alfie

you think you know me

[svnbabe]

emmaleger via instagram

[twitterlols]

[regretsabitch]

LOOL

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Yes

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

You asked for it

[bogleech]

this is really real and it’s really the real US military official twitter which means more than one person thought this murder weapon with rick and memey’s face on it was a good thing to broadcast to the entire rest of the world

[coffeeforcollege]

Saw this on Facebook and honestly, yeah

[mcdonald-s]

[hokaegu]

oh my lord this pleases me

[poisonseaurchins]

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[wildestlovers]

travel. your money will return. your time won’t.

[addelburgh]

[mioinne-deactivated20141223]

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

[alfieforreal]

house fuegoooooo

[decision]

[emfile]

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[alfieforreal]

For all you current college students and new college students.

[paprika]