PRETTY VENOM

alex gaskarth all time low. married to the drummer. i'm a dad, who let that happen?

[tfbrookiecookie]

Brookieg: I'm mentally ill and cute sooo I think that automatically excuses the debt I might have put myself in.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: but i've got you on that, always spoiling my babies

[riguydawson]

Riangaskarth: Which is why you get old man and I get crazies.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: you and i are a hundred percent sounding like old ass men right now.

[tfbrookiecookie]

Brookieg: I got the groceries you asked for.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: and how much more did you get? 👀 not that i mind of course, my daughter deserves to spoil herself.

[riguydawson]

Riangaskarth: walking two hyper dogs is a lot.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: peyton loves his walkies but cam and penny are crazy

[tfbrookiecookie]

Brookieg: Does anyone ever go into target and like blackout and come out with a whole bunch of bags.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: just you

[halojalex]

oh i am down awful for alex

[riguydawson]

Riangaskarth: Are you telling me something?

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: am i pregnant? that can't happen but if it could i would be.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: baby daddy

[riguydawson]

Riangaskarth: He's kinda cute.

[rememberingsunday44]

[riguydawson]

Riangaskarth: Nothing like being 36 and throwing your back out

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: is this what being our parents is like? i do not recommend it.

[tfbrookiecookie]

Brookie-Gas: Father.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: daughter.

[tfbrookiecookie]

Brookie-Gas: Did you teach him this?

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: ... no

[tfbrookiecookie]

Brookie-Gas: I dropped Billy off at preschool today and his first words were "My mommys birthday was saturday so she's old now" now like sir I am the youngest parent here.

[alexgfck]

alexgaskarth: r i p

[tfbrookiecookie]

"I am aware. Kinda grew up with him. Where's my spawn?"

[alexgfck]

"The attitude of yours, you get that from your father." the man said with a little laugh "he's upstairs."

[tfbrookiecookie]

"Well I didn't realize I would be waking up to company." She said sitting on a bar stool.

[alexgfck]

"Well, this is my bandmate after all." he laughed a bit "Dinner will be ready soon."

[tfbrookiecookie]

"Why are you two looking at me like that?" She asked the two men who were looking at her as she walked into the kitchen after her nap

@zackfck @alexgfck

[alexgfck]

"Well because you just woke up, looking like a hot mess." Alex joked as he watched his sister