Zane: Goes to the underwold to save his dog

[alex-ferrero]

Guys lets start a new fandom

[scorpittariusslytherdor-deactiv]

Percy: What was the dumbest thing you ever believed in as a child?

Nico: That I was straight

Will: *snorts*

[alex-ferrero]

Percy: *is having a nightmare*

Jason: Percy! Wake up! are you ok?

Percy: Yeah, I'm fine I just had a nightmare

Jason: about?

Percy: *thinks back to the nightmare where Nico kept saying "You're not my type" over and over again*

Percy: It's about a panda

Jason: A....panda?

Percy: a panda

[alex-ferrero]

Alex to Mallory and Halfborn: STOP FIGHTING!!!

*Sam passes by*

Alex: Ok continue

[alex-ferrero]

Will: *sees Nico running around holding something*

Will: What cha got there Neeks?

Nico: *proudly shouts* A Knife!

Will: No!

[alex-ferrero]

Magnus Chase as the things/words that my friend and I have said/done

Magnus: We're not retreating.... we're just stratigically leaving

Alex: Ok fine, we won't fight, we'll just aggressively exchange words

Hearth: *frantic hand gestures*

Blitz: This shit doesn't go with that shit

Sam: I'm legally, nearly adult-ish

Mallory: I won't hurt you, I'm just going to place my fist on your face, HARD

T.J.: *accepts the task* *later on* shitshitshitshitshitshitshiiiiii-

Halfborn: *incoherent screaming*

Jack: *takes a deep breath* yOUUUUUU'REEEE HEEEEERREEEEE THERE'S NOOOOOOTHING I FEAR-

[alex-ferrero]

If Mr. D meets Alex and Magnus

Mr.D: Ah Magnet Charred and Alejandro Ferrari

Magnus: Actually sir it's Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro-

Mr.D: Whatever Magnum Cheese and Adrian Ferrero

Sam: pfft- Ferrero

[alex-ferrero]

Apollo: *Curls his eye lashes*

Apollo: Guess what's different about me?

Calypso: You got fatter?

Apollo: *Irritated smile* No

Leo: You got older?

Apollo: *irritated grin* haha no

Meg: You got more acne?

Apollo: *grinning intensifies* sTILL NO

[mattmurdockisfuckingblind]

THIS JUST COME TO MY MIND I’M SORRY I SWEAR

Percy: He-Hello, mister Thor. My name is P-Percy Jackson.

Thor: WELL, HELLO! SON OF JACK!

Percy: What?

Jack, the sword: HE IS NOT MY SON WHT

[alex-ferrero]

How I wish the campfire song went in Trials of Apollo

Meg: Why is everyone scraping part of their plate to the fire? Is the food here really that bad?

Nico: Offering to the gods. It's not enough that their omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated, To the Gods!

Apollo: *feeling severely ATTACKED*

All: To the Gods!

Nico: Oh things couldn't be worse. When your parents run the universe

Apollo: *sweats nervously*

[alex-ferrero]

Will: HAPPY NEW YEAR NICO!!!!

Will: So? What's your new years resolution?

Nico: I'm gonna be an even better version of myself

Will: So you'll go outside more? you'll interact more? you'll-

Nico: No! I'm gonna wear darker clothes, shut myself in more and be more gay

Will: ....