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hi where did you go <3

I guess my unhealthy obsession with Alex Turner is over

Also college happened

#I found the recent pic of Alex on ig and remembered i got this blog

alex turner and his autographs (2021) via instagram post and stories by instagram users tammiegabrielle and alexjamesturner

#he’s alive!!!#alexitobebesito

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Im crying nobody touch me

#take me back

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He doesn’t like it when I cry, and now he’s gone, so I’m crying all the time. Alexandra Savior, Crying All The Time (dir. Joseph Bird).

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BasicLuna: I took this picture and alex turner gave me a hug i don’t even know why (Lolla Paris, July 21, 2019)

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tomlagriffe: Parfois t’es ivre et tu te dis oh ça serait trop bien de prendre en photo Alex et Julian dans une cage. Puis après tu te rappelles que tu sais pas prendre de photos ahah. (Sometimes you get drunk and you say oh it would be too good to take Alex and Julian in a cage. Then after you remember that you do not know how to take pictures ahah.)

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livia_facirolli : Mozão e eu 🖤 Rio. 03/04 Dois dias juntinhos com Alex Turner. Vi esse homem comer hambúrguer sem camisa na piscina, vi ele com camiseta furada no suvaco, também de shortinho azul de nadar (que ele, tão perfeito, pediu pra cortar da foto, estilo né mores. A nossa foto com ele shortinho é só minha hahah). Também vi ele passar um tubo de protetor solar no corpo, onde levou uns 20 minutos pra terminar (ele levou muito a sério esse processo). Um dia, ele veio até a mesa em que eu o bem estávamos e disse HOW U DOING GUYS, pq ele já era nosso migo. Esse homem, também conhecido como meu lifetime crush, passou por mim umas 20x nesses dias, passou horas do nosso lado na piscina e eu tinha que ficar PLAYING COOL enquanto na vdd eu tava passando mal de tanto fangirling interno. Surreal. Queria ser Youtuber só pra contar os detalhes desse DATE num vlog pra vcs de 30 minutos e dar detalhes que ninguem quer saber tipo qual o cheiro dele kkkk. Eu amo esse homem e vcs vão ter que aguentar #tbt dessa foto até eu encontrar ele de novo.

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“Two days together with Alex Turner. I saw this man eating a hamburger shirtless by the pool, I saw him with a shirt with a whole on the armpit, and also with little blue swimming trunks (that him, ever so perfect, asked me to crop out of the pic, because style, am I right, guys. Our pic with him in his swimming trunks is mine only hahah). I also saw him applying sunscreen over his body, which took him 20 minutes to do (he took the process very seriously). One day, he came to our table where me and my boyfriend (?) [I’m guessing, she made a typo in portuguese lmao] were, and said “HOW U DOING GUYS”, because he was already our friend. This man, also known as my lifetime crush, crossed paths with me 20 times during those days, spent hours by our side at the pool and I had to play cool when in reality I was freaking out because of so much internal fangirling. Surreal. I wanted to be an youtuber just to be able to tell the details of this date in a 30-minute vlog and give details that no one wants to know like what he smells like kkkk [’kkkk’ means laughter lmao]. I love this man and you guys will have to endure several ‘hashtag throwback thurday’ of this pic until I meet him again.”

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adamha26: Still feeling a bit starstruck…. #alexturner #arcticmonkeys #minimansions (Posted 23.05.2019)

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Arctic Monkeys @ RAC Arena, Perth 23 Feb. 2019, By Emmy Mack

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Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne 26.2.19, By Rebecca Houlden

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Arctic Monkeys @ Kudos Bank Arena 1 March 2019, By Peter Dovgan

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I’m so glad that Arctic Monkeys fulfilled my expectations by making a new album that probably won’t sound much like AM did, they are always exploring new shit and they never settle down for the expected. I can’t wait to be surprised once again.