incorrect supergirl

mostly sanvers, dansen and supercorp

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Alex and Kara: [sitting in jail]

Kara: So who do we call?

Alex: I'd say Maggie but I feel safer in jail.

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Alex: Are we going too far?

Maggie: No. We went too far four hours ago. Now we're going to jail.

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Alex, teaching Kara how to drive: Okay, you're driving but then Lena and Mon-El step onto the road. What do you hit?

Kara: Oh, definitely Mon-El. I could never hurt Lena.

Alex: The brakes, Kara! You hit the brakes!

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Superfriends: [playing monopoly]

Alex: Du hast geschummelt!

Maggie, sighing: Whatever you say, babe

Kara: Wait, you speak German?

Maggie: No. I just know the phrase "you cheated" in every single language Alex speaks

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Alex: One of you will betray me tonight

Kara: Is it me, Alex?

Alex: No

Lena: Is it me, Alex?

Alex: It's not you either

Maggie, sighing: ... Is it me, Alex?

Alex: iS iT Me aLeX?¿?

Maggie: I ate your ice cream ONE time okay?!

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Lena: Rules are made to be followed

Kara: No, they're made to be broken

Lena: Nothing's made to be broken

Kara: Piñatas?

Maggie and Alex, at the same time: BONES?

Lena: ... Aw hell nah

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Kara: [screams]

Alex: [screams louder to establish dominance]

Lena: Should we... stop them?

Maggie: No no I wanna see who wins

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Kara: I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Lena: I came here to attack you and I'm honestly having such a good time

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Kelly: Can you perform under pressure?

Alex: Well I'm not sure I know all the lyrics but I could sing bohemian rhapsody instead?

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Lena: It's a bit cold

Kara: Well maybe you should go stand in the corner-

Alex: -bECAUSE CORNERS HAVE 90 DEGREES

Kara & Alex: [high five]

Lena: I will kill both of you

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Alex: I've only said I love you to two people in my entire life

Kara: To who?

Alex: To Maggie and the woman in the store who I mistook for Maggie

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Maggie: I'm going to the store, you want anything?

Alex: I want to die

Maggie: I've told you before; there's perfectly good bleach in the kitchen. I'm not gonna buy you the expensive kind

Alex: fuck

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Kara: We don't use bad words in this household

Alex in the distance: FUCK!

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Alex: So have you ever thought about kids?

Maggie: I've thought about dragons

Alex: ... I like your thoughts better

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Kelly: If you want to feed the baby grapes cut them in half

Alex: [stares in horror]

Kelly: The grapes, not the baby

Kelly: ...

Kelly: Are you sure you want to be a mom????

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Kara: I hate security questions like "What was your childhood pet's name?" It's dead, man! I wanted a security question and not PTSD!

Alex: ... so you really miss that stray cat huh?

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Kelly: Don't forget to pick the kids up from school

Alex: It's saturday. They're both upstairs

Kelly: It is wednesday and we have THREE KIDS