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Snaters: Snape stans should read the books and stop referring to the movies then they’ll realize how horrible their fav is.

Snovers: only makes arguments with book quotes, quotes the books every time we defend Snape, pastes passages from the book about things Snape did and said, writes character analyses using only book passages, all while still loving Snape.

Snaters: *head in sand denying the truth all the while only using movie examples to justify their character bashing of Snape*

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Things Snape did that I would have done differently.

Threatening Trevor the toad. I would have cooked him up for dinner and served him to Neville. Pets don't belong in class.

Made Lupin's potion every month. I would have tossed in some deadly nightshade and let the coroner deal with it.

Let Voldy use magic to kill an infant. No dark lord, just stab it with a knife and then feed it to a pig. You don't have to complicate things with magic.

Killed Dumbledore. If anyone gets to die it's me dammit.

Helped Draco with anything. Draco is an annoying daddy's boy, he would have served detention with whatever teacher I hated most at that moment.