[alexandriasaysstuff]

it’s been so long glad to be back i guess

[grimelords]

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives

[falsedetective]

2020 PLATFORM.

[twitblr]

how is this legal?

[lycanthology]

i just said the same thing on twitter but please please please consider standing up for remote learning options even if everything does somehow go back to normal. so many physically disabled people drop out of school/college because of inaccessibilty. we have been asking for an option like this for so long and keeping it would change the lives of sooooo many people. we have an opportunity to start reforming the educational system to be more accessible to disabled and poor people and i really dont want to lose remote options because ableds are too lazy to keep hosting video calls.

this is okay to reblog but physically abled ppl be quiet!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

[retroactivebakeries]

#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell

[sifu-kisu]

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

[bobo543732]

next time he’ll think before he cheats

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[oknope]

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

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me: look at this meme real quick

[magic-of-eternity]

[catasters]

[promethes]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[sisterpolymath-deactivated20210]

i hate when vampires in media have a human partner and theyre like "i will never drink from you i couldnt ever hurt you like that" like why the heck not?? are you a coward?? whats the point of dating a vampire if they arent ever gonna cover your neck with kisses and then bite you and drink your blood? absolutely ridiculous and very unsexy send post

[m00nlight-syndrome-deactivated2]

[hellsite-yano]

[hymnostic]

black lives matter and pride are intrinsically linked. the black trans community have done so much for us, we owe it to them to not forget their movement this month. without black lives, there would be no pride. black lives matter, today and always

[whitepeopletwitter]