alexia jardin

what's up fuckers

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love and support is the thoughts and prayers of friendship

[sodaguru]

skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*

[caffeinatedcartoonist]

hyuuuuu this is my first time doing commissions! i’m super excited. i’m going to be taking payments (after a commission is completed) through paypal. if you’re interested in commissioning me, or have any questions before you can decide you are, please message me here on tumblr! 

i look forward to working with you ;^p

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[kawuli]

This person is my new best friend

Farming systems need to fit into their natural and social environment. Sometimes we describe this as a socio-ecological niche.

[ryiss0fly]

Noise

Noise by Ryissofly Art by http://ianoquinnzel.tumblr.com/

art by @ianoquinnzel

[unfortunately-awake]

Get your shit known

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rt after escaping the ap calc test

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

someone just shared this on fb but omfg

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a question

an [redacted]

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is this the yakov barstorius I keep hearing everyone talk about???????

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there’s only two genders: thoughts and prayers

[jeopardybot]

[This American policeman stopped emo science]

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who is doomguy

[frogmp3]

some bisexual dude in 1972: yeah what can i say? i’m attracted to everyone, i could fall in love with anyone

someone from tumblr with a time machine: um no nope nah wrong okay hi actually what you’re thinking about is pansexuality :) the definition of bisexuality is attraction to only men and women and is not inclusive of all genders which is valid too! thanks for listening children (*ꈍ꒳ꈍ*)

[alexiajardin-blog]

attention: I am now reacting exclusively with bad album covers

tryna get a job in 2017:

when ur friend gives you a dove:

when somebody asks you if you listen to lil uzi vert:

edit: forgot to mention this classic

have a nice day

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bars 2

fuck a bitch in a pizza hut,

lemme get that pizza nut

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okay so

instead of saying “oh my god” you say “oh my goth”

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bars

watchin It illegally online

seen that shit for less than a penny, wise