Alex In The Heathland

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Peter and Loki trying to use each other’s powers - Ultimate Spider-Man 3x01

[alexandarcho]

🎄Joy and Snow ❄️

(A Quiet Moment for Siblings Bonding)

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Arthur and Merlin’s Snow Globe Adventure

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May your days be merry and bright, happy holidays everyone!

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Decorating…🎄

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A monster parents tell their children about at night.

...Or I prefer to call him “A sex fiend from the ice realm” 😌

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A Private Slumber Party ⚡️❄️

“How do my nails look, man?”

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Travelling through the realms with bros 🧳

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Quickie of the besties.

⚡️BROS FOREVERRrr❄️

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Jotunn Thor could be a little clingy and possessive sometimes 😋

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WIP: Jotunn King Thor and his precious baby a.k.a Aesir Prince Loki 😚

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Playtime

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Need to have some Dom!Lady Loki on my dash...

[degenerate-perturbation]

Loki selfcest fine in theory but in practice they made girl Loki blonde and explicitly cisfem and not named Loki so that it would be less weird . Coward move. There should have been two tom hiddlestons kissing each other

[xxninjacatboyxx]

oh my god

[latent-thoughts]

I have to reblog this again because YES!

[frostsorcery]

I have to say if you think sylvie/Loki is a compelling relationship that serves as good representation then u boring🤷‍♀️ I am bisexual with good taste so I can say what I want

[trickster-grrrrl-deactivated202]

#nothing wrong with liking it it’s just that it’s the blandest straight-washed forced relationship I’ve ever seen and I can’t get past that

Yeah speaking as the blandest, whitest person who prefers romantic partners of the opposite gender (Ace-Greyromantic here, holla), they have...... the worst chemistry.

It's like they had Tom kissing a brick wall or something.

[jujianjes]

Don't even use the self-love excuse. They made it pretty clear that Sylvie may be a Loki but she is not Loki. Loki does not see one bit of his self on Sylvie. Loki's love for Sylvie is not his self-love, its his self-loathing. In Loki's eyes, Sylvie is everything he's not, he thinks Sylvie is brave and strong, he thinks of himself as a coward and weak. He hates his self, and the ship just shows it.

If it was slowly established, properly going through stages of doubt and trust, lies and apologies, and build up actual chemistry, maybe, just maybe there's a chance I would've at least accepted the ship, but no, the romantic context was rushed, there's no chemistry, the kiss didn't even sent a spark. It would've made a good enemies to friends to lovers trope but with how it was executed in the show, just NO.

[lilithscontemplations]

So let's recap:

5 minutes of Loki and Sylvie wandering aimlessly in that castle.

35 minutes of The One That Remains (I suppose that's Kang?) talking and chuckling and making dramatic pauses while Loki and Sylvie sit there like bad kids in the principal's office.

The One That Remains saying: I kNoW EvErYtHiNg! followed by AnYtHiNg CaN HaPpEn NoW! five minutes later. (What's with the thunder? What changed? Why didn't he know the future anymore? Yeah, let's just sweep that under the carpet).

3 minutes of unimpressive fighting between the Loki who knows magic because his mother thought him but doesn't seem to use it (except to impress hot chicks with fireworks) and the Loki who claimed to only know 1 magic mind trick but then goes to use some offensive energy blasts...

1 "heartfelt" moment that made me roll my eyes and made no sense

1 one big cliché: We-love-each-other-but-we'll-fight-each-other-because-we-have-trust-issues-and-then-we'll-kiss-each-other-but we'll-still-betray-each-other.

Completely random and unexplained things happening at the TVA... (and even if the Timeline there is different now (why??) how come Mobius doesn't recognise Loki? Didn't he ever chased Loki variants there? Are there no Lokis in that timeline? Loki didn't invade New York? But hey, who needs logic anyway...)

And finally the biggest disappointment:

Where is the scene of original Loki in the Throne room??!! and the moment when he flips and says Glorious?!

I guess it was trailer bait only! I thought he was going to be the big villain (and the only good thing about this episode is that he's not) but I was looking forward to seeing original Loki for a few minutes. It was the one small gift I though we get from this terrible series and I've been waiting for it ever since I saw episode 1 and my fears about how it would look were confirmed.

I guess I must accept that as far as Disney goes original Loki is gone.

I wonder if Loki ever shows up in a MCU movie whether we'd get this Loki or something closer to the original.

[alexandarcho]

This Loki series is a joke, ladies and gentlemen

Tom Hiddleston is great

But still can’t change the fact that this show is a complete joke

[alexandarcho]

Loki being a comedic sidekick in his own show. Could there be anything more ironic?

This Loki is so OOC I don’t even wanna regard him as “Loki”. Can you believe this is the same one defeated by the Avengers in 2012? I understand the character needs to “grow up”, but definitely not in this way.

And the unnecessary romance. THE KISS. Oh my god. What’s the point? Tbh it has nothing to do with self love anymore. It’s just a love story between Loki and an OC. ( I mean look at her, she even denied herself as Loki)

Sorry for the rants. I can’t help it. The last 3 episodes have me so upset that I have to give full vent to it. I’m done with this shit, and have zero expectation of season 2. Goodbye.

(Oh, that the Loki series turns out being a huge filler to set up a future villain and multiple universe could be more ironic

(And oh, in the finale they even stole the line from Thor. “I never wanted the throne, I just wanted...” lmao

[alexandarcho]

This Loki series is a joke, ladies and gentlemen

Tom Hiddleston is great

But still can’t change the fact that this show is a complete joke

[lilithscontemplations]

Finally the true title of this series has been revealed:

Loki: Journey into Mystery Misery.

And may I say mission accomplished, I feel more miserable after every episode.

[alexandarcho]

ITS LOKI TIME!

(In celebration of LOKI’s premiere today, I draw some our sweet little baby. I’m more than ready right now, can’t wait for the show to be aired!!🥳)