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Alex | 21 | Fairy | US Navy Reserves | Firefighter currently residing in Halifax, Nova Scotia @alexcain sparkling all over your favs   

[irisabbott-blog]

If you had picked up any of my phone calls you would know that I’m not fucking with you.

[alexander-cain]

...Lost my phone. When? How?

[irisabbott-blog]

Go out to brunch alone and forget their canes in banks, things like that.

Alex, I don’t know where you’ve been, so I’m expecting an explanation, but I’ve gotta tell you something first. I’m not sure how to even—..

..Amber’s dead.

[alexander-cain]

----That's not funny. 

[teddiefloros]

That’s bullshit.

[alexander-cain]

Definitely not. How did you not notice? 

I mean, even the people that hadn't noticed before definitely are now that you're talking so loudly about it. 

[okdarcy]

Yeah uh, h-he sat with m-me and had c-coffee with me..? Is he h-harmful or someth-thing..?

[alexander-cain]

Yeah, something like that. 

Okay, let's go, we're not sticking around here. You shouldn't have coffee with scary looking randos, you know. 

[baysup-blog]

I think you might have a stalker.

[alexander-cain]

Whoa, hold up. Where do you think you're going? I get a stalker and you're just gonna leave me here to suffer? Help a brother out!

[irisabbott-blog]

—okay, I smell like a liquor store. I don’t know what else you want me to do with my free time.

[alexander-cain]

Start knitting? I don't know. What do old ladies do?

[roxy--jones-deactivated20191211]

Sure.

[alexander-cain]

Maybe I was just looking at you funny because you have a pretty smile, hm?

[okdarcy]

Did uh…h-he happen t-t-to have dr-dread l-locks..?

[alexander-cain]

Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure he did. Shit you saw him, didn't you?

[teddiefloros]

No they didn’t!

[alexander-cain]

I only looked at you after everyone else did, so yeah they did. I was just here trying to protect your dignity. 

[irisabbott-blog]

I don’t smell like a liquor store— that’s the guy behind me, you cock.

[irisabbott-blog]

[alexander-cain]

That will never not be a laughable insult but sure whatever you say. 

[sabrina-rolkins-deactivated2019]

I just don’t understand how people can do that. I’m supposed to change into a wolf once a month and I still think it’s insane.

[alexander-cain]

Hey, I'm a fuckin' fairy and I still think it's crazy. Clearly, this level of weird transcends species. 

[baysup-blog]

[alexander-cain]

Okay, I swear he was just following me. I'm not going crazy here. 

[teddiefloros]

Yeah, but you looked directly at me after I did it so now everyone knows that it was me. So, thanks.

[alexander-cain]

Everyone knew it was you anyway, okay. 

[cw-obsession]

[roxy--jones-deactivated20191211]

Why’re you looking at me like that, sweetheart?

[alexander-cain]

I'm not looking at you like anything, I don't know what you're talking about.

[blakeandbeer]

Cat got your tongue, kid? Asked if you got any ketchup.

[alexander-cain]

What---It's sitting right there. Just reach over, Jesus. 

[teddiefloros]

[alexander-cain]

What---you're the one that just did that, how're you gonna go rolling your eyes at me?