slimes all the way down

full of nasty and rancid spells, also juice

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[whatstrangeloops]

I liked this post so much I made a pair of my own!

[whatstrangeloops]

Inspired by the process I made a couple of horseshoe crabs out of beer caps. They're roommates.

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[whatstrangeloops]

I liked this post so much I made a pair of my own!

[degenerate-perturbation]

You fucking liar I made one of those beetles

[iphigeniacomplex]

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

[sitstaystoned]

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

[yvfu]

what's the safest investment?

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

The safest investment is probably in yourself because if you lose that then you probably have bigger things to worry about

[tapmcshoe]

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

[degenerate-perturbation]

Gave birth yesterday AMA

[draconym]

I'm at a Gender Determination Party where we're competing to determine a baby's future gender.

what team would you join

human

homestuck

boy

sulphur

furry

cool S

crabgender

photorealistic horse

Voting ended onApr 4

[degenerate-perturbation]

Guests were invited to gender the party snacks

[degenerate-perturbation]

We have a winner!

[draconym]

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[degenerate-perturbation]

no im going in there tho

[whatstrangeloops]

A lot of people don't know but you can actually read all of Brandon Sanderson's books for free on a website called wikipedia.com

[segamascott]

[aistobascistod]

Monocle : Monosyllabic :: Uncle : Unsyllabic

[degenerate-perturbation]

(Treebeard voice) hoo hoo

[degenerate-perturbation]

boom boom rumboom

[degenerate-perturbation]

boorar boom boom dahrar boom boom dahrar boom

[degenerate-perturbation]

is tongue a limb

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 13

[degenerate-perturbation]

Do you live in a *very* high cost of living area (such as the bay area, or parts of NYC)? If you could afford it, would you want to?

I live in a very HCoL area

I don't live in a very HCoL area, but only because I can't afford to

I don't live in a very HCoL area, for another reason (eg: job, family)

Voting ended onJan 10

Let us define "very high cost of living area" as "the median home costs >$2M"

[degenerate-perturbation]

Before answering this poll, consider googling "[your neighborhood] median home price"

[degenerate-perturbation]

Eg: I live in Manhattan, but above central park, where the median home is <$1M. Per the definition of this poll, I do not live in a *very* high cost of living area.

[degenerate-perturbation]

there is no way that fully half of you are living in neighborhoods like Chelsea and Beverly Hills and Georgetown you people are on Tumblr for godssakes

[aorish]

ngl i kinda find the definition you gave here a bit skewed, given that it excludes most of lower Manhattan, including Chelsea which was "only" 1.8M in 2024:

and like, yeah if I wanted to buy a home in lower manhattan I'd certainly "settle" for chinatown or fidi if I could before any of the ones that crack a single million. but I think this is just looking at way too fine-grained a resolution!

[degenerate-perturbation]

You're right but I no longer remember what my reasoning was for the $2M cutoff. I'm sure I was being very intelligent and correct about it though, whatever the hell I was thinking

(I think probably it was in response to another post where that was OP's definition, not mine)