EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN

[olsonoui-blog]

Oh. Okay.

[alexa--monroe]

Do you...you know...

[benhawleyhq-blog]

Me too - I’m seriously craving some mozzarella sticks.

[alexa--monroe]

Mozzarella anything normally floats my boat.

[olsonoui-blog]

Munchies? What is that?

[alexa--monroe]

Google it, sweetheart.

[alexa--monroe]

Okay. Serious case of the munchies.

[dylanshq-deactivated20240323]

No. But if you’re not in any of my classes I don’t have to worry about reading your work.

[alexa--monroe]

I walked straight into that one.

[dylanshq-deactivated20240323]

Are you in any of my classes?

[alexa--monroe]

Why? Do you want me to be?

[dylanshq-deactivated20240323]

No, you’re kids. If you treat your work like this, then you’re a kid.

[alexa--monroe]

You wouldn’t know how I treat my work. You haven’t had the pleasure of reading it. 

[dylanshq-deactivated20240323]

I swear to god there is no way some of these kids are serious. Two months ago I assigned a paper about the idea of Gauquelin statistics, and this morning someone turned in a page long paper about how they’re most prone to forget things because they’re a Pisces.

[dylanshq-deactivated20240323]

[alexa--monroe]

We prefer ‘young adults’. 

[alexa--monroe]

Hi Loves! I’m Rachel.

This, however, is Alexa.

She’s rude, sarcastic and straight forward. There’s a massive chance she’ll try and get in your pants; guys, gals and probably even professors given the chance. Under the surface, she’s loyal and actually quite caring if she happens to get close to someone.

Oh, and also... She’s been taking and selling painkillers for a good two years.

I, on the other hand, am not rude or any of the latter. SO if anyone would like to plot I’m open to pretty much anything.

I don’t bite.

[fuckyeahkseniasolo]